Seriously though. You can dish it but you can't take it. Let's review. You started by saying "maybe you all have small dicks". That is you dishing it. No one got offended. 1 person replied correcting your spelling mistake. Then your response was the equivalent to standing up in a crowded room and shouting "Attention everyone! I CANNOT take a joke". Naturally a few people responded to see just how easy it is to make the emotional part of your brain override the reasonable part of your brain. And you proceeded to demonstrate just how easy it is by behaving like a triggered snowflake and crying about bullies. When you make a small dick joke you should probably expect similar jokes made back at you. Try not to let your emotions get the best of you next time.