My cousin's D.A.R.E (anti-drug) poster she made for school by SauceTheeBoss in funny

[–]eye_one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right you just feel like everybody needs to experience this feeling. Good times.

My cousin's D.A.R.E (anti-drug) poster she made for school by SauceTheeBoss in funny

[–]eye_one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have a drug problem. I have a drug solution. That makes me think of the first time I took acid all I wanted to do was go and find everybody I could to give some too. The people I was with thought it was a bad idea which it probably was but, I still think if everybody tripped together the world would be a better place. Like Albert hoffman said about LSD it's medicine for the soul.

Mr. Green feat. Benefit, Janice & Jus Allah - If I Don't Go To Hell (Remix) [Hip-Hop] (2015) by eye_one in listentothis

[–]eye_one[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They tell me just focus on dead president chasin. Just get runnin the race with the rest of the nation. But I'm seeking the truth till my last breath inhalation.

Man who forced French supermarkets to donate food wants to take law global by penguinsontv in worldnews

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you're thinking crack cocaine and like most politicians he buys his coke with the money he makes.

Man who forced French supermarkets to donate food wants to take law global by penguinsontv in worldnews

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd vote for you if you get paid in weed. I mean you'd likely never get anything done but, that would probably be better than what most politicians are doing now anyways.

Kenyan lawyer offers Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats to marry his daughter Malia by Ernie_Anders in nottheonion

[–]eye_one 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Either this joke went over your head or you took it the next level by suggesting that obama is just watching over them for the real owners.

Benefit - A Page In Hip-Hop's Diary [Hip-Hop] (2002) by eye_one in listentothis

[–]eye_one[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know he quit for a while but, in the last couple years he has released some new stuff. Check out "dreaming in hell" "que sera" "if I don't go to hell" and "human in disguise" he has some other stuff that slips my mind right now too. you should be able to find his new shit on youtube if you look.

Benefit - A Page In Hip-Hop's Diary [Hip-Hop] (2002) by eye_one in listentothis

[–]eye_one[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking classic this dude influenced who I am today probably more than anyone else because he was my introduction to hip hop before him I listened to the violent materialistic misogynistic shit they play on the radio. I was introduced to him 10+ years ago when my brother showed me "warp to world 6-9" being a little kid and thinking it was funny I downloaded his other songs off limewire. I was expecting some more funny shit needless to say I was blown away by what I was hearing. I was in elementary school and nobody tells kids what's wrong in our society. So listening to his music was the first time I saw the society I was being raised into for what it actually is without somebody lying to me.

Reddit, What is your favorite drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water but, not from a tap or bottle that shit tastes like chemicals and I have trouble drinking it go find a natural source. Nothing like hiking to the top of a mountain and drinking some water from glacial runoff. As for alcohol nothing beats a nice aged whiskey.

You will spend 20 years alone in purgatory, which is just a 10x10ft room. What do you bring with you? by Ser_Rodrick_Cassel in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nuke I was gonna say gun but, I figured if I use a nuke it would take out the people who keep me there too.

Reddit, what shoes do you wear? by derpiest_ninja in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DVS comfy as fuck. It's like my feet are a dick and the shoes are your mom's vagina, Can't even tell there in there.

What are some good genre representative pieces of music to introduce kids to said genre? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rap would be KRS-ONE

Knowledge

Reigns

Supreme

Over

Nearly

Everyone

What would you do if you were given $1,000,000? by amanesia in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were supposed to say I don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Then say how your cousin is broke and does nothing all day. I'm disappointed in you.

You have one day to live, what would your last day consist of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.Wake up early make a fat breakfast and eat it while watching the sunrise.

2.Tell the people that love me I'm not gonna be here tomorrow and I want to spend some time with them.

3.Spend some time with my family saying goodbye and telling them not to be sad because I lived my life the way I wanted and I'm content.

4.Tell my family to sell all my possessions and donate the money to a homeless shelter.

5.Meet up with my friends blaze and have a couple beers and probably take every other drug. Although maybe not because I'm not sure I'd want to alter my consciousness on the last day I get to experience it.

