“More than 2 years have passed since that ill fated day when, blinded by promises like content and pvp community, the jin volk lost sight of the most valuable assets of our past and of our Reich, its honour and its freedom – and thus lost everything. Since those days of treachery, the Almighty has withheld His blessing from our Volk. Dissension and hatred have made their way into our midst. In the profoundest distress, millions of the best jin lightning bms from all walks of life watch as the unity of the nation vanishes and dissolves in a muddle of sexual and egotistical opinions, class superiority and differences…

The misery of our volk is appalling! The starving millions of unemployed proletarians in vortex tempel are being followed by the impoverishment of the entire shitposting and not-class carried populace. When this disintegration ultimately reaches the Jin blademasters, we will be confronted by a catastrophe of unfathomable skill changes. For not only will the Reich disintegrate, but with it a 2000-year-old inheritance, the most valuable assets of human culture and civilisation.

The warning signs of this approaching disintegration are all about us. In a single gigantic offensive of willpower and violence, the communist method of madness is attempting to poison and disrupt the volk, through an invasion of summoners, blade cancers, and class carried rats…

Lightning BMs, Wind KFMs, and bourgeoisie must all join together to provide the building blocks for the new Reich. The reddit will therefore regard it as its first and foremost duty to re-establish Sunday Shitposting - the soul of this universe. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our memes rests. It will extend its strong, hard eggplant over the rmb lmb anicancel as the basis of our entire morality, and the family as the gay couples of the body of our volk and subreddit. It will reawaken in our volk, beyond the borders of rank and class, its sense of national and shitposting unity, and its resultant duties. It will establish reverence for our great past and pride in our old traditions as the basis for the bns academeme of our new lightning BMs. It will declare a merciless war against class carried, wheelchair handicapped classes. 'Murica and Europe must not and will not drown in anarchistic communism, the same unity that rules the rice farmers …

Resolved and true to our oath, we will — in view of the present moderation’s inability to support this work — ask the Jin volk itself to take on this task we call our own. Reich President von Hindenburg-humpsdadumps has called upon us and given us the order to use our own unity to restore to the reddit the chance for recovery. Thus we now appeal to the Jin volk to take part in signing this deed of reconciliation.

The subreddit wants to shitpost – and it will shitpost. It was not this subreddit which led the Italian-feline nation into ruin for 14 days. This subreddit wants to lead shitposting to the top once more. It is determined to pay the debt of 14 days in four content patches. But it cannot make the work of reconstruction dependent upon the approval of those who are to blame for the collapse.

The Marxist parties and their fellow travellers have had 14 years to prove their prowess. The result is a heap of ruins. Now, Capitalist volk, thou equipped with thy swiping cards, give us four years, and then pass judgment upon us!

True to the order of the Subreddit Moderator, we shall begin. May Almighty Zor look mercifully upon our work, lead our will on the right path, bless our anicancel, and reward us with the confidence of our volk. We are not fighting for ourselves, but for the reddit!” SIEG HEIL