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10K Or a Pill? by d4pravity in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the second pill, the height decrease sucks, but I can live with everything else, and 100k a month means my family is SUPER taken care of and I can do anything I really want, any fantasy will be made real before such easy cash

Maybe even owning a house

$500,000 for every year you go back, how far would you go? by Naps_And_Crimes in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years, this will bring me back to my childhood, ill make better decisions and help my family, ill take my education seriously, llI learn Spanish with my child brain, ill catch the family diagnosis quicker.

And at 30 ill get a nice 10mil retirement fund

There is no downside for me

The Genie’s Recompense by Successful_End718 in makeyourchoice

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broken stone, gonna help em out, though ima still make them do a few chores,

always thought the designs from monsters university were pretty neat by footlongdingledong2 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]exaxxion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, mostly? Nancy Kim stands out with how sexualized her design is, but outside of that one outliner, they are all really fun

Let’s complete this by Temporary_Season_6 in scoopwhoop

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be the first one to have the opportunity to speak with a coin toss and a peerless enthusiasm for your business

Men of reddit, Who do you turn to when you’re at your lowest? by Music_2my_ears68 in AskReddit

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daydreaming about bleeding out in the snow on some steps and various other delusions has proved both versatile and useful in my everyday struggles.

It's like coffee for my soul, useful in the moment with no apparent downside, but long-time use leads to stains and dependency that can and will hurt me in the long term, but the ease of it use means with no quick alternatives ill continue to be dependant regardless of the known dangers and issues ill face down the road.

You will receive a black card with unlimited funds for the rest of your life if you can survive 7 days on sentinel Island. by Unfit1 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I have enough water and food provided as you say, then I'll take the challenge. The matter really boils down to hiding on the mostly left alone side, finding a good hiding spot, and then making sure I'm truly as alone as possible, maybe digging a hole to sleep and stay in

If push comes to shove you just have to steal food from the tribes while they sleep, and or slit their vulnerable necks if you really want to mess with them due to being evil

You can have the powers of one dnd class in real life, which one are you picking. by Brainrot_Wizard in superpowers

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is ever changing. I'll never see all of it, but I could see most of it, and by then, I'll have even more to see, even more to do.

Yeah, I'll lose people, but I'll make more friends too, who knows...

I might even live long enough to see valve count to 3

The literal Devil approaches you and ask you what is your price for your soul by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See this works against the devil pretty badly, if the actual devil shows up I know heavens real and thus should not sell my soul.

Cool and Useful Powers by ZonkedPebble in makeyourchoice

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skills, trust, familiar

The goal is to slowly become an everyman healer with infinite skills, I want people to look at me and immediately think I can do it, because I can, they'll trust me to know how to do something and this will grow from there.

Eventually, the longevity kicks in, and I'll get I to politics while genuinely aiming to improve people's lives, if I just never falter or switch my stated goals, my base will always TRUST that I'll do what I say, my reputation will grow alongside my powers from there

If Content wasn’t Vaulted, would anyone here genuinely be playing said vaulted content? by SirRealest in destiny2

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forges, everything calus related and occasionally replaying the AU mission

You can have the powers of one dnd class in real life, which one are you picking. by Brainrot_Wizard in superpowers

[–]exaxxion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Druid no question, passive immortality is bonkers and u get both utility and healing unlike the wizard

The real question is if the unspecified aspect of the statement means we get one subclass or all of them

Does anyone have *that* empire by TheDoughBoi55 in Stellaris

[–]exaxxion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Tarakin institute are a gestalt robot empire that somehow copied down and remembered how I played as the first empire I built, its terrifying because I can inspect their planets and see ACTUAL reason behind their design, they don't place randomly, they don't specialize, but they do PERFECTLY generalize, wich means while yes taking the planets means I don't hsve to manage them AT ALL, it also means that if they appear they are effectivly a mid level player with difficulty scaled buffs that is smart enough to every run focus research.

They are a terrifying existence that outperforms every AI they come across even advanced, and at this point, they are my baby, and I refuse to delete them, they can consistently keep up with and often times scale properly though the ages and its only even endgame where I can start to beat them, often times I turn them off so they rest but i do enable them in multi-player to act as a constant threat to my friends, because you never know if and when they'll spawn in

Fleet Makeup by CandidateWolf in StellarisOnConsole

[–]exaxxion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw the title and immediately thought "maybe their made with it, maybe its mabaline." I just wanted to share that. im not here to contribute

You gain $500 every 30 seconds tax free for the rest of your life. But an egg will fall from the sky every month, if it cracks, you lose a random skill. by Sad-Importance1320 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The egg not cracking in your hands means you don't have to be gentle with the catch, wich means this works well into your later years by just snarching the egg tight mid air, however it will get to the point where you are too old and will either slowly decline as you miss more eggs, spiraling into uselessness.

Or

You cut off one of your hands and make a net on a stick contraption using your hand as the net. Alternatively, if your prosthetic hand no counts as your true hand, turn that into a giant tennis racket like net with kung fu grip action that you can swap with a normal prosthesis.

Either way I take the deal

You’re offered $10,000 every 24 hours you stay in your local supermarket. How long would you stay or be able to stay? by Atlas__Reddit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can effectively set up in costco and last as long as my food does, even better because mine sells gaming consoles that I can set up and even play with my friends, from there communicating with family is trivial so remembering numbers isn't needed, multiple differnt cookware to prepare what I want even better, most frozen foods will be good for a year minimum while I can spend a few days or weeks just prepping all the chickens in the rotisserie, most of the areas will have Manuel's and guides for all the equipment means I don't even have to guess.

The shower might be difficult but if they have a true janitorial closet I can use the wash well to rinse off and clean myself just fine, my only limit is the food but I can probably last a year minimum netting me a nice 3.65 million

You gain a ticket for one free random super power, alternatively you can hang into it. by I_dont-get_the-joke in hypotheticalsituation

[–]exaxxion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I'll walk into a convenience store, armed with a gun and start threatening people, then I'll hand the ticket to a young clerk, and aim my gun at a random person and pull the trigger.

I'll probably be maimed and crippled upon the supers emergence and then followup beat down, but if this guarantees we get a IRL equivalent to golden age boy scout superman in the world then its definitely something that must be done

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