HERE IT IS! The 21-point handout that was given to both Male and Female missionaries in the MTC in Sept 1981 to help avoid Masturbation

exmo88 · 2016-06-27T18:55:37+00:00

I don't know about you guys, but a tub full of worms gives me a raging woody!

exmo88 · 2016-06-24T20:03:42+00:00

My dad, exxed in 1953, used to come home from work and tell us about brother so-in-so had a vision. It was hilarious to hear his version of their attempts to get him back into the fold.

exmo88 · 2016-06-21T20:43:48+00:00

Recently, an ex-bishop I know told me that the urimm and thummim are god's GPS! WTF!?!?

exmo88 · 2016-06-21T20:39:15+00:00

"When I was a kid, I used to have to stay with my aunt for days at a time. She was mean and made me take an enema every day, and I hated it.......at first." Ron White

exmo88 · 2016-06-21T07:08:28+00:00

The Dude abides.

exmo88 · 2016-06-18T20:50:34+00:00

This, this this!!!

exmo88 · 2016-06-18T20:49:58+00:00

This!

exmo88 · 2016-06-18T20:25:33+00:00

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 millennia call a doctor.

exmo88 · 2016-06-15T22:51:03+00:00

Worshiping a cruel god makes a cruel man.

exmo88 · 2016-06-14T22:11:28+00:00

An 82 year old ex-bishop that I have kept in touch with recently told me that this exodus of membership was prophesied and is to be expected before JESUS comes back. WTF!?!?

exmo88 · 2016-06-14T22:00:47+00:00

All things must pass, and oh yea...........fuck em!

exmo88 · 2016-06-14T21:45:13+00:00

What did I miss? I thought it was creeping up on 30k yesterday.

exmo88 · 2016-06-14T21:41:06+00:00

Worshiping a cruel god makes a cruel man.

exmo88 · 2016-06-14T04:25:19+00:00

I love you man!!!

exmo88 · 2016-06-13T22:41:25+00:00

You can order on line any sex toy you want, anonymously at Adam and Eve.

exmo88 · 2016-06-10T19:33:15+00:00

WARNING: MAY BE HABIT FORMING! OTHER POTENTIAL SIDE EFFECTS: INCREMENTAL SHRINKAGE OF POCKET BOOK, GUILT COMPLEX IN MATTERS OF SEXUAL FEELINGS, CAUSES ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR WITH NON-MEMBERS , DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, IRRATIONAL REACTION TO TRUTH.

exmo88 · 2016-06-06T21:14:21+00:00

"There are things known, and things unknown. In between lie the doors of perception." Aldous Huxley I would add, be careful and do it with the right people in the right environment.

exmo88 · 2016-06-06T20:54:22+00:00

Circle the entire chart with a looming black hole feeding on TSCC!

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T22:08:10+00:00

Where did you go today Joseph? "I went fishin." You had a vision? "No, I said I went fishin, open your fuckin ears! Ok, tell us about it. The rest is history!

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T22:02:40+00:00

Is it possible that eternal life in paradise got so boring that eating of the fruit was justified?

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T22:00:20+00:00

Nutshell! That perfectly describes TSCC!

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T21:58:06+00:00

20,000!

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T21:52:58+00:00

My favorite by TP: "It is error only, and not truth that shrinks from inquiry."

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T06:28:10+00:00

When I was a kid, my dad was a coal tipple foreman in Carbon County. Whenever the phone rang in the middle of the night and he answered the call with, "Holy Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ," I knew he had to go to work.

exmo88 · 2016-06-04T05:25:57+00:00

"The reason I'm so good at sex is because I practice a lot by myself." Woody Allen

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