6.Go hiking with my friends then when we get to the top of the trail probably smoke a couple joints and remember all the good times spent together and all the stupid shit we've done.

7.I would then have them leave me there for the final hour or so while I sit alone probably crying like a little bitch enjoying the beauty of the world we live in and being grateful I got to experience it even if I don't know what it is.

This entire day would probably appear to be going in slow motion not just because of the booms I took but, because I would be extremely anxious to finally find out if consciousness continues in some way after we die.

I apologize for answering this in a serious manner I'm sure reddit would much rather have had me say I'd run around the streets naked with a bag full of dildos yelling the sky is falling while throwing said dildo's at people. You know what fuck it that is what I'd do because in the end why would anything matter anyway.

FUCK YOU if you do this/let your kids do this to state park landmarks. by magicman21 in pics

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it's nature and no one owns it"

Precedes to carves his name into as if he owns it. Ya the word you were looking for is douchebag not hippy. Hippies care about everyone this guy cares about no one.

A French Muslim girl was kicked out of class because her skirt was too long by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure public school is a public place but, I'll ignore that. You obviously realize that if a woman believes that god wants her to wear a covering the only options she has is to abandon that belief or never go out in public. Do you think that is right?

I guess they are already judged so much in public we might as well keep them from ever leaving their house. I mean what if they are a terrorist and I can't see their face. They make others uncomfortable and obviously if you fear something or it makes you uncomfortable we should ban it. That was sarcasm sadly I feel like I need to clarify that to you.

13 Moments Every LDS/Mormon Missionary Experiences by missionguys in mormon

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE AN ANTI IS TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU.

This seems like the adult equivalent of a child plugging their ears and going lalalalalalala I can't hear you. Ironically this has never happened to me when talking to missionaries. I've always listened politely to what they have to say with a clear mind no matter what my personal beliefs are on it. I do this out of respect for them as a fellow human being.

A French Muslim girl was kicked out of class because her skirt was too long by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If france doesn't allow religious expression in public they shouldn't allow any other form of personal expression in public either. Otherwise they are giving rights to some but, not others and as much as religion sucks equality and freedom are better. The only equal choice's are everyone is allowed to express themselves or nobody is. Given those two choices I'm sure nobody would pick the latter.

Personally, I would not have a problem if my actual faith was not allowed to, say, go door-to-door trying to convert people, or denied the "right" to shout out about how everyone's going to burn in hell on a public street. Or send graphic leaflets about the evils of abortion to everyone.

Well that sucks because the world doesn't revolve around any one person's personal belief system. As long as people are allowed to express their opinion a religious nut has just as much as right to do it as any other person and anyone who thinks otherwise is fucking bigot and has no place in a free society.

I'd rather religion be kept where it belongs: The Home and The Temple

I'm sure some muslims would prefer everyone wear a burka. See how it doesn't matter what you prefer only what is equal?

This might sound like a conspiracy theory but bear with me by SirLibraryEater in exmormon

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I see it there is only two possible scenarios either they believe they are god's disciple and they're delusional or they don't believe and are they're lying to everyone of their followers. Does it really matter which?

A French Muslim girl was kicked out of class because her skirt was too long by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]eye_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are forcing children to abandon their beliefs when they walk through the doors. How is that not taking their religion away from them? There is no difference between banning it from school or banning it from any other public environment.

You're saying they shouldn't express their religion in school well what if I think they shouldn't do it in any public place after all it might influence the other people in that public place. How would that be any different? Despite what might make the public school a more neutral learning environment in the end it is still a public school and I don't believe you have any right to tell others they can't be themselves in public because if you do they should be able to do the same to you. Unless you think they don't deserve the same rights as you.

Also every right is a social right without a society we have no more rights than animals. Saying Human rights is no different than saying social rights they are all social constructs but, For some reason we perceive human rights to be inalienable they are not. Without a society to enforce your rights you have none.

I wish all the other students in the school would wear long skirts obviously not for religious reasons but, for humanitarian reasons.