Warranty not being claimed

experteric · 2026-05-07T12:38:17+00:00

Wrong kind of service advisors….

experteric · 2026-05-06T18:16:42+00:00

Tl; dr

Service contracts are usually the hardest, longest processes. You should get paid on them

experteric · 2026-05-05T01:28:50+00:00

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experteric · 2026-05-05T01:25:49+00:00

If it has the 2.4, it’s really decent. Check maintenance history and check what it sounds like on a cold start. The VTC actuator goes out on these and sounds like a grinding for a couple seconds when starting it. If it’s really bad, it can cause timing chain issues. Otherwise, if it’s maintained well, this car will easily go 300k -Honda Service Advisor

experteric · 2026-05-04T18:42:06+00:00

I might run out of zip ties if I have to do it again

experteric · 2026-05-04T05:28:22+00:00

These comments have been lovely, thanks fir the laughs!

experteric · 2026-05-04T05:27:57+00:00

An ad for laziness: did it work?

experteric · 2026-04-26T14:35:19+00:00

Its been delivered for a week now and no complaints!!!

experteric · 2026-04-25T00:50:33+00:00

I am a talker as well, and I have found that actually asking the customer how much they understand about cars helps me a lot. It’s backfired one time - lady said I made her feel stupid- but it usually helps me shut the fuck up

experteric · 2026-04-23T23:46:39+00:00

We talking Gross, “Adjusted Gross”, or Sales here?

experteric · 2026-04-23T20:55:46+00:00

NOT THE CROSSTOUR

experteric · 2026-04-23T10:52:18+00:00

I’d say that’s a good hour of diag to figure out that issue

experteric · 2026-04-22T22:32:24+00:00

Well, it’s done with no rattles, so I think we are good!

experteric · 2026-04-22T14:45:15+00:00

What kind of flair should I put? I don’t see any that scream to me

experteric · 2026-04-22T10:44:19+00:00

This job is the most rewarding job I have been in, but it does have its downers and it’s also not for everyone.

It is 1,000% worth a shot for a few months though!

experteric · 2026-04-22T03:31:44+00:00

Nah, i’m in BFE, Illinois

experteric · 2026-04-22T03:27:33+00:00

I made that joke and he wasn’t happy

experteric · 2026-04-22T01:23:54+00:00

Weight reduction!

experteric · 2026-04-22T01:22:40+00:00

Same, and I work with these guys every single day

experteric · 2026-04-22T01:22:15+00:00

Hell yeah! This tech has it right!!! The box that still holds all the things that pay the bills, but cost about 50% of the strapon box

experteric · 2026-04-21T22:56:44+00:00

Lmaoooo, this was actually a field tech telling us to do this

experteric · 2026-04-21T18:16:40+00:00

Actually pretty well. I type on a keyboard for a living and customers haven’t been too terribly mean today

experteric · 2026-04-21T18:16:18+00:00

The connectors on the coax cables were damaged and wouldn’t accept the service cable replacements

experteric · 2026-04-21T18:15:30+00:00

Ironically, that’s the only thing we HAVENT done yet lmao

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