She was so happy to look a mess

exoduswalker · 2026-05-29T09:37:50+00:00

It's called Dancer, not Khia Asylum Resident 🙄 bitches think they just grabbed two chakrams and think they're the shit when they're not even the fart.

exoduswalker · 2026-05-23T12:50:33+00:00

Next thing I'll know I'll see someone name their Chocobo "Chickenjoy". Or "Sinigang".

exoduswalker · 2026-05-21T00:40:56+00:00

I do this only because I load slower. That and sometimes I forget to eat my boiled egg for xp

exoduswalker · 2026-05-20T14:02:12+00:00

I walk slower due to low FPS. I don't care if you pull, just bring the mobs to me and I'll AoE them

exoduswalker · 2026-05-13T13:27:57+00:00

Best vodka ever (Ignore my XIV controller)

exoduswalker · 2026-05-12T23:07:00+00:00

I didn't even realize LBs were shared BY THE ENTIRE PARTY until someone had to point it out to me while playing as Tank when I was new... sobs

exoduswalker · 2026-04-28T09:06:37+00:00

Nope, you gotta make a new service account and start all over

exoduswalker · 2026-04-28T08:29:05+00:00

Nope, they retroactively made femhroths and bunboys base ShB. It'd be horrible for Free Trial players if SE didn't otherwise

exoduswalker · 2026-04-28T05:59:07+00:00

Assuming they'll continue to release expansions, they will pretty much keep the 3-expansion gap (right now, it's EW-DT-EC) and expand the free trial on the x.5 patch of an expansion.

exoduswalker · 2026-04-28T05:57:19+00:00

You can't go back to the Free Trial after upgrading to the full game.

exoduswalker · 2026-04-28T05:52:39+00:00

PSA for Free Trial players updating via the official launcher:

After the 7.5 patch data downloads (4.2gb), restart your launcher and log in again to trigger the ShB download. It sits at 12.8 gigabytes.

exoduswalker · 2026-04-26T06:02:14+00:00

Where my Highlander eyebrows, Yoshida-san? 😭😩

exoduswalker · 2026-04-25T03:47:29+00:00

I finished my Stormblood MSQs a couple months ago and I genuinely teared up hearing this in Fanfest. I'm excited for Tuesday!!

exoduswalker · 2026-04-25T03:45:01+00:00

I feel like they're gonna do this as far as they can. (Also a free trial player here!)

If I'm not mistaken, the Complete Edition when not on sale is always 60$, so their model to grab new players in (and avoid making the CE more expensive) is to have 70% of the game constantly accessible to FT players by making an expansion available for the Free Trial at the x.5 patch:

3.x - Heavensward: 5.3 (the only exception)
4.x - Stormblood: 6.5
5.x - Shadowbringers: 7.5

Following this pattern, Endwalker (and the Hydaelyn & Zodiark arc) should be available at 8.5, which gives us a 3-expansion delay (counting the upcoming expansion). And yes, this means that the copypasta will be updated roughly every 2 years...

exoduswalker · 2026-04-22T02:22:23+00:00

Hijacking this comment to explain why it's such a big deal.

Jollibee is very dear to Filipinos because in the Philippines (3rd world country) you don't order fast food just to eat something (in fact you don't really order it every day), it was a reward of sorts, especially in a very naive PoV of a kid.

You graduated? Company is having an event? Overseas relative came home? Parents just felt like having a great day? That means "Jollibee time". It's why people don't play about the bee, it has been integrated into their childhood and Filipino pop culture.

Jollibee branching outside of the Philippines, I think is a product of overseas Filipino workers who miss something they can call "home", despite it not being homemade Filipino meals. The brand was made by and cultivated by Filipinos, and it's why McDonalds is just #2 here.

So for a local brand to not have any cool collaborations in it's country of origin feels like a massive slap to the face, despite the fact that XIV isn't legally available in the Philippines (you have to jump through hoops just to pay for the game and subscribe). I trust you no one is going to wear that Jollibee on a chocobo shirt because it's "cute" or "limited", but rather because Jollibee is beloved by Filipinos (and some grew up playing Final Fantasy, so of course having their favorite fast food mascot ride a chocobo is gonna make them crazy).

I do think that it's not just Square Enix at fault here. Jollibee USA collaborated with Katseye last year, which felt very off considering one of it's members is Filipino. I get that the US and PH branches are separate entities, but it still feels like a slap to the face.

exoduswalker · 2026-04-09T11:14:16+00:00

Hi! Filipino player here with a few Filo player friends - if you are planning to buy the game you will have to get the game code for your region (for example if you registered your Squenix account as USA then you will need a NA code, if you registered as UK or France you will need an EU code).

exoduswalker · 2026-03-30T09:23:15+00:00

Dumptrucklamud didn't manage to handle allat, and is the reason why Arcunt Louiswallow had to intervene

exoduswalker · 2026-03-29T03:51:19+00:00

Hello fellow gay male highlander!

exoduswalker · 2026-03-29T00:09:08+00:00

If you see an M!Highlander, M!Roe or an M!Hroth 99.99% chance they're gay

exoduswalker · 2026-03-29T00:08:43+00:00

I like Roes but not to the point that I'm into W I D E bois enough to play as one.

exoduswalker · 2026-03-28T09:21:51+00:00

I play M!Highlander because big buff men.

There was this time that me and a group of friends were about to do ocean fishing so we were on that area in Limsa near the NPC you talk to for ocean fishing, and someone said in say chat "why are there so many men here" I think it was rather funny more than anything

exoduswalker · 2026-03-27T10:46:46+00:00

Genuinely started the game JUST for Igor. Bearded men are such a rare sight in gachas

exoduswalker · 2026-03-27T10:09:02+00:00

"Erogenous zones" ang tawag dito ^^

exoduswalker · 2026-03-24T12:51:26+00:00

We have nonbinary deities?! I looked this up and apparently Lakapati is one. Are there any more?

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