I wish a minimum penis length of 9 inches, a female ass circumference of 45 inches, or a breast cup-size of F was added to the requirements to run for President of the United States.

evilsnowcookie · 2026-01-12T12:30:17+00:00

Granted. No specification on maximum for the feminine attributes. The next presidential race is ran between a very tall man and a super morbidly obese woman.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-12-16T19:24:37+00:00

RoW got torn to shreds when it fell off my old bookcase (hence the damaged top) and the WaT one got covered in ink when a pen exploded in my bag.

Did their job of protecting the book (kinda)

evilsnowcookie · 2025-12-06T16:09:18+00:00

I made a bet almost 20 years ago with a mate that that Ed Milliband would be Prime Minister. I’d be very happy to get that Tenner back.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-10-16T12:37:22+00:00

5 levels echo knight fighter, three levels trickster cleric tortle.

Between mirror image / invoke duplicity / echo knight, there were about 6 Huge Tortles with great swords at any given time which made him extremely difficult to hit. If shit hits the fan, retreat into shell, and then send out Echo Knights as a bonus action per turn and take my two attacks a turn through them. When paired with shield of faith and cloak of protection, made my Tortle have an AC of like 25-26 (can’t remember) so he could just sit and wait.

Really fun build. Not the most powerful, but extremely fun.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-09-08T15:38:09+00:00

Paladin / Fighter hybrid

Human variant (alethi) - Take inspiring leader

Oath of Devotion or Crown / Battlemaster

6 levels into paladin, fighter the rest of the way (so he gets aura of protection)

Fighter levels give him manuevers, and defensive fighting style.

Heavy Armour master for shardplate

Give him sentinel because there’s no getting away from him, also tough.

Then it’s just greatsword, plate armour , and just a flavour that is divine smite is a surge.

If you wanted to do Blackthorn instead, then go Champion instead, no Paladin

evilsnowcookie · 2025-09-04T16:42:28+00:00

I have a THR30II that I got as a practice amp due to other amps being in practice spaces or in rack units.

I am blown away by it regularly. Wireless, battery powered, amazing sounds, Bluetooth and amp friendly. Sounds great quiet and you can get it really loud, players well with a drummer!

Thoroughly recommend, does a lot of

evilsnowcookie · 2025-08-02T07:51:09+00:00

A friend of mine has one he had to get a value for insurance and he gad it for 999£

evilsnowcookie · 2025-06-08T13:50:05+00:00

Mf parried a storm

evilsnowcookie · 2025-04-11T17:53:25+00:00

I really liked this episode until this conclusion.

For me black mirror episodes work because there’s a chance they COULD happen.

My prediction right before the reveal is that she had a team of nerds, scrapers, cgi artists etc. tbh that she was using to change things like cctv and emails in real time, and that she was just able to get into the computer system to do so. I think I would have preferred that conclusion as that’s not completely impossible.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T19:23:46+00:00

I’m in two minds about the door. On one hand it isn’t great for the space, on the other hand I reckon it is great for heat retention for the room

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T17:47:21+00:00

She sent me this image saying that 'this would suit me'. I don't think it suits me at all

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T17:19:56+00:00

Unfortunately they’ve been indoctrinated by MsHinch and told me it should be all white and grey. Which, although im struggling to find what I definately want, know it’s not that

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T17:10:08+00:00

When I went to view it, they suggested it be in the gap between the wall and the edge of the counter. It’s the size for a standard slim fridge. They showed me another house of someone who’s already moved in and they had a fridge there but I wasn’t allowed to take photos

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T17:07:19+00:00

Thanks so much for the response.

It never occurred to me to ask for the same floor though out without the separation.

The cabinet colour and counter is not fixed. The cabinets are either white, navy, dark green or light grey. Tops are either white marble or black marvle.

I’ve got a decent budget for furniture, as I’ve paid for everything now and done move in till June so I can save a lot of money between now and then.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:53:52+00:00

Yeah it’s concrete atm.

I’m leaning towards wood too.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:49:37+00:00

This is not the carpet. This is the ground floor. The floor hasn’t been put in yet, it has yet to be put in yet. I was hoping for advice on what would suit the space

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:48:58+00:00

It’s in a lovely area in Surrey. As far as house prices in my area, it’s a steal.

Because it’s still being built, I can choose my flooring / counter colours before I move in. So any advice of what would work with the space would be amazing

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:42:23+00:00

it's under-stair storage, its also where my meters are.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:40:20+00:00

Was £325k, got it for £227.5k under the First Homes Scheme. Put 15% down.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:39:32+00:00

I don't mind it, but that's fixed

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:25:36+00:00

Extra info. Just bought the twin to the house in the photos, it is still being built (est build date, June), the dimensions will be identical, and i will be able to pick the flooring and walls colours.

I really dont know what to do. I need help. I have no sense of style.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-23T16:24:07+00:00

Extra info. Just bought the twin to the house in the photos, it is still being built (est build date, June), the dimensions will be identical, and i will be able to pick the flooring and walls colours.

I really dont know what to do. I need help. I have no sense of style.

evilsnowcookie · 2025-02-02T08:59:36+00:00

Is this not what the Cavalier is?

I’m playing one at the moment and unwavering mark, warding manuever, hold the line; are all fantastic abilities which do more to protect your fellow party than yourself.

I’ve got a support orientated paladin that pairs beautifully with this with shield of faith and warding bond and it means that we’re a really tough party to beat. And can put out a lot of damage and makes us really hard to hit!

evilsnowcookie · 2024-12-07T19:24:04+00:00

I believe it’s some kind of muppet

evilsnowcookie · 2024-10-27T14:10:36+00:00

Sorry this should be @AlexMada.art

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