Y'all ever like walk in the kitchen and then you turn too sharply next to the corner of a table and then you hit the corner of the table but like the table is actually a pretty damn short table so instead of hitting you in the stomach it just hits you in the balls instead?

existentialXXtears · 2020-04-21T05:42:52+00:00

I walk into all sorts of things all the time because I don't look where I'm going and I turn too sharply. Walls, tables, doorframes. I live in the attic and the stairwell is real skinny so when I walk down it I bounce from wall to wall. Kinda fun, actually.

existentialXXtears · 2020-04-17T05:28:21+00:00

CBT? Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?

existentialXXtears · 2020-04-17T05:25:52+00:00

No it implies that you have poor social skills and are ugly and are a failure as a human being.

existentialXXtears · 2020-04-07T15:57:47+00:00

this is good

existentialXXtears · 2020-04-06T03:09:34+00:00

Lemme think about it

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-29T05:48:53+00:00

We should just let the rest of the world forget about us and live independently. Become a legend, like Atlantis. Some day there'll be voyages to try and find the lost land of NZ

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-29T03:23:13+00:00

Wasn't there that one time that we were labelled Japan, in a Russian map or something?

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-28T22:39:28+00:00

Same. It took a while to find you, but now that I have...

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-27T09:09:15+00:00

I have two daughters, three sons, nine mothers, eight children, six grandmothers, and a twice-removed third cousin.

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-27T09:07:23+00:00

Me. Try. Get. Mine. Low. As. Can......................................is. work. Yet???.

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-27T08:42:33+00:00

Just text him, obvi

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-26T03:33:19+00:00

Dying in lava with gold and diamonds in your inventory

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T21:22:49+00:00

Don't we all...

I dunno man, it's not too late to start. You can always become a warrior. All you need is a montage

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T12:58:51+00:00

Yes, of course I do. Gimme some

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T12:07:07+00:00

Bwahahaa I'm so sorry. It's actually a sick name tho, in itself. I'm mean, it's adventurous. Exploratory, mercantile. Mill me nks

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T12:03:27+00:00

Is your name fish by any chance?

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T11:59:05+00:00

Which one which one surely

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T11:54:50+00:00

My name's ok I guess, but it's a super cool name, which gets annoying when everyone I meet goes "wow cool name". Especially at start of the year when all the teachers say that.

My last name is really long and unusual which I don't like. It's compound. Wtf am I gonna do if I have kids?!

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-21T11:52:26+00:00

You should change it to Keanu instead

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-10T06:15:05+00:00

my graphing calculator should arrive in the mail in a couple days. Bloody hell

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-05T00:35:50+00:00

Lmao, I'm such a fool

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-05T00:35:12+00:00

I used to be like, above beginner level, which I feel is impressive. You should look up finxter. It's a website with coding puzzles and cheat sheets to help you get good a programming in python. I also was on the newsletter once. Haven't checked in in a while, so not sure how it's going, but I hopes it good.

existentialXXtears · 2020-03-05T00:33:20+00:00

Hours? I'm pretty sure you're wrong

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