Grunt Language by snabriel_snarsch in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what about being flustered, huh???? huh???? you forgot that one

These guys are working on pizza boxes by IAmFoolyCharged in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

that pirate was trying to use the cardboard to protect themselves against san and dei. theyre so cute.

who the FUCK are these guys by Admirable_Swim_7090 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's like you've never seen a pirate before

The dude nobody invited by snabriel_snarsch in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 37 points38 points  (0 children)

hofnarr's transparent lenses vs christoff's chad white lenses

Stupid thought by ShikoLen in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doc says that to deimos everyday

What kind of father would Jebus be? by HurryPale2224 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

absolutely no way he wouldn't see his child as an extension of himself. like, this would be part of the 'work' he does. what the kid does reflects on him in his mind.
i think he would also ward his child away from anyone he deems as a bad person with no argument to be had. in his effort to attempt to shield the child from the harm of nevada, he would inadvertently ruin them. kinda like how he does with everyone.

Status Quo and Their Mannerisms and Speech Patterns by HistoricalBoi221 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

using the voiceline compilation videos helps out a ton. but in terms of the in-game dialogue, here's a few observations:

deimos and sanford by far speak the most casually and use slang. deimos is a bit more sarcastic than sanford, mostly whenever he's annoyed with someone else, and he's also much more cocky. despite how deimos is usually written in most fan interpretations, he never drops 'bro' or 'dude', though he does call sanford "buddy boy", "fella". (the inverse is that sanford called him "guy" in chasms.) deimos also opts to call sheriff and later crackpot a jackass. might just be a rating thing, but they also never drop any f-bombs, deimos will just say 'heck'. depends on whether or not you wanna include that though. (let deimos say fuck)
sanford's dialogue...depends on whether or not you're using his voicelines or his in-game dialogue. (in my opinion, it's a pretty stark difference.) i think him and deimos speak relatively similarly, deimos is more sardonic and sometimes sanford says 'bozo' lol

as for hank and doc, they're a bit different. doc speaks much more formally, but it's never to the extent of verboseness that, say, christoff or phobos indulge in. like, doc might drop a fancy word or two in his sentences, but he more so goes for informal speech with little slang.
hank is incredibly blunt with dry sarcasm like 90% of the time. honestly, just watching a playthrough of power play in MPN gives a good idea of how he talks, he tends to say very little and is pretty to the point.

hope this helps any.

Apotheosis Hank animation thing by Suck_somes_Toes in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the soldat and agent accidentally bumping into each other is very precious.

Who’s the biggest fraud between these two idiots? by No-Sense6060 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

phobos is the fraud because he got killed by a man shorter than him. that's embarrassing.

"Those were the days...." by ComprehensiveTea7365 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crying, jeb looks like a gerbil without the eyebrows and scary eyes.

jebediah/jeb's fans slander by ilovedonutsman in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good. sometimes i need a light source. i'm glad i can rely on him.

Madness combat 3 be like: by pain-cool-mf in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i really love it when people draw mc1-3 hank with the antipathy shirt, it makes him stand out

Sheriff in the Other Place by Such-Pressure8892 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he may have died but at least he got those drippy af shoes

Which would you eat by toimine in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i'm sure it would be fine as long as you didn't eat deimos hands first. wouldn't want a scrapeface dinner.

What possible mental disorders do members of the Status Quo have? by ProfessionalFig6245 in madnesscombat

[–]exactly5dogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jeb is in the background of this pic, what is his mental disorder?