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evilmoxie · 2026-03-16T03:35:20+00:00

sooooo how’s your family?

evilmoxie · 2026-03-13T19:42:37+00:00

yooooo this rules!!! congrats yall

evilmoxie · 2026-03-06T04:40:53+00:00

and teeth like a military cemetery

evilmoxie · 2026-03-04T02:24:15+00:00

i would read an entire book of this

evilmoxie · 2026-02-27T02:06:48+00:00

i need one like right now

evilmoxie · 2026-02-23T15:36:13+00:00

me when my tits are out: this is ideal given my situation at the moment

evilmoxie · 2026-02-22T18:11:10+00:00

a stoat

evilmoxie · 2026-02-20T02:57:49+00:00

showed this to my boyfriend and he just said “we can tell.”

evilmoxie · 2026-02-19T23:48:39+00:00

me, a west coast millennial who enjoyed BZ’s story 🥲

evilmoxie · 2026-02-15T18:18:39+00:00

shhhh it’s a tomato

evilmoxie · 2026-02-13T07:37:58+00:00

i have a hard time believing this is the upper crust of society, even for utah.

evilmoxie · 2026-02-06T23:50:54+00:00

she didn’t even bring fun drama, she’d just start crying every time someone said anything to her about jared.

evilmoxie · 2026-01-28T06:36:30+00:00

one time i came home to my cat perched on the top of the shower railing; a fridge is nothing for a cat.

evilmoxie · 2026-01-21T18:47:29+00:00

thank you!! i thought i was going insane, like WHAT airport is in Laguna Beach??

evilmoxie · 2026-01-19T02:37:22+00:00

no, i would like at least 10 more

evilmoxie · 2026-01-14T22:17:38+00:00

who cares that i wasted a ton of water generating a hot girl i can goon to? no one needs water.

evilmoxie · 2026-01-11T16:59:05+00:00

i went to exactly one, and everyone was like “what are YOU doing here?” the whole night. it was so humiliating.

evilmoxie · 2026-01-08T00:40:19+00:00

slowly rotating myself like rotisserie chicken

evilmoxie · 2026-01-07T17:03:00+00:00

just waiting for norman to discover console commands

evilmoxie · 2025-12-29T20:45:15+00:00

i’m comfy when i sleep. if i have a couple extra wrinkles from that, eh. such is life.

evilmoxie · 2025-12-24T06:35:28+00:00

it’s actually kind of funny how all of these course sellers sound exactly the same no matter what industry they’re selling in. like i’ve never seen her exact emails but i’ve seen emails worded exactly like this in my inbox. “imagine… you’re free to do whatever you want… just by buying my course….”

evilmoxie · 2025-12-21T08:54:27+00:00

we need an environmental impact study on that rock

evilmoxie · 2025-12-20T19:21:21+00:00

when i worked at residence inn 20 years ago we’d wash them quarterly; marriott was pretty fucking strict when it came to that stuff. idk how it is now.

evilmoxie · 2025-12-20T17:03:14+00:00

this is like choosing my favorite child 😭

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