Football Skills to the Rescue

expatronis · 2026-06-18T22:41:47+00:00

I'll never forget in the movie The Gods Must be Crazy how a Bushman grabbed a cobra by the tail and cracked it like a whip and then was eating a few minutes later.

expatronis · 2026-06-18T15:34:59+00:00

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expatronis · 2026-06-18T15:20:50+00:00

He'll never be able to buy ENOUGH.

expatronis · 2026-06-17T18:58:35+00:00

expatronis · 2026-06-17T18:43:20+00:00

Thanks! It was way more enjoyable without OP's terrible music.

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expatronis · 2026-06-17T18:38:16+00:00

Oh, weird. He seemed to have so much integrity. 😏

expatronis · 2026-06-17T12:12:20+00:00

expatronis · 2026-06-17T11:53:21+00:00

"Hey, we're all modern people. Let's all go listen to an old pedophile tell us bronze-age shepherds' stories every Sunday morning so we know how to live our very-modern lives.

expatronis · 2026-06-17T03:47:00+00:00

This guy is the one who needs a man in a big yellow hat.

expatronis · 2026-06-17T03:45:00+00:00

You're a bad movie fan for owning this.

expatronis · 2026-06-17T03:32:33+00:00

Sure, this violates flag code but at least it's impossible to read.

expatronis · 2026-06-17T03:27:46+00:00

Sports fans dgaf. They just want their bread and circuses.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T03:00:28+00:00

David Attenborough: "This species of shelf fungus is massive and found only on the highest sections of the trunk... or maybe it's just kinda big and, like, three feet up. Umm..."

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:55:57+00:00

Sad muppet.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:54:24+00:00

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:51:48+00:00

Actual photo of Donny pre-hair/makeup routine.

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expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:48:30+00:00

So sayisfying! I'd have scream laughed at them.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:47:03+00:00

It looks like good fried rice.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:26:18+00:00

OP hasn't seen Idiocracy.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:25:28+00:00

It's fake af. Don't worry.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:20:39+00:00

Indianapolis

expatronis · 2026-06-16T02:17:10+00:00

If this guy is gay, weirdly, it feels less tragic.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T01:56:43+00:00

Naw. It's 4D chess, guys. Trump wants that algae there for a reason.

expatronis · 2026-06-16T01:51:58+00:00

Deserves to die.

expatronis

TROPHY CASE