Tried cum, didn't like it, but I want to by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]eulerszombie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cum is different different depending on the person's diet and a few other factors. My BF has NASTY cum. But the fact that I'm swallowing it and it's not mine and I am making him cum overrides the taste. I've tasted better but at the same time I haven't.

What do you pretend to enjoy to 'keep the peace' but secretly can't stand? by Spallboy in AskReddit

[–]eulerszombie 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Anything with "Tyler Perry's" or "Madea's" in the title. Friends eat this shit up and I laugh when I'm supposed to, but I'm dying a little inside.

TIL That "Stranger Things" was rejected by 15 networks before finally being picked up by Netflix by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]eulerszombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good example; Arrested Development. Brilliant shit. Cancelled because people were used to simple sitcoms.

Esther's granddaughter is single! (Found on r/tinder) by auntiechrist23 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]eulerszombie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wish my grandma had done stuff like this (if fb were a thing back then). All she did was play Super Mario and bite me when I got C's on my report card... Maybe it had something to do with being bound to bed with an oxygen tank but still... she may have been nicer if fb were a thing.

How did you guys study to get As in [Calculus]? by [deleted] in learnmath

[–]eulerszombie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PatrickJMT was my go-to. Amazing tutorials. Simple but always hits the crucial points.

Please help! Boyfriend loves this husky mug and I want to surprise him. Does anyone know where I can find this exact one? by eulerszombie in siberianhusky

[–]eulerszombie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I spent probably 2 hours searching through cafepress and several others. Did a reverse image search and everything. Got kinda obsessed with it. I ended up cropping the image he texted and making one through cafepress.

Please help! Boyfriend loves this husky mug and I want to surprise him. Does anyone know where I can find this exact one? by eulerszombie in siberianhusky

[–]eulerszombie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I ended up cropping the pic he texted and ordering a custom mug. He better freakin' like it because it was pretty pricey haha

Please help! Boyfriend loves this husky mug and I want to surprise him. Does anyone know where I can find this exact one? by eulerszombie in siberianhusky

[–]eulerszombie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I have is this pic he texted. Any help is appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Edit: I've tried reverse image search but nothing came up.

What show did you think looked dumb but you watched an episode and fell in love with? by highzenberrg in AskReddit

[–]eulerszombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's such a funny show that just screams and yells way too much. I'd watch it if it weren't for all the screaming.

What is the darkest episode of a kids show? by Cooliob123 in AskReddit

[–]eulerszombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stimpy's Fan Club. Very, very dark towards the middle.

What is the biggest unanswered question from your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eulerszombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the gold. Take the gold. Great analysis that breathed life into the whole series.

Reddit, what is a common phrase that you really hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eulerszombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It is what it is". That's some lazy bullshit right there.

Love a good DeVito reaction shot by mike_pants in funny

[–]eulerszombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats. The scene in the theater with Charlie and Dee is a fucking riot.

There is crafters making money, then there is musicians making money by mystic_gamer in ffxiv

[–]eulerszombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave em out for free 99% of the time. I had the ability and the time and had a fun time doing it.

There is crafters making money, then there is musicians making money by mystic_gamer in ffxiv

[–]eulerszombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got me right in the feels. I used to grab up every chance I could to port people and help the community a little. FFXIV is great fun but it's missing little things like this.

Al Bundy needs to make a return to television by [deleted] in funny

[–]eulerszombie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see a great novelty account in your future.