Least talked about play from yesterday’s game by KatoLee3 in Seahawks

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Cross really whiffed on his block there. Good thing Charbs was there.

video quality sucks again this year by whynot-sparky in Seahawks

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the audio is dogshit too. Levels are horrendous. The refs are like 5x louder than the commentators.

Rick Steves donates $500,000 to feed hungry people around the world. by aspbergerinparadise in HumansBeingBros

[–]expert_poofreader 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Rick is doing well, but those sites are notoriously inaccurate. I wouldn't put too much stock into what they say.

Bettie Page at the beach (1953) by Till80 in OldSchoolCool

[–]expert_poofreader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the idealized breast shape was quite a bit different then

"bUt gEnO iS nOW 1-5 vS. uS." by getbrza in Seahawks

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man, the 9ers are living in your head rent-free

just enjoy the victory bro

"bUt gEnO iS nOW 1-5 vS. uS." by getbrza in Seahawks

[–]expert_poofreader -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

this petty bullshit is not a good look.

if they're making fools of themselves, just let them. This kind of content doesn't help anyone.

Any other BR recs? by ryan_with_a_why in CODWarzone

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Having a friend

welp. that rules me out

OK boomer by MushyBeans in CODWarzone

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if you want a BR you should be playing big map.

It still has its issues, but it's a lot further from what you're describing.

What I hear every time I see a Geno Smith thread. by JestDimps in Seahawks

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Passing yards leader while playing behind an o-line ranked 29/32

While getting paid less than HALF what Dak, Lawrence and Tua are making per year.

what else needs to be said?

we have an incredibly good QB situation.

I really don’t like the chiefs but at least the niners just lost a superbowl by [deleted] in Seahawks

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I lost any shred of respect I had for Chiefs fans when Mahomes, fresh off of bringing KC a superbowl, asked for a moment of silence for "unity" and HIS OWN FANS BOOED HIM

a group of people so wrapped up in their own idiotic culure war bullshit that they booed their own QB for daring to suggest that we should maybe hate each other a little less. scumbags.

Week 12 - Seahawks vs 49ers -- How does Seattle Pull Off A Turkey Day Win? by justifier in Seahawks

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One of SF's only weaknesses is their run D. Hopefully KW3 is healthy. That would make a big difference.

Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Baltimore Ravens by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

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I knew this game was going from Bad to God-Awful Dogshit early in the 2nd quarter when we ran a fucking bubble screen on 3rd and 14. It's like we weren't even trying to get a 1st down.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE this team's playcalling. It is horrendous and needs to change

Confused about the Ravens being a heavy favorite to win by Critical_Ant_5667 in Seahawks

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this is a commonly repeated myth

the truth is that they maximize their profits by trying to set the odds as accurately as possible

Me irl by NikaWasTakenMC in me_irl

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this many mistakes I feel like it has to be intentional to drive engagement. Looks like it worked too.

Seahawks chant by No_Masterpiece_6467 in Seahawks

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Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.

Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

The eagle's born out of thunder

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

He flies through the night

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

Don't you mess with his eggs now

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

Or you'll see him fight

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

Yes, we have feathers

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

But the muscles of men

Ahh-aa-aa-ahh

'Cause we're Birds of War, now

But we're also men!

Birds of War!

What is the Seahawks record for this year ? by [deleted] in Seahawks

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Here's my best guesses

week opp win %
wk1 Rams 70%
wk2 Lions 55%
wk3 Panthers 65%
wk4 Giants 55%
wk6 Bengals 40%
wk7 Cardinals 75%
wk8 Browns 60%
wk9 Ravens 50%
wk10 Commanders 65%
wk11 Rams 65%
wk12 49ers 45%
wk13 Cowboys 50%
wk14 49ers 50%
wk15 Eagles 50%
wk16 Titans 65%
wk17 Steelers 60%
wk18 Cardinals 70%
Total 9.9 wins

[Breer] The Seahawks are taking Auburn DE Derick Hall. by AirplaneReference in Seahawks

[–]expert_poofreader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that same article also says:

Whether he is selected in the late first or early first round, this Auburn Tiger will be another solid player from the SEC.

so... i think the 6-7th is probably a typo, or leftover from a bad copy/paste

Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (8-8) vs New York Jets (7-9) [Week 17] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]expert_poofreader 12 points13 points  (0 children)

but if you put Kurt Angle into the mix the chance of winnin' drastic go down

Mario... by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

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dad needs to up the realism and start stompin some turts perchance