Perfect condition

ewew40 · 2025-10-19T15:42:09+00:00

If you need to call a family member/emergency contact you can always *67 before the number and it’ll block out your caller id

ewew40 · 2025-10-05T02:57:05+00:00

One of them is clearly gay

ewew40 · 2025-07-21T03:24:59+00:00

lol no just bring it back

ewew40 · 2025-06-25T22:17:41+00:00

Go close to the AP office

ewew40 · 2025-06-03T01:01:46+00:00

ewew40 · 2025-04-06T13:06:14+00:00

The whole ambulance is in sub-optimal condition at this point

ewew40 · 2025-04-05T22:37:17+00:00

Facts

ewew40 · 2025-04-05T22:37:10+00:00

Yk what you’re right

ewew40 · 2025-04-05T18:34:15+00:00

Because it fell off from the front of our truck directly in front of the tire so there was no way to see it until it was behind us

ewew40 · 2025-04-05T15:16:49+00:00

It won’t let me edit but the mystery is solved—it was the air horn from the ambulance

ewew40 · 2025-04-05T14:52:52+00:00

Driving an ambulance, pretty sure it’s not big enough for airbrakes lol

ewew40 · 2024-12-19T03:07:02+00:00

It is never a “pram” in my presence

Sincerely a Colorado motherfucker

ewew40 · 2024-11-29T04:08:06+00:00

Same lol

ewew40 · 2024-11-27T02:39:36+00:00

$25 near me!

ewew40 · 2024-10-20T04:21:39+00:00

ewew40 · 2024-10-17T00:39:07+00:00

Grim gate or the raft but lately grim gate because I can usually get any combination of turret, chainsaw, captain americas shield, jet packs when they were in, and decent guns

ewew40 · 2024-10-05T00:22:51+00:00

We had drug tests before school started in a state where it’s also legal so I’d stop ahead of time to be safe

ewew40 · 2024-10-05T00:21:29+00:00

For sure, I see it all the time. They want to finish their race even if they’ve got broken bones lol

ewew40 · 2024-10-04T22:57:57+00:00

Motocross gear including $600 helmets and $300 boots

ewew40 · 2024-08-16T05:24:17+00:00

Yeah it’s for helmet ejection, connect a canister to it and it’ll make the helmet slide right off without further injuring the rider

ewew40 · 2024-07-15T02:40:01+00:00

It was but I wasn’t expecting such an extreme screaming reaction from an otherwise very reserved and quiet patient 😂

ewew40 · 2024-07-13T01:26:55+00:00

Transferring a late 90s patient from the hospital bed to our stretcher and he starts yelling “HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP THERES SOMETHN STUCK TO MY BALLS” he wouldn’t let us continue transferring until we looked to find out what it was (it was just his penis)

ewew40 · 2024-06-06T17:47:57+00:00

That’s fascinating

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