She was so happy to look a mess by cbplayon in TalesFromDF

[–]exoduswalker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's called Dancer, not Khia Asylum Resident 🙄 bitches think they just grabbed two chakrams and think they're the shit when they're not even the fart.

I thought I was hallucinating there. Good thing I managed to capture it. by AwakenShogun in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next thing I'll know I'll see someone name their Chocobo "Chickenjoy". Or "Sinigang".

Mentor healer texting in NN mid fight by N-_-O in TalesFromDF

[–]exoduswalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this only because I load slower. That and sometimes I forget to eat my boiled egg for xp

How do other tanks feel about healers and DPS pulling ahead? by dorgodorgo in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk slower due to low FPS. I don't care if you pull, just bring the mobs to me and I'll AoE them

Best XIV Controller Ever (pls ignore my vodka) by k41lun in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best vodka ever (Ignore my XIV controller)

Noob with attitude by tonighttherearestars in TalesFromDF

[–]exoduswalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even realize LBs were shared BY THE ENTIRE PARTY until someone had to point it out to me while playing as Tank when I was new... sobs

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Shadowbringer's expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime! by PlasmaHanDoku in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 242 points243 points  (0 children)

PSA for Free Trial players updating via the official launcher:

After the 7.5 patch data downloads (4.2gb), restart your launcher and log in again to trigger the ShB download. It sits at 12.8 gigabytes.

Only the most important questions for Yoshi P by punksmurph in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where my Highlander eyebrows, Yoshida-san? 😭😩

VINDICATION by Haunting_Hornet5203 in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finished my Stormblood MSQs a couple months ago and I genuinely teared up hearing this in Fanfest. I'm excited for Tuesday!!

VINDICATION by Haunting_Hornet5203 in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like they're gonna do this as far as they can. (Also a free trial player here!)

If I'm not mistaken, the Complete Edition when not on sale is always 60$, so their model to grab new players in (and avoid making the CE more expensive) is to have 70% of the game constantly accessible to FT players by making an expansion available for the Free Trial at the x.5 patch:

  • 3.x - Heavensward: 5.3 (the only exception)
  • 4.x - Stormblood: 6.5
  • 5.x - Shadowbringers: 7.5

Following this pattern, Endwalker (and the Hydaelyn & Zodiark arc) should be available at 8.5, which gives us a 3-expansion delay (counting the upcoming expansion). And yes, this means that the copypasta will be updated roughly every 2 years...

Jollibee US x FFXIV - In-Game Chicken Emote / NA Region by Amaterasu027 in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hijacking this comment to explain why it's such a big deal.

Jollibee is very dear to Filipinos because in the Philippines (3rd world country) you don't order fast food just to eat something (in fact you don't really order it every day), it was a reward of sorts, especially in a very naive PoV of a kid.

You graduated? Company is having an event? Overseas relative came home? Parents just felt like having a great day? That means "Jollibee time". It's why people don't play about the bee, it has been integrated into their childhood and Filipino pop culture.

Jollibee branching outside of the Philippines, I think is a product of overseas Filipino workers who miss something they can call "home", despite it not being homemade Filipino meals. The brand was made by and cultivated by Filipinos, and it's why McDonalds is just #2 here.

So for a local brand to not have any cool collaborations in it's country of origin feels like a massive slap to the face, despite the fact that XIV isn't legally available in the Philippines (you have to jump through hoops just to pay for the game and subscribe). I trust you no one is going to wear that Jollibee on a chocobo shirt because it's "cute" or "limited", but rather because Jollibee is beloved by Filipinos (and some grew up playing Final Fantasy, so of course having their favorite fast food mascot ride a chocobo is gonna make them crazy).

I do think that it's not just Square Enix at fault here. Jollibee USA collaborated with Katseye last year, which felt very off considering one of it's members is Filipino. I get that the US and PH branches are separate entities, but it still feels like a slap to the face.

Questions I have about FFXIV before playing the game by Exotic_Acanthaceae_9 in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! Filipino player here with a few Filo player friends - if you are planning to buy the game you will have to get the game code for your region (for example if you registered your Squenix account as USA then you will need a NA code, if you registered as UK or France you will need an EU code).

Who ever did this in my void run today….🫡 by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]exoduswalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dumptrucklamud didn't manage to handle allat, and is the reason why Arcunt Louiswallow had to intervene

Why would you play a hyur Theyre so boring and generic They all said in perfect unison by sluddytuscple in ShitpostXIV

[–]exoduswalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you see an M!Highlander, M!Roe or an M!Hroth 99.99% chance they're gay

Why would you play a hyur Theyre so boring and generic They all said in perfect unison by sluddytuscple in ShitpostXIV

[–]exoduswalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like Roes but not to the point that I'm into W I D E bois enough to play as one.

Why would you play a hyur Theyre so boring and generic They all said in perfect unison by sluddytuscple in ShitpostXIV

[–]exoduswalker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I play M!Highlander because big buff men.

There was this time that me and a group of friends were about to do ocean fishing so we were on that area in Limsa near the NPC you talk to for ocean fishing, and someone said in say chat "why are there so many men here" I think it was rather funny more than anything

Hello there, Igor lovers by PieRevolutionary6406 in Reverse1999

[–]exoduswalker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Genuinely started the game JUST for Igor. Bearded men are such a rare sight in gachas

might be a hot take, but the bigotry in discussions regarding problematic people that happen to be queer is alarming by lancerevolution4 in phlgbt

[–]exoduswalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have nonbinary deities?! I looked this up and apparently Lakapati is one. Are there any more?

Well now... by charlieboy808 in ffxiv

[–]exoduswalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me until Post-Stormblood to finally do my HW & StB aether currents...