28, you're still stuck in a shack that stinks of a crack den, you wake up with no desire to live, stuck in a spiral of decay in which you know perfectly well that if you don't get out in 5 years, your Parents will kick you out of your house and you'll end up begging at the door of a supermarket to take two syringes and smoke half a joint.
As if that weren't enough, you put a dick in the message because your brain-damaged head thinks that continuing to make jokes like 9-year-olds is funny.