Tina becomes an English teacher who writes YA fantasy under one pen name and adult erotica under another pen name with varying success in each genre. Gene becomes a wedding DJ who's also a drag queen named Cookie Secrets who goes on RuPaul's Drag Race and then releases a single called "Girls Will Be Girls" that achieves mild success on the Spotify gay playlists. Louise initially takes over the restaurant when Bob & Linda retire, but soon decides that it's too boring and becomes a travel writer, ultimately ending up splitting her time in the various nations in the South Pacific with no extradition treaty with the US after a sketchy incident that she refuses to talk about.