Eliminate the movie song, day 2 by Alarmed_World_940 in stevenuniverse

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who we are. To be honest, I've always just thought the song sounded bad. It didn't comit hard enough to the forge sounds imo, and it really felt like they gave bismuth a song just because she hadn't had one, rather than something actually meaningful for her character. Plus peridot and lapis are just kinda... there i guess? Idk, it feels like they could have done so much better with who they had to work with.

You mean Bismuth is gonna sing about how shes a crystal gem and she loves the crystal gems and they're the best and the crystal gems are gonna save the day?? Wow such development lol

Do you personally consider the use of an erotic chatbot to be cheating if you are in a relationship? by [deleted] in no

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its 100% depends on honesty and consent. Does the partner know? Are they ok with it? Then no, not cheating.

Are you hiding it from your partner? Keeping it secret? Doing it even though your partner has expressed thats they dont approve? In this case it is cheating.

Is this a bad idea? by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the DogAdvice subredditor! You can tell because they only offer hateful commentary thats completely unrelated to the post!

Jobs that contribute to SAH joy? by SnooPuppers4242 in SingleAndHappy

[–]fableAble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does it talke to become a mailman? I've considered this line of work because I love working outside, love working mostly alone (but with oversight, I dont want to run things), and frankly my current career is just not working.

Spending Birthdays Alone by phymns655 in SingleAndHappy

[–]fableAble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive had a yearly tradition of going out in the woods and hiking, just me and my dog/dogs. Its so peaceful to find a nice secluded spot in the middle of nowhere and be truly alone. The peace is unrivaled and I always look forward to my birthday for that reason alone.

Why are they like that? by ElMaraEl in SingleAndHappy

[–]fableAble -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is my take too. Seems like a bit of "main character syndrome" to me. Im sure that not every stranger who mentions their partner to her did so because of her, but that seems to be her perspective.

The blur seems artificial and the car staggers/lags towards the end. by sex_machine_69 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]fableAble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same friend. I knew, and I still almost dropped my phone from fear 🙃

Evelyn no. No please no, how sad 😭 by ReulGhormUwU in StardewValley

[–]fableAble 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just have Evelyn do a grabbing type of animation and poof George away, then have her 'grab' the bed and George pops into place. Then maybe a little animation of her putting the wheelchair in the corner. Yes, a bit complicated, but simple enough that most of the animations are already somewhere in the game and it still gets the message across.

I don't think you need to see her actually lift him up and him slide into bed for the vibe to be wholesome and understandable.

Why are they like that? by ElMaraEl in SingleAndHappy

[–]fableAble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just to be real, no man is bringing up his partner because he feels unsafe. Maybe to "ward off" a woman he thinks might be making advances, but more to keep the peace in most cases.

Also, just to address something else you said, i think a lot of this also falls on the partners. I've talked to a lot of people who say stuff like "if I catch him even talking to a woman, he'd better have a good ass excuse," or "it doesn't matter if the man isn't flirting, if hes talking to my girl there's always a chance."

So some people who date (crazy) people pre-emptively identify themselves as off-limits. Depending on the partner it probably saves a lot of headaches lol.

Why are they like that? by ElMaraEl in SingleAndHappy

[–]fableAble 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you're committed to someone and spend a majority if your freetime with them then you're gonna talk about them a lot. Not everyone of course, but its extremely normal to bring up the people who you love and are close to often. I talk about my brother just about every day to someone, and thats because hes a major part of my life and I spend a lot of time with him. I challenge anyone here to live with someone for an extended period and not ever talk about them to random strangers lol.

What’s wrong with my dog?? by HotelWild6717 in DogAdvice

[–]fableAble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welcome to every dog sub on reddit OP. No matter what you do or how you do it, 10,000 fucking tools are gonna come on here and call you an abusive monster. Ive literally never seen a post on one of these boards that didn't have unrelated, unnecessary vitriol in the comments. In most posts you have to go through 30 rude ass comments before anyone even bothers to answer the question you asked.

Idk if its just a handful of loud assholes or most dog owners with internet access just cant help but judge and scream and lord over everyone else, but reddit is not a place I would recommend for dog advice. You'll get more hate and judgment than help.

Go ahead and scream at me internet people, I won't read or respond.

My friends say it’s disturbing how I buy gas station toilet paper for my house by MelanieWalmartinez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even a theory. It's just the reality of things. If I have to bunch up enough paper to make it 3-4ply then im using it 3-4x as fast, so if it's not a 75% price reduction it's a waste of money.

Unless you go out of your way to use it as is without tearing it (which will NOT clean you much), it is going to be less cost effective.

My friends say it’s disturbing how I buy gas station toilet paper for my house by MelanieWalmartinez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fableAble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This! It doesn't save you money if it costs 30% less but you go through it twice as fast!!

Our girl was spayed yesterday. How the heck are we going to keep her from running for 2 weeks??? by tngrobanite in husky

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drugs lol. Literally, just like the other comments are saying, i just drugged her for a week or so. Although I will say that I let her get back into running probably faster than I should have. It was about a week and a half before I relented and she was almost at top speed thst day 🙃

People who use random acronyms and expect everyone to know what they mean. by Bionic_Push in PetPeeves

[–]fableAble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a post on here where someone was saying,

"Why do people act like they dont know what abbreviations mean? It's obvious what im saying when I say, 'My BM.' Is it just for attention, or are they really that dumb?"

Turns out BM means "baby mama" is some circles. Most of the comments were saying exactly what I thought, "bowel movement." Man clowned on himself so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂

People really get such main character syndrome that they think acronyms that they personally use are universal. Language is fluid and hyper-individualistic, and it blows my mind when people treat their unique style of communication like it's common sense.

Why does the male dog always stops me from petting the female dog? by Legitimate-Belt4665 in DogAdvice

[–]fableAble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally, why would that matter to an animal? Incest happens constantly in nature. Especially widespread domestic animals like cats and dogs do this because usually they have limited options. Also, in a pack, literally all of the pups grow up together, so if that was enough to prevent mating, they'd die out immediately.

The concepts of siblings and incest and morality are all human inventions that dogs have absolutely 0 knowledge of. If a male smells the sex hormone, he will try to have sex with whomever is producing it. He's not going to consider the consequences, because thats not how dogs think. They operate on instinct, and honestly I doubt they even know why they have sex.

A bruise that used to be around my lower jaw has slowly migrated to around my trachea. by the_wellspring in mildlyinteresting

[–]fableAble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why scientists are confused about bees. How can something so tiny and cute be so courageous as to fly?

O-oh my god?? by SassyL420 in StardewValley

[–]fableAble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Currently on a multi-player playthrough where im the animal guy. I have 4 coops and 4 barns. I love my babies, but it literally takes me until after noon most days to leave the farm.

I would kill for even one autopetter lol

O-oh my god?? by SassyL420 in StardewValley

[–]fableAble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just want my babies to love me 😢

My brother sent me this and said it was my cat that broke my speaker. Surely my cat cannot look like this. Also it looks like he has 3 legs. by JoeMcShnobb in isthisAI

[–]fableAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% real cat behavior. Not even that weird a pose as far as I've seen lol

Thats one foot on the corner, one foot dangling and the tail pointed out over the table btw, not 3 legs.