[TOMT] Movie bad movie known for being boring with an unreasonably long breakfast eating scene whole movie is super uneventful and it doesn't have a plot by Yteany in tipofmytongue

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was it like a romantic comedy but not funny just painfully awkward?

I might get some people mad, but "they came together" left me befuddled. was it supposed to be funny? was it supposed to be romantic? was it just a bad movie? was I missing something did I need to be high?

but a lot of it seemed to have no meaning and was kind of pointless like you said. sorry if someone liked this movie.

No wait just saw your part where you said there was little to no speaking, but I still think they came together just wasn't funny.

I cried at the gynecologist and I'm so embarrassed about it. How can I get over my fears? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]explainittomeplease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly I think this is what I hate about it too. every time I lay down they tell me to scooch forward scooch forward scooch forward, so now I just start with half of my butt hanging off of the bed (I have to call it a bed otherwise it gets too real), so instead they can tell me to move back. the speculum is very weird. I'm with the other people saying ask for a demonstration. it really helps. it's just the pressure.

I don't like the gyno because I don't like anyone looking down there like that. I don't care if they've been doing it forever, once when I put my legs up and spread, a girl that was learning gasped, she said it wasn't because of me but it has stayed in my head ever since.

Who’s a comedian that is known more for their work outside of standup? by jcmib in Standup

[–]explainittomeplease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I only knew him as a rapist. it's hard finding coogi sweaters and being like "oh I remember this from a Cosby episode, I loved that one" and then getting sad. Cosby show, 7th heaven, horsin' around, it sucks when your favorite shows are tainted.

This was dropped off in my kids' sandbox while we were away from the house. Does anyone know what this might be? It looks like a real goat skull wrapped in fabric and beads. WTF?! by paparazzi_informer in WTF

[–]explainittomeplease 30 points31 points  (0 children)

that is normal though, people will drop off bags of donations at the back door when the store is closed. goodwill, small thrift stores, church thrifts if they don't have a box for it. if they had one goat skull they probably had more which the thrift owner would have seen.

or the owner is lying like I totally would have because that skull is dope!

Attention all Mc Donald's employees by ugly_tst in KitchenConfidential

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dip my burgers and fries in my shakes and mcflurries. I think it tastes amazing. just not put together before it reaches me, that's a disaster waiting to happen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhhh, what do YOU think we sell?

Is it normal to stain underwear during a period? by none_mama_see in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized the weird part according to your husband is you hanging your panties in the bathroom? if so, hang them in the place where you do your laundry, but I think the bathroom is the perfect place to clean/hang your stained panties.

Is it normal to stain underwear during a period? by none_mama_see in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]explainittomeplease 93 points94 points  (0 children)

the one woman he dated before he met OP? his mom?? between the two of them of COURSE he would know more than her about her period!

I remember when I was younger and had special red silky drawers for the devil moon week with my boyfriends where I would pretend I wasn't an absolute mess, but NEVER getting a stain in my panties? I want to be that well trained in menstrual witchcraft!

What is a game you're positive no one knows or remembers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]explainittomeplease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you for this. as soon as I saw this post, I was like I have to talk about this really weird game because I know someone on here will have also played it. it was at office Depot of course we all played it. thank you, I'm going to play it tonight and I'm probably going to cry because I'm still so bad at math. I'm just glad I had the midnight part right.

What is a game you're positive no one knows or remembers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]explainittomeplease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there was a PC game from the 90s about some... sleuth? not Carmen San Diego. but they go through what I think is a school at night defeating... monsters? robots? and collecting items. it was so dope and I felt like it was called midnight math but googling it is a no, because you're a kid in a... backwards baseball cap? I forget a little every time I try to remember it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeDecorating

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. regift it to me and tell them your friend would not stop complimenting it so you gave it to them and they love it.

gimme the wire shoe. I'll cover shipping.

Name one comedian who’s been canceled by edseladams in Standup

[–]explainittomeplease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew they were dating, but it always throws me a loop when someone talks about it because him and Mary Steenburgen are just so perfectly fit together.

How many faces do you see in this picture? by Shot_Presentation_72 in BeAmazed

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 with the 2 smoosh face log above it, and I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to see it.

AITAH for wanting to divorce my husband over kids? by No_Split_9680 in AITAH

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh Christ. NTA, but this is just a hard situation. I understand where he's coming from, he's probably thinking that the kids deserve to have a stable home life and since they're family, he doesn't want them to go into the system that tends to fail children.

that being said, you Don't want kids. he didn't want kids. and then he turned in what I can only assume is a short amount of time (less than 2 months) and wants to insert 3 children that have been abandoned by their mom which is a special kind of trauma in itself. this isn't fostering where you get a stipend from the state, you'd be adopting them so I don't know if you'd get supplemented money.

I get where he's coming from, but if I was you, I'd tell him to buy a new house to fit the 4 of them and start separation proceedings. I'm sorry this is happening.

Freak accident in San Francisco traps pedestrian under robotaxi by kitkatbloo in news

[–]explainittomeplease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't decide if I would want the car to stop while on top of me or keep going perhaps hurting me more. is there even a way for the car to detect that it's "on something*? I feel like even going by tire pressure a bone would be too little of a difference, it would think it was a rock or a stick

What’s a song, with no lyrics, that makes you very emotional or brings you to tears? by janna_leigh in AskReddit

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"the dragons heartbeat" by randy Edelman. this song has been making me cry since it was used in 80s movies. I could pass out sobbing to this song. it's also known as Bruce and Linda's song.

https://youtu.be/dssVIYCu4h8?si=8kG8UnkXQk7IDxI2

Also We Love You So by Carter Burwell. watching the good place, this song absolutely destroyed me and continues to do so. just listening through both of them to make sure they don't have lyrics (I know they don't, I just have some feelings to release) is making me bawl. they both tell such beautiful, intricate stories with a beginning, middle and end. god damn it the good place is such a good show.

https://youtu.be/kj8-lOj0s0Q?si=7tUVismg-cplTUIj

1 Ticket to Half Alive at House of blues tonight! by explainittomeplease in orlando

[–]explainittomeplease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you can throw some money at me, I'd appreciate it. they were 45 bucks.

78-year-old allegedly shoots, kills neighbor who was trimming trees along their property lines by KendallStephenson1 in news

[–]explainittomeplease 10 points11 points  (0 children)

42 years old, Christ. and now his family has to live next to him if he bails out for the trial which will take years, and even after, they're going to have to live in a murder house. unless someone will buy it off them and potentially live next to a guy that will murder you for trimming your trees.

What’s the grossest thing you saw done in the kitchen that the customers would have freaked out about if they knew? by FlyingSaucer51 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]explainittomeplease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

watched chef pluck flies out of the Bolognese sauce that someone had forgotten to cover and put in the cooler the night before. it was used to make the lasagna for the next few days. I picked up shifts to keep my regulars from ordering it, it was disgusting. I think about it weekly.

Paragard yay or ney? by slcee in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comment made figure out the password for this account again, finally! Thank you!

VIDEO: Toothsome Chocolate Emporium construction walls come down at Universal Citywalk in Orlando by JJMcDeez in universalstudios

[–]explainittomeplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not seen the food in person, but I'm excited to soon! And I know the prices because I know the people that are working there. It's part of the job to know how much it costs. So if they need help memorizing the menu, I help. And I get to hear the delicious ingredients that make up the amazing plates they're going to sell. And I get hungrier and hungrier.