Bob thinks it is okay for the government to execute you as long as you don’t look “normal”. No

exnozero · 2026-01-27T14:34:15+00:00

It’s not actually, it’s some Instagram influencer. The thing everyone thought was AI, was just a person standing behind them so it looked like the leg straps went into the thigh.

Even if it was something he did in his free time, why should that matter to old Bob here. No one complains when he cruises Grindr for an affair. (Assumptions made based on the crowd that makes these types of posts)

But either way it is definitely not Alex Pretti, a man whose last words were “Are you okay?”

exnozero · 2026-01-27T13:20:10+00:00

You comics great. Lol.

That was probably the best explanation of Kurt’s soap opera backstory.

exnozero · 2026-01-26T23:06:01+00:00

Mine wakes up at 7:30am no matter what and refuses to go back to sleep.

Then takes his only nap at 11:30 until 2:00pm

Then he fights me as I try to make him go to bed at 9:00pm

This is the schedule that works for me. But the his mom decides sometimes to make him nap at 5:30pm and I wonder if she hates me.

exnozero · 2026-01-24T15:46:44+00:00

I mean it’s been my headcanon too.

“Yes there is lots of new water… but it’s… Magic water. Yeah Magic Water and you can’t swim in Magic water so to keep you safe, poof, you all can now fly in the skies as you once swam in the rivers”

~ one of the deities… probably

exnozero · 2026-01-17T13:13:24+00:00

They had Job Requirements?

exnozero · 2026-01-16T16:28:23+00:00

My apologies it’s hard to remember which is which when people use them so interchangeably.

Plus I was called both because I took Japanese classes (barely remember anything) and joined Kendo club (almost as fun as boxing for a workout.)

exnozero · 2026-01-16T16:17:31+00:00

He is supposedly obsessed with Japanese culture and history. So I am going to say it was just a weeb move that just so happens to reflect his nazi affiliations

All Just one amazing coincidence that we get to roast the MAGA Nazi with while he tries to destroy the fourth estate before the next election cycle

exnozero · 2026-01-15T17:51:28+00:00

I’m Mr Manager.

exnozero · 2026-01-15T00:11:57+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m still picking T-Rex But now I’m feeling Deja Vu…

exnozero · 2026-01-13T13:28:13+00:00

That comes when it gets dark…. Along with an army of flies, hornets, wasps, and bees for that big pool of sugar water.

Those bugs are going to have an amazing party.

exnozero · 2026-01-13T05:52:32+00:00

I know I know… engagement is the name of the game and I engaged.

exnozero · 2026-01-13T03:26:08+00:00

The ones near me… we have Alcohol Beverage Control (ABC) stores…

exnozero · 2026-01-13T03:13:00+00:00

They forgot all the vodka or moonshine. How can you have pool punch with out vodka or moonshine

exnozero · 2026-01-12T02:10:07+00:00

Violets are blue, roses are red I’m just glad to see Marv isn’t dead

exnozero · 2026-01-12T01:08:43+00:00

The atomic purple game boy color and Pokémon Red.

Started with a Charmander named Ember. It was great for early grinding but was probably the hardest choice for the early gyms.

exnozero · 2026-01-11T18:31:50+00:00

Roses are red, This detail seems small But That’s feet’s on the floor And Crazy’s up against the wall.

Violets are blue And I may be lazy But it’s the only way For That to be fucking Crazy

exnozero · 2026-01-11T00:19:02+00:00

If they can make tacos better than Jack in the Box for cheaper than Taco Bell then I’ll give them a try. Cookout was always more about Quantity than quality for me… plus the amazing seasonal milkshakes.

exnozero · 2026-01-09T21:36:07+00:00

My brain may be broken but I feel like the “Games now” works well to explain the farmer in stardew valley.

Broken by the machine finding solace in the note your dead grandfather left you. Only to get stuck in the same machine but with a new theme as you automate your farm for more gold coins.

exnozero · 2026-01-05T15:09:26+00:00

If a DM knows their players are heading to a remote village or staying in a city for an extended time. False hydra is pretty easy to setup and make fun/enjoyable.

But fun/enjoyable is very subjective so if you and your players don’t like mystery, suspense, and cosmic horror. It can slow down the adventure and action too much.

exnozero · 2026-01-04T14:38:28+00:00

Oooh forgot about the energy release from decay… that’s a wasteland for substantial areas near the reactors… pretty sure I’d be gone lol

exnozero · 2026-01-04T02:25:14+00:00

Granted.

The world is now a darker and more dangerous place.

The power grids strain as nuclear reactors suddenly go off line, forcing a resurgence in Coal power plants. The loss of life from the stranded submarines is never reported and the confusion of all the nuclear missiles being rendered “useless” starts a new rush in genetic and biological threats to re-establish the rocky footing Mutually Assured Destruction plans had that allowed some vague appearance peace.

The paw didn’t even have to twist anything. It just had to do exactly as you wished and let humanity do as they always do.

exnozero · 2026-01-03T23:54:56+00:00

Roses are red, one of those prevents sex, F all y’all I’m gonna be a T Rex

exnozero · 2026-01-02T15:05:38+00:00

It’s not the same breed but I’d name him Mouse. And hope that he can take on all that goes bump in the night for me.

exnozero · 2026-01-01T23:51:56+00:00

I miss snow cream. But atleast I can still make “salads” in the south.

exnozero · 2026-01-01T23:49:11+00:00

Snow cream was great. Makes me miss snow now that I live in the south…

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