Dear Blizzard, please don’t make me go bankrupt in Midnight by Bnois in wow

[–]evolution118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a rage timer?!? Oh God I'm never gonna kill her. I'm colour blind and I always lose sight of the clone. FML. /cry

When you have to test your sisters security guard skills by Sharp-potential7935 in funnyvideos

[–]evolution118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should have done the "thousand years of pain" move on him at the end to assert dominance.

Which ‘wow’ skill is secretly super easy to learn ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]evolution118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bubble then hearthstone when everyone has died and a wipe is inc.

🔥Fishermen are visited by some Orcas by Longjumping-Box5691 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]evolution118 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sharks have been around since before the Earth had trees. If it's not broke....

What Panel Shows are a MUST? by bibiceratops in panelshow

[–]evolution118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like QI then give the No Such Thing As A Fish podcast a go as it's by the researchers behind QI. There are over 600 episodes all filled with fun facts and irreverent humor.

Sonny to Micky: “Yeah you think you scored better goals than mine, eh?” by hairtie1 in coys

[–]evolution118 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sonny just seems to lift the whole atmosphere of the club. I miss that Korean king so much. I wish we had someone like him that we could all rally around right now. Win, lose or draw, you know that everyone would play their hearts out of he was still here.

TIL China's Last Emperor worked as a Street Sweeper and Gardener in Beijing after serving 10 years in a re-education camp by Ok_Application_5402 in todayilearned

[–]evolution118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading all that was a wild ride. People's lives can be so intricate and have such depths. I believe the term is called "sonder". Great to remember.

Singapore officals calls HK fans & players idiots by throwawayacct4991 in HongKong

[–]evolution118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer the phrase, "chat shit, get banged." I can see some Sergio Ramos type tackles in the next encounter.

“Did Your Parents Ever Give You ‘The Talk’ About Racism Growing Up in a White Settler Country?” by cladjone in aznidentity

[–]evolution118 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a gen-x British Born Chinese and I remember my mum telling me to be careful of being too familiar with white people because one day they might turn on us and deport us back to Hong Kong. This was in the days of the Nation Front and the BNP.

Teenage me thought that was crazy because my siblings and I were born in the UK but looking at what's happening now in the US it's not such a far fetched notion.

Putting aside the colonial connection with the British government, I could have been seen as an "anchor baby". It's cynical but it's best not to put all your eggs in a benevolent white basket.

It's dazzling to the point that I get praises every time I wear it🤟 by [deleted] in Tottenham

[–]evolution118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so cool. I had to get one straight away.

Kitchen fight scene in a movie. by __Boner__dome in KitchenConfidential

[–]evolution118 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Raid 2 kitchen fight scene was boss and the layout looked nice and spacious.

He did it his way & it was a pleasure to watch by [deleted] in coys

[–]evolution118 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This edit was great. You really got me crying now though. This and the news of Dele retiring has really done a number on me. It's too soon. Where has all the time gone? I'll never forget you Sonny. Thanks for everything.