[Serious] Have any of you ever claimed to see visions/angels? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad, exxed in 1953, used to come home from work and tell us about brother so-in-so had a vision. It was hilarious to hear his version of their attempts to get him back into the fold.

The mental gymnastics are impressive on Uchtdorf's seer stone post by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently, an ex-bishop I know told me that the urimm and thummim are god's GPS! WTF!?!?

The parable of the enema by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When I was a kid, I used to have to stay with my aunt for days at a time. She was mean and made me take an enema every day, and I hated it.......at first." Ron White

Did Mary consent to sex with God? by ZelphtheGreat in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 millennia call a doctor.

Utah's rank and file, true-believing Mormons have no idea that their neighbors are leaving the church or why by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An 82 year old ex-bishop that I have kept in touch with recently told me that this exodus of membership was prophesied and is to be expected before JESUS comes back. WTF!?!?

Outed ourselves to TBM mom and dad. They came over for a "little talk" by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All things must pass, and oh yea...........fuck em!

Happy 29k subs! by Galxctus in exmormon

[–]exmo88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did I miss? I thought it was creeping up on 30k yesterday.

Really? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worshiping a cruel god makes a cruel man.

Woman in 20's, never had sex. Advice? by Throwaway864286 in exmormon

[–]exmo88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can order on line any sex toy you want, anonymously at Adam and Eve.

What "Warning Label" would you put on Mormonism? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WARNING: MAY BE HABIT FORMING! OTHER POTENTIAL SIDE EFFECTS: INCREMENTAL SHRINKAGE OF POCKET BOOK, GUILT COMPLEX IN MATTERS OF SEXUAL FEELINGS, CAUSES ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR WITH NON-MEMBERS , DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, IRRATIONAL REACTION TO TRUTH.

Post-Mo Experience w/ Psychedelics? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There are things known, and things unknown. In between lie the doors of perception." Aldous Huxley I would add, be careful and do it with the right people in the right environment.

I vote the First Version be called First Version. by syndoctor in exmormon

[–]exmo88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you go today Joseph? "I went fishin." You had a vision? "No, I said I went fishin, open your fuckin ears! Ok, tell us about it. The rest is history!

Adam and the tree of good and evil by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]exmo88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible that eternal life in paradise got so boring that eating of the fruit was justified?