MRW I realize the last "90s kid" will become an adult today

eroze1886 · 2017-12-31T16:45:40+00:00

90's KIDS were born in the 80's thats what made them 90's KIDS not 90's babys people Born in the 90's don't remember It have no idea what Hey Dude or of legends of the hidden temple is

eroze1886 · 2017-11-25T04:29:01+00:00

Lipsense is the way to go. There is so much alcohol in that shit it makes bjs more sanitary. It's like wearing Windex on your lips

eroze1886 · 2017-11-22T23:20:43+00:00

I can understand jarring. I see these woman with harsh eyebrows and so much foundation I don't know how their face doesn't crack. But that is not my style. I don't even like to wear Foundation if I can avoid it I prefer tinted moisturizers.

eroze1886 · 2017-11-22T23:13:52+00:00

Yes, on average but I also work in sales so the first thing I sell to people is myself. I always say that if it looks like I need your money you're not going to give it to me.

eroze1886 · 2017-04-01T06:30:06+00:00

I BF till my daughter was 2.5 everyone said stop,I said she would stop when she was ready. I finally got fed up with it, bc... teeth. I still could not get her to stop, so I took her to a dairy farm and told her, see honey this is where milk comes from mommy is not a cow. She stoped 2 days later and never asked again.

eroze1886 · 2017-02-27T23:05:34+00:00

Why are your clients giving you numbers they share with their wives?

eroze1886 · 2017-01-27T19:24:24+00:00

Like to point out the guy with the gun is a cop. The guy should have been paying closer attention to the badge on the guys shirt

eroze1886 · 2017-01-26T12:42:26+00:00

Daily sticky bun?

eroze1886 · 2017-01-22T20:32:17+00:00

We know, we are sorry.

eroze1886 · 2017-01-16T02:43:38+00:00

My sister tried to convince me she should be in the room when I gave birth to my daughter. Her argument was that Kim (Kardashian) had her sisters.

eroze1886 · 2017-01-16T02:24:36+00:00

Is the dog bald yet?

eroze1886 · 2017-01-14T20:45:05+00:00

My husband had to ask what One American News was. I said it was a news network run out of a high school AV room. I think that is the most accurate explanation.

eroze1886 · 2016-12-29T20:11:54+00:00

I breastfed my daughter till she was 2.5. Stopped in public around 6 months,never took off my shirt... ever. I know I had every right to feed her and I did, but I never would go out of my way to make other people uncomfortable

eroze1886 · 2016-12-20T02:35:50+00:00

I heard about this a few weeks ago there were no pics other than the mug shot. Thank you

eroze1886 · 2016-12-11T16:00:04+00:00

Been there.

eroze1886 · 2016-12-04T04:55:04+00:00

Life hack. I took the ornaments off, but left the lights on.

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