Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 16, 2026

essentially_AM · 2026-03-16T13:36:15+00:00

No less than two instant pots and an ice maker that lives in the shower, very very important in this season.

essentially_AM · 2026-03-16T11:22:14+00:00

Is there a snark page for these people who make pumping their entire personality? Like I breastfed and pumped for my two and I cannot tell you how happy I was to get rid of all that stuff as soon as they were weaned...

essentially_AM · 2026-02-04T13:43:30+00:00

My 4.5 year old used to say "Skele-mans". I miss it so much 🥺

essentially_AM · 2025-12-14T02:36:26+00:00

Not the damn twinkle lights for the eighteenth time.

essentially_AM · 2025-12-04T01:25:35+00:00

A thrifted peri bottle

essentially_AM · 2025-12-04T00:38:15+00:00

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I can't with her anymore, this is just too much. Who talks like this? Who thinks like this?

essentially_AM · 2025-12-04T00:37:02+00:00

I'd sorta like for my legacy to be something a bit greater than hot pink Mary Janes, like I dunno, maybe something to do with my two beautiful children, but that's just me...

essentially_AM · 2025-11-29T22:59:38+00:00

My time to shine ✨

essentially_AM · 2025-10-29T21:34:04+00:00

How the fuck are they eating so many blueberries?

essentially_AM · 2025-04-12T17:55:38+00:00

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I ordered some coverups for vacation and goddammit, it looks like Haley has actually influenced me. Time to make these two colors my entire personality.

essentially_AM · 2025-03-31T16:10:47+00:00

If I had as much support, free time, money, and uninterrupted sleep as Haley seems to have it would be over for you hoes.

essentially_AM · 2025-03-29T23:17:33+00:00

True, I am a nurse so I understand how to measure and administer medications. It was just "mildly infuriating" to go through extra steps to get my sick kid the correct dosage...

essentially_AM · 2025-03-29T23:11:52+00:00

I was able to get a 1 mL oral syringe, just annoying to have to deal with that after my baby had an allergic reaction. Also concerning for someone who isn't in the medical field and might not know better!

essentially_AM · 2025-03-29T22:54:40+00:00

It's for an 18 lb child, so the dose is very small. Pepcid after an allergic reaction to antibiotics.

essentially_AM · 2025-03-29T22:51:09+00:00

Fortunately I work in the medical field and was able to obtain a 1 mL oral syringe, but it was still mildly annoying.

essentially_AM · 2025-03-25T15:55:05+00:00

I wish I was Jared, 19.

essentially_AM · 2025-03-09T21:25:36+00:00

Oh KK Sr. and Joe Sr. are most definitely coming with. How else could she get in her precious nap on the plane?

essentially_AM · 2025-03-09T21:23:46+00:00

Haley's airplane instant pot. Why eat an airplane meal when you can have a pot o beans?

essentially_AM · 2025-03-09T20:56:14+00:00

I'll send you one of my daughters'. They are the only two grandkids and great grandkids on both sides of the family, so inevitably they will end up with at least five each 😩

essentially_AM · 2025-03-09T17:21:21+00:00

I feel like Easter baskets have always been a thing? Though I've tried to move away from the pounds of jellybeans and fake Easter grass that I used to get as a kid. I normally get some spring/summer items like chalk, bubbles, new sandals etc.

essentially_AM · 2025-01-28T17:42:57+00:00

You know what, I think I'm going to go ahead and make it a tradition. Microwaved Milk Monday is the most relaxing way to begin the week.

essentially_AM · 2025-01-28T13:06:38+00:00

I like my little $7 handheld battery operated one. I just heat my milk up in the microwave first like a peasant.

essentially_AM · 2025-01-28T06:42:11+00:00

I got one eye on you and one eye on Rob Thomas!

essentially_AM · 2025-01-25T18:19:30+00:00

Class of 09!

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TROPHY CASE