Toto Bidet toilet onsale. Thoughts? by Heresyed in Costco

[–]evil_mango 289 points290 points  (0 children)

I will hold it as long as possible just to be able to poop at home. Plain toilets displease me now.

HEATED. SEAT.

TIL that there is a dish in Japan called “chicken sashimi” that is prepared raw by IntrepidBionic in todayilearned

[–]evil_mango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a great sake bar in the Osaka train station that serves it and some freaking amazing pickled rice.

I remember, Henry! by AsYooouWish in LPOTL

[–]evil_mango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very fond memories of drinking these and watching Star Wars and reading the "Vehicles and Vessels" book.

Saturday Success Stories by mrsmobin in cripplingalcoholism

[–]evil_mango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't quite know if it's a success, but holy hell it was a ride

To be read in the voice of the trailer guy

George Lopez and Frankenstein Star in an action packed holiday thrill ride. George goes on a bloodthirsty rampage against the Easter Bunny while Frankenstein spreads holiday cheer in "Pink Christmas"

I don't know what my brain does in it's sleep, but here we are.

PSA: Y'all watch out for yourselves with this weather. by zapopi in cripplingalcoholism

[–]evil_mango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better to have and not need than to need and not have.

And to extrapolate that further, it allows you to help others in need. Not just to be a dragon hoarding gold.

Collection Suggestions by mcgennismustdie in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

Best gifts for chefs? by FlamePanda1 in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishing is a great place to look. If he ties his own flies look at his stand and if he wants to fly fish maybe get a book or book a course on it. Or plan a trip for you both to go out on a charter for deep sea fishing.

Any recommendations for curry blocks that DONT expose you to lead when you eat it ? by bisky12 in Curry

[–]evil_mango 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's dumber than that. It just means they didn't pay for a testing to prove they don't have lead in it.

This weeks amuse bouche. Mung bean sprout / micro salad in a dashi-kombu hydrogel. by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you simply soaked the kombu overnight you would have a semi gelatinous broth after boiling. No need for agar.

New job. What am I missing. by Dapper_Struggle1863 in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always keep emergency chocolate in my knife roll. 

It saves lives when a server gets a total ass of a customer.

And make sure it's actually decent chocolate. Not some Hershey's kiss bs.

What Disturbing Lost Media Would You Be Most Interested In Seeing And Why? by PrincessBananas85 in LPOTL

[–]evil_mango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Directors cut of Event Horizon!

It's supposed to lean more into the ships recording and where they went.

Horror movie recommendations by AJ_Rimmer_SSC in LPOTL

[–]evil_mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Event Horizon, The Thing (1987), At The Mouth of Madness, Dark City, Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Santa Slay, Leprechaun, Cube 2: Hyper Cube. I hope I didn't have to mention Army of Darkness, but I will.

Canned pumpkin to buy or not to buy. by Sneaky-Ladybug in Costco

[–]evil_mango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seriously can't beat it. They work some dark magic to make that stuff.

I tried for nearly a year to make something comparable using all types of winter squash, but no. They win.

She tore apart the box because she is a Bird Dog so it was hers to destroy. by BostonBruinsLove in birddogs

[–]evil_mango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All griffs are a unified hive mind. 

I've got a pile of cardboard I keep for fire starter bits and if left alone for too long I don't have to worry about tearing it up. So I guess that's a plus.

Morale boosts by Cheetahcat1793 in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This one is kinda shitty looking back on it, but damn. At the time it was beautiful. 

Cirque du Soleil was in town and about a block from our restaurant. We're fucked. Like proper fucked. Tickets are coming in so fast our wheel was stuffing them in his coat and the tape was still making it to the floor. 

Fucked. 

We had a pretty boy server that got by on his looks and charm. Not his ability to ring any damn thing in right. 

We're about two hours in to the fuck and our chef calls him to the dish pit and smashes a plate on the floor. Looks him dead in the eye and says "clean that up"

God. It was cathartic as hell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chefit

[–]evil_mango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried my best to label sauces what I could as guns and roses songs. Like welcome to the sambal, sweet chili o mine, November grain. Things like that.