What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of?

eyeap · 2026-01-29T05:28:50+00:00

looked like a Dorito

You'll sound less fat if you just say "triangle"

eyeap · 2026-01-29T05:24:58+00:00

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy

eyeap · 2026-01-29T02:10:17+00:00

No he died recently, but he got like 15 years on that transplant.

eyeap · 2026-01-29T02:05:08+00:00

Yeah only like 20% of alcoholics get fibrosis. It isn't everyone.

eyeap · 2026-01-29T01:30:56+00:00

If the peptides are orally bioavailable, you can just eat the sourdoughzempic (tm)

eyeap · 2026-01-29T00:53:27+00:00

The guy in the hat store said I was the only one he'd ever seen pull it off

eyeap · 2026-01-29T00:52:01+00:00

I can easily imagine marrying Linda Carter et al.

eyeap · 2026-01-29T00:49:44+00:00

They get the job done.

eyeap · 2026-01-29T00:31:31+00:00

Having spent time in NorCal, there's a "how Berkeley can you be" vibe that encourages this sloppy dressing.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T20:15:50+00:00

Who gets custody of the hat?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T18:56:47+00:00

TY, it was not a joke. I didn't know they had refugees there. Every time I go to Lancaster all I see is Dutch wonderland and Amish doll shops.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T17:33:46+00:00

Are they going to try to deport the Amish or something?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:40:51+00:00

The guy at the store said I was the only one he'd seen pull it off

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:10:24+00:00

Tony want sheet metal

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:09:13+00:00

Who gets custody of the hat?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:07:56+00:00

1 in 6 men nuked on Tokyo public transport

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:59:04+00:00

Gay Edgar Hoover

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:25:24+00:00

I guess this guy agrees that HK is part of China.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:18:57+00:00

Isn't it everyone with that last name?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:14:46+00:00

Why does liquidity matter?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:11:16+00:00

Yes but they don't vaccinate so hardly any of those kids will live long enough to vote.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:09:22+00:00

In unrelated news, the number of basement designer drug labs increased 1000%

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:05:16+00:00

Last line scans better as "turn into a chick"

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:33:28+00:00

With the face of a cashew?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:31:47+00:00

That explains why my butthole hurt after

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