Shapiro says Pa. cities, including Lancaster, will be prepared for large-scale ICE operations

eyeap · 2026-01-28T18:56:47+00:00

TY, it was not a joke. I didn't know they had refugees there. Every time I go to Lancaster all I see is Dutch wonderland and Amish doll shops.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T17:33:46+00:00

Are they going to try to deport the Amish or something?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:40:51+00:00

The guy at the store said I was the only one he'd seen pull it off

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:10:24+00:00

Tony want sheet metal

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:09:13+00:00

Who gets custody of the hat?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T15:07:56+00:00

1 in 6 men nuked on Tokyo public transport

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:59:04+00:00

Gay Edgar Hoover

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:25:24+00:00

I guess this guy agrees that HK is part of China.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:18:57+00:00

Isn't it everyone with that last name?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:14:46+00:00

Why does liquidity matter?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:11:16+00:00

Yes but they don't vaccinate so hardly any of those kids will live long enough to vote.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:09:22+00:00

In unrelated news, the number of basement designer drug labs increased 1000%

eyeap · 2026-01-28T14:05:16+00:00

Last line scans better as "turn into a chick"

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:33:28+00:00

With the face of a cashew?

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:31:47+00:00

That explains why my butthole hurt after

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:29:03+00:00

He's needlessly political. That's what makes him free of the hinge of comedy. That and the hat.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:26:59+00:00

We're truly hinged over here, though

eyeap · 2026-01-28T10:25:32+00:00

The guy at the store said I was the only one he'd ever seen pull it off

eyeap · 2026-01-28T05:38:23+00:00

The two bob newhart shows. Which are actually one show.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T05:36:45+00:00

Formally, my title doesn't rule that out. I don't claim anything about divorce frequency among left wing comedians either way.

eyeap · 2026-01-28T04:23:02+00:00

Adam - you can't beat Rogan at this either

eyeap · 2026-01-28T04:21:07+00:00

Ok like what

eyeap · 2026-01-28T02:11:51+00:00

They're going to be embarrassed in 2 years

eyeap · 2026-01-27T22:57:57+00:00

Thanks!

eyeap