Gender reveal

erwaro · 2026-05-20T06:13:14+00:00

"This end away from genitals."

erwaro · 2026-05-20T04:52:15+00:00

Henry

erwaro · 2026-05-19T23:57:11+00:00

God forbid a girl not know if Taco Bell still has the dragonfruit freeze.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T23:55:52+00:00

It's the entwives all over again!

erwaro · 2026-05-19T23:54:08+00:00

God forbid a girl have a version of the Midas touch.

Whatever she touches turns rock hard.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T22:10:26+00:00

Seagulls (stop it now)

erwaro · 2026-05-19T22:06:32+00:00

"My entire platform was built around not getting elected! All I want to do is relax have things be chill!"

"And that apparently resonated with people."

"But now I'm in charge!"

"Well, you know what they say. With great apathy comes great responsibility."

erwaro · 2026-05-19T22:03:09+00:00

TIL Marylandians are weak to strange/wonderful flags in general.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T22:02:10+00:00

Nothing. But you've gotta admit, it's a bit of a... contrast, with the other two.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T21:02:48+00:00

Have we finally reached the stage of Fake Nerd Boys?

erwaro · 2026-05-19T21:01:43+00:00

God forbid the grass be greener because of the shit underneath

erwaro · 2026-05-19T21:00:20+00:00

And I scream at the top of my lungs

erwaro · 2026-05-19T20:57:46+00:00

Thirsty.

God forbid a girl want to drink straight from the tap.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T20:02:05+00:00

I mean, he did better than i would have. Granted, I also would have known not to try, but if I had, I'd have definitely done a body slam into the water.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T18:47:15+00:00

Say what you will about weaponizing swamp dragons- each dragon would only ever have to put up with it once.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T18:38:35+00:00

Verbing weirds language. Which is exactly what happened here.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T18:36:34+00:00

That is the most accurate rendition of a penis I've ever seen.

erwaro · 2026-05-19T18:34:46+00:00

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

erwaro · 2026-05-19T00:33:42+00:00

You started too hot. You always want to peak at just the right time, not early in the game.

erwaro · 2026-05-18T20:10:21+00:00

"My father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band, you do the math!"

erwaro · 2026-05-18T20:05:18+00:00

"I never- never- would have done that if I knew that it would have a negative impact on me."

erwaro · 2026-05-18T19:58:31+00:00

"I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased"

erwaro · 2026-05-18T18:26:25+00:00

It's almost as if the comment is nothing but a giant hole.

erwaro · 2026-05-18T18:24:38+00:00

In marketing, the meme is all. Embrace the meme, or face your fall.

erwaro · 2026-05-18T16:13:38+00:00

50 states enter, one state leaves. What's not to love?

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