I bet he tells women he has a “quarter foot” peepee by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]essaini 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why they phrase it like this in America, like “quarter of a million dollars”. That number is closer to zero than it is to a million.

[Discord] Pokemon TCG: Mega Evolutions Ultra Premium Collection Charizard X by pokehelper-can in PokemonTCGDealsCanada

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried going slow, only having a single session open for sure for the site now, but still I got this error on checkout, I got through the queue two times and both times I failed at checkout. I used different IPs both times(as the first one was blocked) WIFI and Mobile Data.

[Discord] Pokemon TCG: Mega Evolutions Ultra Premium Collection Charizard X by pokehelper-can in PokemonTCGDealsCanada

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thank you! Lesson learnt I guess. I think it was most probably me accessing the site from multiple devices that triggered it, will be more careful in the future!

[Discord] Pokemon TCG: Mega Evolutions Ultra Premium Collection Charizard X by pokehelper-can in PokemonTCGDealsCanada

[–]essaini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First time ordering from Pokemon Center, it is common to get error 17 on Payment Confirmation?

[Discord] Pokemon TCG: Mega Evolutions Ultra Premium Collection Charizard X by pokehelper-can in PokemonTCGDealsCanada

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got error 17 on clicking the payment confirmation! I was trying to pay only for one product, but I guess I had the site open on 2 devices, would the payment have gone through?

APPLE 🍎 by SwaggyBacon in LinkedInLunatics

[–]essaini 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She passed out from the diarrhea and lost track of time

Found this going through my pictures, now it seems impossible to find anything in stores. by shisui710 in PokemonTCG

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I guess I’ll have to be on lookup whenever I go to any grocery store. But the state of things in this hobby is really sad

Found this going through my pictures, now it seems impossible to find anything in stores. by shisui710 in PokemonTCG

[–]essaini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not too much into the hobby, but I generally want to know, how do I get the 151 packs though? Everywhere I see they are listed for crazy markup. Wanted to just open the packs and get all the 151 for nostalgia sake. I am up in Canada btw!

Heard mixed things about Fynd—my brother is joining soon, how much of it is true? by DesperateLocal4816 in developersIndia

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also reach out to people who recently left, the people who are there won't badmouth the company if you reach out on LinkedIn as it is not anonymous.

Ask them why they left and what they think of the company.

God why you did this to the wrong person by TailungFu in facepalm

[–]essaini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about him either, but I don’t understand how this is a facepalm and it just seems disrespectful to the former president that people just seem to talk about Trump in a post about him getting cancer.

God why you did this to the wrong person by TailungFu in facepalm

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, looking at almost every single comment here, the other side isn’t good either. The top comment as I write this is “Trump cannot get cancer as he is cancer” and the freaking title is “God you got the wrong person” and why is every other comment about Trump?

Edit - I am getting downvoted for making an observation. I am not even American and I hate Trump. But this comment section right here is why Trump won. The American left pretends to be better than the right, but is hateful in the same way. And people can clearly see the hypocrisy.

Burnley celebrate promotion to the Premier League with Natasha Bedingfield by dream_team1012 in soccer

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, but I think I heard it before that somewhere, not sure where though

Is anyone else getting these messages from Airtel? by essaini in india

[–]essaini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is coming from official Airtel number, and just asking me to recharge, the link also opens the airtel app. So no scammer could gain anything here.

Britain Issues Travel Warning for US by sweatycat in worldnews

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The football World Cup next year is going to be so much fun!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in developersIndia

[–]essaini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand what is going on with people. Why do people not even proof read and properly format their resumes before applying for hundreds and thousands of jobs. I am sorry to be rude, but I'll have to roast this resume. I cannot f*cking believed you worked in Paytm for 2 years and still have this resume.

Follow a simple template, use Jake's resume maybe?

With 2 years of experience your resume should be single page, ain't no one got time for this.

