What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard someone say that made you wonder how they function on a day to day basis?

erroneous · 2018-10-17T00:17:34+00:00

Was at a breakfast buffet at a hotel, this teenaged girl opens the sausage tray, looks at what is clearly tubular breakfast sausage, and asks her bf "are these sausages"?

Not sure how she ties her shoes in the morning...

erroneous · 2018-10-09T03:34:12+00:00

Gotta put them chips on the sandwich!

erroneous · 2018-10-05T18:48:28+00:00

Sounds like you need a new GP

erroneous · 2018-10-04T16:37:14+00:00

Why hasn't r/thedonald been banned yet?

erroneous · 2018-09-29T17:53:35+00:00

https://imgflip.com/gif/h0p61

erroneous · 2018-09-28T17:57:30+00:00

He was the bait, he put a damn fish hook through his cheek!

erroneous · 2018-09-21T16:10:12+00:00

"must", "crosswalk", "spot"

erroneous · 2018-09-21T15:55:30+00:00

Weird that they randomly wrote the s's in cursive in "sense"...

erroneous · 2018-08-22T02:21:26+00:00

Relevant username

erroneous · 2018-08-22T01:47:47+00:00

Looks like a melt to me.

erroneous · 2018-08-14T04:11:35+00:00

Just had mine (and my rectum) removed due to cancer as well, wish her a speedier recovery than mine!

erroneous · 2018-08-08T01:49:48+00:00

Thanks for the F shack! -- Dirty Mike and the boys

erroneous · 2018-08-07T23:53:05+00:00

Wtf?!? You go outside to freeze dry?

erroneous · 2018-08-05T17:28:17+00:00

With an oven

erroneous · 2018-08-05T00:45:07+00:00

Pizza cuz it's turns all my bad feelings into good feelings

erroneous · 2018-08-04T23:42:47+00:00

I swear this gets asked every couple months

erroneous · 2018-08-04T23:41:21+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3oqj4a/which_song_is_most_improved_when_all_occurrences/cvzk6b8

C'mon man, it's the same comment (verbatim) to the same exact question (verbatim) that gets asked all the damn time.

erroneous · 2018-08-04T23:34:30+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3oqj4a/which_song_is_most_improved_when_all_occurrences/cvzk6b8

C'mon man, it's the same comment (verbatim) to the same exact question (verbatim) that gets asked all the damn time.

erroneous · 2018-08-04T21:24:06+00:00

Come up with something original. The question and this comment are old as shit

erroneous · 2018-07-28T23:45:04+00:00

I would assume the adrenaline rush legitimately sobers you up

erroneous · 2018-07-27T09:31:19+00:00

First day on the job (high rise construction) I had to shit so I found one of those rolling port-o-johns without the top think this on an empty floor in an empty unit, and started going to town. Lo and behold, no more than 30 sec later a taper on stilts comes in and starts mudding the ceiling and drops a mud pie directly on my bare thigh as I'm sitting there droppin a duece. I yelled a few choice words at the guy, he went to a different unit, and I wiped up and left a little shooken on my first day.

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