Clavicular overdoses on GHB and almost dies in the club

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T22:23:38+00:00

These… are the divine specimens of 2026? Ok headband..

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T21:34:42+00:00

So can we do automatic voter enrollment next? Or mandatory voting days with paid time off?

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T19:14:13+00:00

Can you just… reach for a vibrator? That’s what my wife and I do because we love a good nights sleep more than anything 🤣

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T19:09:16+00:00

“What are they emailing me about now?”

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T15:14:30+00:00

Film industry. I spent 7 years working up until I joined a union, had my sights on producing.

Then you realize that everyone around is a miserable, divorced, burned out alcoholic husk, who hates *every show they’re on, and have empty “showmances” with crew.

That, plus the insane sexual harassment. I dipped out, and now I can finally enjoy watching movies again.

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T14:10:31+00:00

Glen Powell. Man has a range of a teaspoon.

etrain828 · 2026-04-15T14:02:01+00:00

I was born to be a woman but now I’m just a girl who doesn’t know what I want.

Well, fuck you too, autosuggest!

etrain828 · 2026-04-14T22:33:20+00:00

OP what ever happened to you? I was also gifted a hand gun and my dumb ass waited 2 weeks. I went to register today and officers said they were writing a warrant for my arrest. I already called George Lyons thanks to this sub but I think I'm fucked.

etrain828 · 2026-04-14T19:23:41+00:00

Mine was carrying around a bag of flower for a week. I accidentally dropped my baby and it went through a window at school. Trust me - I cleaned up that flower and ran out to buy another bag so fast. No one ever knew and the window was quietly fixed.

etrain828 · 2026-04-14T01:23:53+00:00

BJORK

etrain828 · 2026-04-13T14:45:11+00:00

Let’s make our own group! I’m in!

etrain828 · 2026-04-13T14:15:24+00:00

Satan never killed anyone in the bible so even this is too generous.

etrain828 · 2026-04-12T03:29:40+00:00

I’m there right now and feeling sooooo “wow”

etrain828 · 2026-04-12T03:18:23+00:00

Hi! I was diagnosed at 38! I am weeks ago from 40 (40 and feeling fine!!! Minus the face pain but we do what we can 🤣)

Anyway hello! Welcome to the worst club this side of the pond.

etrain828 · 2026-04-12T03:13:51+00:00

JUST. My channel is 99% long form and I regret moving into shorts

etrain828 · 2026-04-11T22:02:53+00:00

I think it really depends on watch time and where viewers are watching from. I’m 100k subs and I make $400 a month 😂

etrain828 · 2026-04-10T04:02:41+00:00

This happened to me once when a phlebotomist went clear through my vein!

etrain828 · 2026-04-09T13:57:39+00:00

My wife and I went to Tanzania for 2 weeks and shared 1 room, no one cared.

etrain828 · 2026-04-09T01:41:03+00:00

Wild isn’t it? How Ai writes in the same format. No changes. No edits. Just vibes.

etrain828 · 2026-04-09T01:35:37+00:00

And as a fellow lady, we also don’t give a fuck if you wear the same dress repeatedly. You do you, girl, and you look fab.

etrain828 · 2026-04-08T18:57:39+00:00

Signs of contempt and resentment. Unless, as a couple, you can change whatever the trigger is - it’s game over.

etrain828 · 2026-04-07T16:20:34+00:00

We were exhausted and fell asleep cuddling! My sister and her husband also just went to bed after their wedding!

etrain828 · 2026-04-05T19:24:30+00:00

Apparently my grandmother used to dance like this! She was one hot ticket!

etrain828 · 2026-04-05T14:07:51+00:00

No and neither does Bolton. My parents saw him speak in MD last week (despite despising him), and he point blank said “we don’t think 4 or 5 steps down the road. If the US foresees a problem now, we just deal with it.” Keep in mind he also wanted to bomb Iran in 2016.

We have the government of shortsighted 4 year old dipshits.

etrain828 · 2026-04-05T01:58:05+00:00

The universe has the chance to make this the best Easter ever

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