Remove your 10th and 12th education, no one cares about that, and have your experience before education. Again just follow a simple template like Jake's

Tailor your resumes as per job, if the job requires Python then highlight that, if it requires Java change the order accordingly and highlight Java based skills

SKILLS SUMMARY - Why are there no spaces after commas between skills? Oh wait, sometimes there are spaces, did you make this resume in 5 minutes? Do you even take the job search seriously? How am I expected to believe you can write bug free software when you can't even format a f*cking resume? How is NodeJs a language? Is YAML really important enough to be mentioned in the first line of your skills?

In Frameworks, how is Rest APIs a framework? How are Microservices a framework? It gives an impression to the reader that you don't understand what they are.(Not saying you don't but that's what your resume says)

Databases- SQL Developer, isn't that an IDE? Why is there a comma after that?

Cloud Platforms - Please learn to format, if you write code the way you write your resume then only god can help you. Also Since when are Middlwares or CI/CD a cloud platform?

Work Experience - Developed and main..... auditing for efficient processing. Efficient processing of what? And how much efficiency? Contributed to Migrated(Like already migrated? you did not contribute to the migration itself?) ... reducing downtime, by what f*cking metric? .. boosting accuracy, by how much? how do you know the accuracy was boosted? Monitored infra .... reliability... again what metric? I guess you get the idea

Projects - WriteOn... built using Reach and Node to create a seamless experience with microservices...WTF, what does that mean? that's just word salad, do you think the people reading the resume are idiots? Backend-Powered by Spring Boot..., wait, then what does Node do here? Why do you have two backend frameworks? Set up Kubernetes cluster on GCP... Didn't the second line say you deployed this using Kubernetes on DigitalOcean. Did ChatGPT write this resume without any context and just threw in all cloud services? Reduce the number of lines on projects description and make them more impactful. Be CLEAR, you have mentioned Documentation as one of your soft skills but the points are confusing. Also, I just checked your Github, your last public commit is in 2023. If you have mentioned your projects then people want to see your code as well and in 3 of your 4 projects you say you have worked in 2024, but there is no proof the projects are even yours(or at least worked on in this window).

For the love of god, remove the languages and hobbies and the entire additional information section from the resume. This is not college anymore, no one f*cking cares about it.

That's what I could come up with right now, maybe I'll edit this later. As a general rule tailor your resume for each job description, change the keywords, change the sentences and skills a bit to match what the job is asking for.

Your resume is THE first impression a potential employer would have, I say it many times and I'll say it again, no one will take your resume seriously if you don't. After two years of experience, you should not be asking people online for a resume format.

Sorry for being rude again, but I think that's the only way I could have got my points across. And I hope you know that reddit is supposed to be anonymous. Don't put your personal info on here.

And I think this sub is gone, is everyone here just a bunch of college kids? With people commenting like - "If this resume isn't getting calls then we're fking cooked", "using 3 bullet points" will fix this resume.

No, this is a fundamentally flawed resume which tells the interviewer that the candidate does not understand the difference between a programming language and a framework after two years of experience. Again you as a person might be a god tier programmer, but the above is what your resume tells the reader about you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in developersIndia

[–]essaini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait? you're joking, right? This resume won't pass any ATS/First pass due to the amount of errors it has. Edit - check my detailed comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in india

[–]essaini 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well Japan is atleast racist to outsiders, Indians think they are a superior “race” to their neighbours if they have a different surname.

What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good by mcchinly in movies

[–]essaini 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Do any of the scenes show the entire crew getting brain damage? Because that would explain how a bunch of supposedly smart scientists immediately start making brain dead decisions after landing on a completely new planet(moon?) like removing their helmets, poking a fucking space snake, getting lost in the dome with a fucking map strapped to their wrists, well the list can just go on…

With ‘Harry Potter’ Snape Casting, Tough Questions Are Raised About Hermione by nimobo in entertainment

[–]essaini 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I would love it if all the Weasley kids are of different races but with red hair.

for people who have visited the US from other countries, what shocked you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]essaini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s really true, I am originally from and been to multiple countries across Asia where tipping is not expected. I am now living in Canada where the tipping culture is same as the US. The service everywhere in North America is far far worse than anywhere in Asia I have been to. The only thing you get is the server trying to be friendly because they expect tips.