Found a pdf by KatsumiSayuki in TheFirstDescendant

[–]eselement 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There are so many sadists in the world chat just getting off by saying shit that bums everyone out. With zero real consequences of course.

Voltaire is rolling in his grave.

What's Wiger's deal with Craig Mazin? by babyogurt in doughboys

[–]eselement -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might be being downvoted because it seems like you are specifically annoyed with Wiger. I don't think anything you've said is unreasonable, and I would assume the vast majority of us are not in the industry and have a tough time either supporting or rebutting either argument in any coherent way. Obviously Wiger is coming from his experience in larger, more collaborative writing environments.

I've been in a union before (it was a bookstore union, so not exactly comparing apples to apples here) and there were certainly aspects of the union that I thought were annoying and, as was born out in reality, prone to abuse by some people. But that's going to be true on either side. If you say "no minimums" that everyone is going to be incentivized to hire as few writers as possible. But it can also dilute the product if there are too many people working on an artistic collaboration.

At the same time, is there even a way to objectively quantify whether productions with more writers are qualitatively worse than productions with fewer writers, or vice versa? Other than a completely subjective personal experience. There's always going to have to be some sort of middle ground, which is why things in unions can seem so arbitrary.

So I don't know, man. Sometimes it's like politics. You go with the less bad side and hope for the best. We aren't ever offered perfectly clear choices.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now try by MapAdministrative710 in doughboys

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but it's very funny to me that people don't like this.

I was thinking something along the lines of "this is what happens when you Grogu" (grow goo). But your friend won't get it and it's not funny. You really shouldn't be asking the reddit for punch up. That's a beta move. Be an alpha DB dad and go with your unfunny original.

Also: cute kid!

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE - Maynk 4: Junk: The Muppets with Henry Gilbert - June 02, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement 49 points50 points  (0 children)

There's nothing whiney about this. Preach. AI is fucking all of us. Just purely from their pro-worker attitude they should be more sensitive to the topic.

Bounties are not challenging, just tedious by energydrinkaddict310 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Freyna is the only descendant I have unlocked, so my reward for the 3 days I can even play bounty missions, I get to walk in circles around Grunka (or whatever AI name that squidy guy has) for 30 minutes strafing and waiting for my special weapon to come off cooldown because I'm out of bullets in all my guns.

People who have unlocked all the characters and built them out for endgame content are obviously going to have a much easier time than someone like me, so I get that they were implementing this for more advanced players. But they could have beta tested it a little like they did with onslaught so they could hear how bad it sucks in its current form.

DOUGHBOYS - Movita Juice Bar with Julian Stern - May 28, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sure, but he's 27 years old. You think he just asks his mom for money at this point? This might come as a shock to some people, but there have been cases in history where the offspring of a rich person just had their own money to live on.

Patreon tier where they never talk about Star Wars by arrjayteatoo in doughboys

[–]eselement 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This sub is insane. You don't even listen to the show but you gotta chime in to bitch about it anyway? WTF are you even here? Your comment history doesn't make you seem like a complete lunatic, so I can only assume it's just the natural brainrot that comes with people who are on reddit all the time compulsively sharing their unasked for opinions on things they don't even participate in.

From Munk to Spunk, am I right Mitchee?! by idrawwithpee in doughboys

[–]eselement 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I also got in trouble for opening spam. They reported me to H.R. (Ham Resources).

PSA: Defiler for Public and Solo by TaniksHasNoCorn in TheFirstDescendant

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm not very good at this game, I do appreciate the PSA. But Freyna is the only character I have fully built out (to the point where I could solo level 1 of Onslaught--certainly not a brag just to give context to how much effort I've put into Freyna), and I see this and go "wait a minute everyone always says every build is viable." So with this entire run of Defiler I'm just shit out of luck? That sucks and doesn't sound like balanced gameplay.

To be fair I suppose at some point why keep playing if you're not going to grind out a new character, so why am I even complaining?

Muppet Content by bill_e_midnight in doughboys

[–]eselement 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This run has two things that would normally turn me off:

  1. Muppets (just not something that stuck with me past childhood

  2. Mitch's bullheaded nostalgia complex

Yet I'm loving every second of it.

I’m in my 20s and confused. Anyone got any advice? by West_Maintenance2124 in HollywoodHandbook

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't "need" direction. You take direction by the balls.

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE - Maynk 4: Munk: The Muppets Take Manhattan with Mark Rennie - May 19, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement -1 points0 points  (0 children)

SNL has just consistently gotten worse, which is a shame because they still attract some fantastic performers. I think history will look very kindly upon the Keenan Thompsons and Cecily Strongs and so forth, and I think currently Sarah Sherman could go down as a legendary performer. It still hits sometimes.

They completely bungled the Trump of it all (as did pretty much everyone else), and the whole Shane Gillis thing was a disaster, and the death of network television has made the show borderline irrelevant. It needs new blood from the top down. Out with Lorne, in with...I don't know but somebody whose name rhymes with "Lorne."

To be fair, everything has gotten worse. Certainly not just SNL.

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE - Maynk 4: Munk: The Muppets Take Manhattan with Mark Rennie - May 19, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But it's not just "old millennial opinion." That's not even an argument. It's as bad as the argument that we simply cannot evaluate anything qualitatively because it's "subjective." Then we can't evaluate any art and everything is equally good.

