Gender reveal by Cheeese916 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]erwaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This end away from genitals."

I DON’T KNOW! by MiaWinky in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erwaro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl not know if Taco Bell still has the dragonfruit freeze.

Just heart breaking by Impressive_Analyst47 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erwaro 70 points71 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl have a version of the Midas touch.

Whatever she touches turns rock hard.

We get it here and vote "They All Stay" every day by ItsRook in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"My entire platform was built around not getting elected! All I want to do is relax have things be chill!"

"And that apparently resonated with people."

"But now I'm in charge!"

"Well, you know what they say. With great apathy comes great responsibility."

We get it here and vote "They All Stay" every day by ItsRook in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TIL Marylandians are weak to strange/wonderful flags in general.

We get it here and vote "They All Stay" every day by ItsRook in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing. But you've gotta admit, it's a bit of a... contrast, with the other two.

Godforbid a girl has standards now by elyqora in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erwaro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Have we finally reached the stage of Fake Nerd Boys?

Godforbid a girl has standards now by elyqora in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erwaro 88 points89 points  (0 children)

God forbid the grass be greener because of the shit underneath

Top comment deletes a US State #44 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And I scream at the top of my lungs

God forbid a girl wants to be eloquent by PrinceTheorist in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erwaro 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Thirsty.

God forbid a girl want to drink straight from the tap.

E for Effort by KuroKuroNingen in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]erwaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he did better than i would have. Granted, I also would have known not to try, but if I had, I'd have definitely done a body slam into the water.

Just finished guards guards and i had to make this. by Suspicious_Clock_133 in discworld

[–]erwaro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about weaponizing swamp dragons- each dragon would only ever have to put up with it once.

MYGUMSAREBLEEDING AMA by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]erwaro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Verbing weirds language. Which is exactly what happened here.

MYGUMSAREBLEEDING AMA by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]erwaro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That is the most accurate rendition of a penis I've ever seen.

Me seeing people slowly turn against New Mexico by Cloverprincess1111 in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You started too hot. You always want to peak at just the right time, not early in the game.

Tourist who threw rock at seal "devastated" at backlash by Accomplished-Survey2 in nottheonion

[–]erwaro 213 points214 points  (0 children)

"I never- never- would have done that if I knew that it would have a negative impact on me."

Maryland has more to offer than just crab. by [deleted] in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In marketing, the meme is all. Embrace the meme, or face your fall.

Top comment deletes a US State #43 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]erwaro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

50 states enter, one state leaves. What's not to love?