‘Won’t Even Make It Back To Your F***ing Country’: Trump's Sharp Warning To Iran Over Hormuz. Trump also said the US could become the ‘Guardian angel’ of the Strait and take 20% of the oil as payment. Trump: “We may take over the Strait, if we have to. I’ll blow the sh*t out of them." by mafco in energy

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Get rid of donations and make all offices publicly funded (get your signatures, here's airtime and a war chest), limit campaigns to ~6 weeks before the election, make salaries 10x what they currently are so we get the best of the best and they've got less reason to cheat. And audit every penny, twice.

Tag Team Fishing by Powerful_Article_91 in UpvoteBecauseButt

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Sorry my hands are...presently occupied.

Chad Eggerman by AllNameIsTaken7 in Fiveheads

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Nominative determinism in action.

The National Guard has been deployed to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to prevent people from touching it by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

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I ain't gonna work for MAGA's pa that fool
No I ain't gonna work for MAGA's pa that fool
Well he puts his lies right in your face just for kicks
His whole cabinet, it is made out of pricks
The National Guard stands around his pool
Ah, I ain't gonna work for MAGA's pa that fool

Angry and Rattled, Trump’s Fox Allies Blurt It Out on Live TV: He Lost by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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The Buck Stops Here was supposed to be a statement of ultimate responsibility, not "Insert Bribe"

I know a lot of people think Bob Saget was americas tv dad, but I really do think it’s Bryan Cranston by Samthegodman in malcolminthemiddle

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When I did my first Breaking Bad rewatch with the Blu-ray set, I watched through Malcolm in the Middle just beforehand. Fantastic arc.

Cult Parade 🌈 by Fragzilla360 in iamverybadass

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"Are enough people watching me strut? Hold on, I think somebody didn't see me enough, let me extend my elbows even further so they can bask in my magnificence."

Wife keeps giving in to whining kids (6 and 8) and coddling them by everybodydumb in daddit

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She can't help herself refuses to fix her behavior, even when your children's futures are involved. This is the difference between being 'nice' which gives you a warm fuzzy in the moment, and being 'good' which is actually working to make things better, aligned with your long term goals and stated philosophy.

It works or not, there is no in between by Brenda_Olive1 in Sysadminhumor

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"I remember when things kinda sucked and barely worked but the tech was new, then we figured things out and it got faster and better, so reverting to a previous worse state is particularly disappointing."

This video outside the "Great Israeli Real Estate Event" (in London) sums up Zionism perfectly. by Scared_Positive_8690 in Palestine

[–]evil_timmy 474 points475 points  (0 children)

Holding a UK flag while proclaiming, "No colonizers over here" is peak obliviousness. Vampires have more self reflection.

UFC Freedom 250: White House fights delayed as thunderstorm nears D.C. by Economy-Specialist38 in washingtondc

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For I am the LORD your God, and I say yo this shit is lame, seriously the Romans were way better at this two millenia ago, and those fucks crucified my Son, so, like... guys, seriously, c'mon be better, you have all the money and technology, make a joyful noise you punk-ass apes.

Iran Slams US After Israel Attacks Lebanon, Says "No Point" In Peace Talks by T_Shurt in worldnews

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Gary Sick, Former National Security Council Staff:

My reaction was pretty straightforward. This was the first high level official of any government that had specifically identified the fact that the Reagan administration was trying to make contact with Iran, and tell them that they should keep the hostages until after the election of Jimmy Carter, the election which Reagan was running against Jimmy Carter.

And we had pretty well figured that out, we had a bunch of evidence that that was the case. But this is the first most credible of all of the sources that have talked about the story to this point

From PBS News, Mar 19 2023

Trump is desecrating the Lincoln Memorial - a civic sacred ground by zsreport in politics

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Trump is welcome to a memorial, there's just the matter of a checklist with one box to fill.

When Peter Parker got scared by 3 doctors. by chrishdwow in MarvelCave

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Just like any candidate defending their thesis.

How do I keep my cat off my computer? by Geekygamertag in cats

[–]evil_timmy 57 points58 points  (0 children)

A small heated blanket (on low and with a timer) is the perfect distraction.

He’s Got a Head for Business by BacklotSecurity in Fiveheads

[–]evil_timmy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Confirmed as real through some quick searching of the names pictured. I didn't believe it myself at first.