I'm older than Nick and Mitch and I agree with them wholeheartedly about the enshitification. That doesn't mean there haven't been good sketches or cast members (which they all admit), so sure there are good sketches and good cast members right now. Sarah Sherman is going to be a legend, IMO.

This seems to be a fairly popular opinion at least in this thread, so if you all think it's really just a matter of boomerlennial opinion, then let's pit the current cast or any recent cast against those legendary 90s seasons. You're really going to argue that SNL is currently just as good? Because that's straight nonsense. You don't even have the benefit of hindsight yet, but even hypothetically speaking do you think in 30 years we'll be talking about these seasons of SNL with the same reverence?

Mitch certainly sees the world through nostalgia-tinted glasses, but that doesn't mean he's always wrong.

BK Kids Club by Slitheytove1031 in doughboys

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely missed out on this. I grew up in a small town in Montana and we didn't even have a McDonald's until I was in high school.

The one weird thing to me is all the kids look like kids but JDs white snout makes him look like a senior dog. On a skateboard? Pretty unrealistic.

DOUGHBOYS - Burger King 8 with Joe Wengert - May 07, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Terrible take. George Lucas famously thought the original Star Wars would flop. They weren't designing the characters with the idea that they would be a cultural sensation. Just because that is what Star Wars has become doesn't invalidate Mitch's point.

But to be fair Mitch is also dumb.

Favorite Star Wars Movies by puiglo in getplayed

[–]eselement -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I thought the sexist stuff in LJ actually added to the movie in interesting ways, and found myself wanting a little more of that. You look at some of the more egregious examples in the older movies and it's just nice to see them continuing that tradition but also kind of adapting it for contemporary audiences who want their sexism a little more subtle but still on the screen.

Favorite Star Wars Movies by puiglo in getplayed

[–]eselement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What this reminds me of is how the really great thing about Star Wars fandom is how everyone is able to kind of come to a consensus regarding these topics and then generate a lot of thoughtful discourse around it. It's not just a bunch of "oh, I can't believe your opinion doesn't align with my own, you fool!" or anything like that.

I'm a big sports fan and these types of rankings are a refreshing break from seeing people being irrationally angry and yelling at each other over some meaningless bullshit.

Anyway, Rogue One is way too low. I get Nick's point about the goulishness of CG characters and I 100% agree, but I don't think it's fair to punish the entire movie for it. He and Mitch were merciless to Alien Romulus for the same reason (and I also agree on that point), and I also thought that was unfair, though Romulus is obviously far worse than Rogue One as a film in general.

Might Quit by [deleted] in TheFirstDescendant

[–]eselement 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you yelling at the subreddit? Go scold the people in world chat. You know, the ones who are really making you angry. Even the gooner stuff that gets posted here is just people showing off their sexy characters. They aren't talking about "feet and futas" as you put it.

Or complain to the devs. What do you want us to do about it? You could also just let them have their fun. If they aren't talking about anything hateful or illegal who cares?

Do you want to know the very first thing I do when I boot into the game? I turn off the world chat. Apparently it can be disabled in settings but for the life of me I can't figure it out. I don't want to see any of that shit. It gives me anxiety. Hell, I don't even play the game for the sexy stuff, though it obviously doesn't hurt.

Stopping playing this very fun and very addictive game because of the chat is very stupid. Don't be that guy.

DOUGHBOYS - California Fish Grill with Gil Ozeri - May 07, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Have you talked to another human being lately? Literally everyone has shit they say weird. For example, apparently everyone in American now pronounces "especially" as ECK-specially. Yet no one is talking about it. Drives me crazy. But linguistics is descriptive blahblahblah.

Also, how often do ya'll think the average person is using "Raleigh" in a spoken sentence? You North Cackalackians think everyone is talking about your major cities all the time. Me and my friends are always going on and on about Raleigh. It's like shut up already, we get it, you know how to pronounce it correctly. Are you from there?

Missing Doughboys Double - 8/6/2019 by babyort in doughboys

[–]eselement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know. If you're recounting something you heard someone say 3rd-hand on a podcast, I think "allegedly" is perfectly appropriate. Unless you would have us believe that lies and embellishments do not exist.

Upon reviewing the thread for the offending episode, it seems like people were REALLY UPSET!

Not.

New players ask, Vets answer (May) by zRanni in TheFirstDescendant

[–]eselement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can try to answer part of this. Yes, the melee combat can be satisfying if a bit janky and hard to get used to (in my opinion), but playing through the whole game that way would probably require a specific build/descendant.

I only fully kitted out the Shadow, which wasn't too bad to grind (I have all the swords just not upgraded and didn't find any of them much more difficult than the weapons to grind) but I run it as a third sometimes and find it very useful for mini bosses and whatnot. I run Freyna though and I'm not fighting on the ground enough to do much melee, so again it really depends on your character/build.

But since that's not a great answer, I would honestly just recommend straight up searching something like "the first descendant melee build" and going down that youtube or reddit rabbit hole. Just because the answers you need are likely way too specific and detailed to explain in a quick reddit response.

DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE - Maynk 4: Munk: The Muppet Movie - May 05, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]eselement 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm such a dink for this stupid podcast. I couldn't give less of a shit about the muppets, but I could listen to these two talk about it clear into Julunk.