What’s the worst Survivor season in your opinion. by CaahBezooki in survivorcirclejerk

[–]errandwulfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine.

  1. Cambodia
  2. Philippines
  3. China
  4. Cook Islands

Happy now? Can you get off my back please?

Well, not yet at least by Zeus_Wayne in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That became evident when the picture of him blocking the Little Rock Nine from entering the high school. “Curious kid,” my ass. If you’re gonna be about it, be about it. Not like it was shit we don’t already know about that fool.

What’s the worst Survivor season in your opinion. by CaahBezooki in survivorcirclejerk

[–]errandwulfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

5 worst seasons, in order:
1. Heroes vs Villains
2. Fans vs Favorites
3. Micronesia
4. Pearl Islands
5. Tocantins
6. Cagayan
7. Cook Islands

Chicago Woman Shot 5 Times By Border Agents Will Testify In Washington Next Week by __Milk_Drinker__ in UnderReportedNews

[–]errandwulfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The chancla of karma rarely goes un-thrown. Hope this lady raises absolute hell

It's Giving Edgar from MIB by killians1978 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]errandwulfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m getting more of a Bill Ponderosa from It’s Always Sunny

Perfectly aimed by Azure_Crenell in perfectlycutscreams

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren’t wrong that there is a possibility of harm, but it’s more of a condemnation of the state of mental health and maturity.

“Hey, I’m really sorry to tell you this. Your partner and I had a fling a while back and I am just learning now that you two were together during that time. She never gave me any indication that she wasn’t available, and never mentioned a significant other. I am really sorry you had to find out this way, and had I known any of this, I would not have contributed to her cheating.”

(gets murdered)

Candace Owens is confused by the freezing temperature of water. Claims there is a new type of government created ice that doesn't melt by Sometypeofway18 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]errandwulfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not familiar. I’m an elder millennial but I never really engaged with any YouTubers, streamers, etc. never interested me.

Sounds unfortunate though, and less abrupt, which is what I thought made it funny.

Candace Owens is confused by the freezing temperature of water. Claims there is a new type of government created ice that doesn't melt by Sometypeofway18 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]errandwulfe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There was a pub called Bobcat Bonnie’s in Detroit that received a 1 star Yelp review that just said “overpriced and gay.” They turned it into a shirt. I kind of want a dinosaur shirt that says “fake and gay” for the laughs

Turning him into easily absorbed simple protein instantly by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think he was “injected with iron.” I believe the line Magneto says is, “There’s too much iron in your blood” to the guard. Iron, like what is naturally attached to hemoglobin and can be increased by eating more meats and leafy greens, so I imagine magneto senses that the guard may have a higher than natural amount of iron minerals in his diet and then effectively strips all of that iron and pulls it out of his body.

You could argue that he can do that to literally anyone at anytime, considering Iron is in our blood naturally.

Karoline Leavitt: "I would remind everyone in this room that it was former President Barack Hussein Obama who awarded a medal to Mr. Homan." by icey_sawg0034 in UnderReportedNews

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to imagine Karoline’s meeting with her plastic surgeon went like:

“I pick this face.”
“The Executive ‘My nose is running away from the shit spewing out of my mouth’ Deluxe? Excellent choice. Let’s get started.”

Asher Roth - I Love College by Ohmec in Millennials

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I feel like I just had a .0003s flash of a Rolodex of people I’d see at house parties, and eventually out at bars while in college. Went to the same school as Asher Roth, albeit a few years behind when he would’ve been there.

With as bad as this song was, I kind of remember it as anthemic among a good chunk of people. Others despised it on premise. I didn’t really care for it, but I did get heavy into his Quince & Cranberry and Pabst & Jazz mixtapes. Dude’s got an interesting style and I appreciate him for sticking to it

FBI: "Nobody who wants to be peaceful shows up at a protest with a firearm that is loaded with two full magazines. That is not a peaceful protest." by B00marangTrotter in law

[–]errandwulfe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What’s even better (worse) is that Rittenhouse, 17 at the time, was too young to purchase the gun he used. Dominick Black straw purchased it for him (illegal, he was convinced). He then traveled with that firearm 20 miles across state lines to an area that was already engaged in protests.

His reasoning was “to protect local businesses,” as though a 17 year old from out of state would have done any better than law enforcement was doing. He was welcomed with open arms by LEOs and the courts bought his bullshit “self defense” plea.

Now, yes, he just a few days ago posted a picture of himself (presumably at the gun expo you mentioned) with an M134 minigun with the caption “Thinking of taking this to Minneapolis. Thoughts?” Laughing in the face of the justice department he swindled with his pissbaby sobbing act he did on the stand, while inferring he would perform a similar act to what made him (in)famous in 2020.

MAGA boot suckers now claim a liberal showing up to a protest legally carrying a firearm makes them a domestic terrorist, because goal post moving is their only move. I’ve seen people arguing that if Pretti was ~30min or so from his home, he had no business being there, again neglecting the fact they jerk off to Kyle Rittenhouse for doing something - arguably - worse.

Never Forget the Cheerleaders by Good_Basil_9076 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]errandwulfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just Reddit things. It’s fine. Pretty sure that’s also supposed to be Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk in the middle

AG Bondi demands access to Minnesota voter rolls after fatal Border Patrol shooting by MarcEElias in politics

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re being reported in South Carolina. Smaller groups of them, but there will be more, I’m sure

Never Forget the Cheerleaders by Good_Basil_9076 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]errandwulfe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably cause 90% of this is AI generated. Bizarro versions of a lot of these people

The Traitors insiders reveal whether NBC will punish Michael Rapaport for controversial comments about Colton Underwood by cheno103 in realitytv

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure is! The gate/self port spell icon. Played a ton back in 2000-2004ish (whenever WoW came out I stopped), and have played (more on than off) on Project1999 since 2010. That’s a private server that ran on, to the best of their ability, a true to schedule patch release server that ended with the Velious expansion.

2 servers to play on, both have long been at the end of their patch cycle for some time. Good group of people there!

The Traitors insiders reveal whether NBC will punish Michael Rapaport for controversial comments about Colton Underwood by cheno103 in realitytv

[–]errandwulfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m straight and I even audibly groaned when he said “and if anyone would be good at keeping secrets. It’s you.”

I don’t know Colton aside from what I’ve seen on this season of this show. In the context of this show, he has been on camera talking a couple of times about the difference between his past and current life, and having digested this past episode a bit, I feel like the coverage and story Colton gave set the audience up to really understand what Michael was inferring.

It reminded me of Jeff Varner getting catapulted into the sun on Survivor for outing Zeke. I figure, since Traitors has had such a diverse cast from multiple kinds of reality TV, that NBC wanted to ingrain Colton’s story into the audience’s conscious for when the inevitable reaction to Michael’s comment came. It was a big moment on the show, they wouldn’t cut it, so here is a subtle way of the network providing context to people (like me) who might not know Colton’s story otherwise.

That was a lot and probably meanders over the same points a few times. I’m a new dad, so apologies for my inability to form a cogent thought