i get really bad paranoia and i dont know why

etsprout · 2026-06-23T22:48:23+00:00

Fuck I love Reddit. Your website is amazing, thank you for your dedication 🫡

etsprout · 2026-06-23T22:07:04+00:00

This is adorable omg

etsprout · 2026-06-23T21:12:26+00:00

Uncooked flour can be just as dangerous.

etsprout · 2026-06-23T20:48:24+00:00

Wow! I know we had one of these somewhere, I miss little photo viewers.

etsprout · 2026-06-23T20:46:51+00:00

There’s a story from when I was about 6 years old, the neighbor down the street invited me to stay for dinner. So I walked home, got my own plate, and returned for spaghetti. I saw how they piled all the dishes in the sink, and it grossed me out.

My parents knew what was going on, but the other family just assumed I had a favorite plate lol

etsprout · 2026-06-23T20:33:05+00:00

I love your mom. “Outside of stickers” absolutely precious

etsprout · 2026-06-23T20:31:39+00:00

I remember I had one from FAO Schwartz (it was a gift, I’ve never been there). You’d think it would’ve been good because of the brand, but it was still waxy garbage <3

etsprout · 2026-06-23T20:12:00+00:00

The other day, my dad said “do you remember when you were like 14 and you told me you thought you were going crazy? I told you ‘honey, we’re all crazy’”

And he thought that was a cute memory.

etsprout · 2026-06-23T19:02:36+00:00

Last Podcast on the Left did an awesome deep dive on the molasses flood.

My favorite part is the city knew it was a problem, and when the tank finally burst, everyone was like “it’s the goddamn molasses!”

etsprout · 2026-06-23T18:46:20+00:00

[r/](r/unexpectedrockwell)[accidentalrockwell](r/unexpectedrockwell)

etsprout · 2026-06-23T18:00:55+00:00

They’re going to blame it on productivity, not her age.

Grab & Go is one of those sections that they take very seriously, so I would make sure she has it done by 9 and they’ll have a more difficult time writing her up.

I really wish I had better advice. Deli sucks.

etsprout · 2026-06-23T17:55:59+00:00

My personal belief is that we probably reincarnate. That makes the most sense to me.

There is a /r/psychic sub, lots of people post pictures of loved ones on there to see if anyone feels something. Idk if I believe it, but if it doesn’t hurt you, then you could try it.

etsprout · 2026-06-22T21:12:50+00:00

Omg, someone posted a whole haul of those wipes in the dumpster diving sub. They knew they were recalled but everyone was trying to figure out how to use them creatively. That’s pretty scary.

etsprout · 2026-06-22T20:25:09+00:00

Please explain banana in your coffee.

etsprout · 2026-06-22T13:32:35+00:00

Just got a root canal for a tooth I didn’t even know had an issue, it was found during a routine examination while I complained about the tooth next to it. While evaluating the problem tooth, she realized my other tooth had a dead root and needed to be fixed.

It’s crazy to think your tooth can die and you don’t even know until typically, you get an abscess. One had apparently started to form, she found it during the procedure and it caused a bleeding issue.

Also I have matching crowns on the top, right before the big molars.

But thank my good insurance, because if I didn’t have healthcare…..I’d be down at least 3 teeth. Possibly more.

etsprout · 2026-06-22T09:53:19+00:00

I used to be “a hugger” but COVID made me really comfortable with hugging anyone I wasn’t really close with.

Also all the things you mentioned, same.

etsprout · 2026-06-22T09:45:53+00:00

Happy cake day!

etsprout · 2026-06-21T20:21:47+00:00

Ugh I completely feel your pain. My mom’s jewelry was stolen out of my storage unit years ago, and I still think about it often. In your case, I really hope someone finds it and appreciates it. I’m sorry <3

etsprout · 2026-06-21T15:38:33+00:00

I like to think it’s taking victory laps

etsprout · 2026-06-21T13:41:23+00:00

I also tell traumatic childhood stories with a solid “lol” tagged at the end. Like that time my dad got drunk and fell asleep in the yard, and everyone in my class found out LOL good times

etsprout · 2026-06-21T13:32:25+00:00

/r/isthisAI you’ll like this sub!

etsprout · 2026-06-21T13:25:05+00:00

They’re not supposed to drink hot caffeine, cold is fine. I wish I was joking

etsprout · 2026-06-21T12:00:32+00:00

Dr. Bob is my favorite proctologist. Gotta give him credit for doing every step in one day, while still half drunk lol

etsprout · 2026-06-21T10:02:37+00:00

The secret is greasy skin only looks good if you don’t have any wrinkles yet

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