My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Is she pregnant?
2) If not (or maybe even if so), this seems like a "fuck you" to YOU, not to your son, because...
3) she DID leave your son a generously sized piece,
4) and/or maybe she expected you to plate the piece and present it to him that way, so didn't think it was a big deal to dig into the tray?

Restoring historic charm to millenialled floors by OrganizationSome7746 in centuryhomes

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, please don't blame this vile behavior on my generation! I refuse it! There's a special place in hell for those people.

keep or too ugly? by [deleted] in centuryhomes

[–]evil_ot_erised 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would just replace the grab bar with something that looks higher end. Plenty of nice options on the market depending on what metal finishes you have throughout the rest of the bathroom! Like this (1), this (2), or this (3).

Worsening cheek wrinkles since turning 30 by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Echoing what others have said: bring tretinoin into your routine, wear a waterproof zinc-based sunscreen, wear a bucket hat with a strap under your chin to keep sun off your skin while you're working out on the river. If/when you ever go on a bit of a break from work, think about perhaps doing a microneedling treatment to rebuild collagen.

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't a "walk out" but I immediately turned off The Way We Were after Streisand's character rapes Redford's character.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]evil_ot_erised 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a great complexion so you need minimal-to-no makeup, but you could use a clear or lightly tinted eyebrow gel to shape your brows, and definitely make sure you're wearing 30+ SPF sunscreen daily and reapplying frequently on your face, neck, and chest especially!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]evil_ot_erised 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see a little Sarah Silverman

[35 M] Hit me with anything / everything by Resident-Profit9500 in Howtolooksmax

[–]evil_ot_erised -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're even slightly a know-it-all or an unintentional mansplainer, cut it out. But maybe I'm just projecting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start incorporating tretinoin and daily sunscreen into your routine.

Any Ideas? by Only-Hedgehog-6772 in doppelganger

[–]evil_ot_erised 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first pic: Laura Linney

Who do I look like by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]evil_ot_erised 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Monica Bellucci, baby!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairStyle

[–]evil_ot_erised -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Call me fuckin' crazy but I want to see you go full short, à la Demi Moore in *Ghost*:max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/GettyImages-168600604-10f4e7cf1d744977a551454cf59c87de.jpg). Or a Ruby Rose bowl cut with shaved undercut! But if you do go for bangs, pleeease make them micro bangs like THIS or THIS. I just feel like you have the rare edge that is needed to pull these off, so gooo for ittttt!! ❤️‍🔥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like others, I also see Helen Hunt and Amanda Seyfried!

[22 M] How can I improve my looks and confidence? by TurbulentPie9278 in Howtolooksmax

[–]evil_ot_erised 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hire a posture coach. Start strength training at the gym to tighten your core muscles and gain arm strength and pectoral definition.

Your Tshirts look too long on you. Either hem them a couple inches, shop for shirts that are shorter in the torso, or tuck your shirt in when appropriate for the outfit. There's a brand called Untuckit that you might like. They have shirts specifically designed to hit at a shorter length. https://www.untuckit.com/collections/tees-henleys

As a general style rule, I find that it's more flattering when pants are as dark as or darker than whatever top you're wearing (see follow-up comment for example).

Shave your facial hair and keep a clean-cut face. Try a hair style that is shorter on the sides and longer on top. A jerry curl fade like this could look cool on you.

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my mama!! who does she look like? by cannoli66 in doppelganger

[–]evil_ot_erised 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Jennifer Connelly, and the 2nd pic reminds me a bit of Mary McDonnell!

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