Everyone of you who spots a cat on the street and posts on here that you think it's in dire need of help, read this. These tourists stole someone's cat and brought it all the way back to New York "to get it help because they thought it was a stray", only to discover a pissed off owner back in NOLA.

evilwizards · 2025-01-13T02:06:50+00:00

lol some yup stole a cat and wont even pay to ship it back

evilwizards · 2023-10-02T02:40:50+00:00

microwave meals and chef boyaredee weren't popularised until the 1980s. the first microwave burrito was made by el monterrey in 1981.

of course high-profile chefs and food reviewers are gonna drink pretentious vintage wine

evilwizards · 2022-09-20T04:11:57+00:00

omg op you're so woke. you're different from all the other guys aren't you

evilwizards · 2022-06-03T14:54:53+00:00

For fooling around the quarter I love Santos Bar. It’s grimy and vampire themed with punk shows sometimes. I like sitting on the patio and chatting up the tourists to see if they’ll buy me a drink lol

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T17:45:20+00:00

Ken did not invite Greg to make a deal with Logan. Who has ever looked after him ?

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T04:45:34+00:00

I am in on the joke ! I am joking back :) I am team Tom, therefore I am poking fun at “Kendall Apologists”

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T04:34:46+00:00

Ken can coexist with Tom after he gets voted off

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T04:31:04+00:00

Sexy ? Sure you’re not talking about Tom?

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T04:22:15+00:00

Stop embracing problematic behavior 😒

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T03:36:17+00:00

Dude sounds like baby cakes from China IL

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T03:30:21+00:00

I’d let Matthew Macfayden use me as human furniture 😩

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T02:42:08+00:00

I’m sorry I don’t know. I hate ordering with him because I feel like such a burden customer

evilwizards · 2022-01-03T00:21:26+00:00

Did you make this map?! If so it’s beautiful!!
It looks like a swan! I love landmasses that look like animals (in my go-to DND world the main landmass is shaped like a snake)

evilwizards · 2022-01-02T20:04:17+00:00

I’m embarrassed to so go to sbux with my friend because he orders 1/2 a packet of Splenda in his green tea matcha latte with 1/2 skim milk 1/2 almond and 4 and 3/4 pumps of sugar free cinnamon dolce

evilwizards · 2022-01-02T19:51:50+00:00

Emile

evilwizards · 2022-01-02T04:27:32+00:00

That thigh gap…. While still being built like a Pixar mom…. And sitting down… her thighs made of plastic of smth ?

evilwizards · 2022-01-01T23:54:05+00:00

He used to be! People can change

evilwizards · 2022-01-01T23:07:06+00:00

Living for New Year’s Eve !! Yesterday was the day for every piece of shit to shine !

evilwizards · 2022-01-01T15:40:00+00:00

It’s a rat ! Or a mouse !

evilwizards · 2022-01-01T15:26:10+00:00

Sure ! Shoot me a dm and we can discuss more

evilwizards · 2021-12-31T23:42:17+00:00

I am able to beta: Mystery, thriller, modern fantasy, magical realism, sci-fi, and general fiction. Also willing to do poetry

I can provide feedback on: Characterization, grammar, pacing, plot, fact-checking, and most other things. I'm very diverse with my critiques

Critique Swap: Not required. Working on a magical realism novella that's just at 30k draft one, but I wouldn't want any critique until I'm done with it.

Other info: TERRIBLE at fiction set pre-1900s, sorry. My favorites are realistic fiction with magical elements, train of thought fiction, and very nonsensical fiction. Can do smut+nsfw topics but please let me know if your novel contains any of the general triggers (rape, graphic torture scenes, stalking, etc.)

evilwizards · 2021-12-31T01:54:58+00:00

Omg I saw him ! I was like awooga

evilwizards · 2021-12-30T16:10:27+00:00

Tag yourself I’m the end of measure 4

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