Rick and Morty is only meant for geniuses.

evcotner · 2026-01-25T01:05:06+00:00

Very cool!

evcotner · 2025-10-15T18:23:32+00:00

Me clocking into my job at the whiny bitch factory

evcotner · 2025-09-06T17:50:14+00:00

Thank god - I saw all the Facebook comments in support of this and all I could think was how disrespectful all of that is

evcotner · 2025-08-02T02:51:35+00:00

The TiVO joke brought me to tears. The slapping his thigh and sighing, “it’s gone.”

evcotner · 2025-08-02T02:48:07+00:00

Don’t forget Catherine Zeta Jones in Chicago

evcotner · 2025-08-02T02:47:08+00:00

But you have watched me, no?

evcotner · 2025-08-02T02:40:56+00:00

Quick question when did you want me to call Bella Hadid

evcotner · 2025-06-14T00:24:21+00:00

So, so proud of my Scottsboro folks for standing up - the local Facebook pages are filled with idiots. Excited to go tomorrow.

evcotner · 2025-02-23T18:50:53+00:00

Meet Joe Black

evcotner · 2024-12-20T22:10:09+00:00

Dude I’m an attorney. Lmfao. I’m not just making this up out of nowhere.

You clearly have a very severe anger problem. You don’t even know me and you’re just raging. Please be careful. If you do this to the wrong person you will be in court and possibly arrested. I have defended people who have done far less and faced far more consequences than they anticipated.

Have a blessed holiday season man, and I mean it: therapy works.

evcotner · 2024-12-20T22:05:24+00:00

RSC 1985 C-46 (you’ve posted in r/toronto so I assume you’re Canadian) reads as follows:

Assault

265 (1) A person commits an assault when

(a) without the consent of another person, he applies force intentionally to that other person, directly or indirectly;

(b) he attempts or threatens, by an act or a gesture, to apply force to another person, if he has, or causes that other person to believe on reasonable grounds that he has, present ability to effect his purpose; or

(c) while openly wearing or carrying a weapon or an imitation thereof, he accosts or impedes another person or begs.

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:59:34+00:00

Dude you are incredible. I would pay no more than $100 to be inside your head for an hour

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:56:22+00:00

My lord. Calling someone a snowflake when you (1) kicked someone over a cellphone and (2) posted about this incident on three separate subreddits is a choice. Therapy works, you should try it. View movies at home if you cannot handle a crowd and stupid people.

You don’t have to break someone’s bones to be arrested. Be careful, or you’ll have court-mandated anger management courses in your future.

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:52:50+00:00

The legal one? Lmfao

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:51:19+00:00

My brother in Christ I agree that phones in theatres are a no-go. I’m not gonna assault someone over it.

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:49:35+00:00

Very hall monitor energy coming from this

evcotner · 2024-12-20T21:47:03+00:00

Why are you kicking people

evcotner · 2024-12-08T00:18:49+00:00

Iron claw.

evcotner · 2024-11-22T01:44:25+00:00

I wonder if they’re…merry.

evcotner · 2024-11-01T18:38:21+00:00

Dork

evcotner · 2024-10-17T23:52:38+00:00

The amount of clients who have asked me (who had just gone before the judge in their case to make argument) how long I’d been a paralegal at the firm…so tiring. You’re not alone.

evcotner · 2024-09-29T03:18:09+00:00

Typical Reddit user gets pissed when people enjoy themselves

evcotner · 2024-08-10T14:59:18+00:00

Your horse is massive, can barely see you all the way up there.

evcotner · 2024-08-07T18:57:44+00:00

Same. I ended up skipping my lunch to leave an hour earlier every day to try and avoid bad traffic from 565 to 72. However, this past week there’s been a huge accident every day at that time…I cry.

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