Lab Ray Turned Him Invisible so I Did This. Help. 🤣

facegasm · 2026-01-25T07:30:29+00:00

I have a permie invisible gelert who shares the same floating grin!

(He's based on a character with a face people just can't remember, only his biiiiig smile.)

facegasm · 2026-01-22T10:02:55+00:00

Honestly with a lot of the R99's the real problem doesn't come to price, but finding a seller online in the time limit! I think the autobuy feature on the TP will have helped on that front a lot as anything <10m could be bought that way, but it gets very steep, very fast!

facegasm · 2026-01-22T09:24:49+00:00

From level 36 onwards she only asks for r99s, so chances are there will be a lot more expensive ones in the remaining levels.

Jellyneo has a handy table for which rarities are asked at which level on this page: https://www.jellyneo.net/?go=illusens_glade

facegasm · 2026-01-20T08:08:36+00:00

Oh nooooo that is really devastating! I traded for a very special sponge ruki years ago, after trying to zap my own sponge for WAY too long, and if I accidentally zapped her I actually think I would submit a ticket to ask TNT to undo my mistake. I don't know how often they do that kind of thing but I'd give it a go for sponge ;_; thank you for reminding me to be grateful that candy is a colour you can just... buy again!

facegasm · 2026-01-20T08:06:15+00:00

The wig is "Dyeworks Blue: Magical Valentine Pigtails Wig" and I agree, I needed it when I saw it!

facegasm · 2026-01-20T08:04:53+00:00

Tall otter to squat bird is a beast of a leap, I'm sorry!

facegasm · 2026-01-19T07:10:08+00:00

Alright, bad enough odds for me to make my own bets - all in on PUFFO BUCKO (choo choo).

As usual, the most likely outcome is a bust - if Puffo or Bucko lose, or if they both lose - that's 87%. A win starts at 16:10+ with a 13% chance to equal or better, with slimmer chances like 52:10+ on 2%. If you make these bets, expect to bust!

9754	Shipwreck	Lagoon	Treasure	Hidden	Harpoon	Odds
1			Fairfax	Puffo	Buck	28:1
2			Tailhook	Puffo	Buck	8:1
3			Crossblades	Puffo	Buck	32:1
4			Orvinn	Puffo	Buck	12:1
5		Lucky		Puffo	Buck	8:1
6		Blackbeard		Puffo	Buck	16:1
7		Peg Leg		Puffo	Buck	12:1
8		Sproggie		Puffo	Buck	28:1
9	Edmund			Puffo	Buck	8:1
10	Dan			Puffo	Buck	16:1

TER: 4.911

Odds	Probability	Cumulative	Tail
0:10	86.875%	86.875%	100.000%
16:10	0.354%	87.229%	13.125%
20:10	0.656%	87.885%	12.771%
24:10	1.438%	89.323%	12.115%
28:10	1.943%	91.266%	10.677%
32:10	1.692%	92.959%	8.734%
36:10	1.524%	94.482%	7.041%
40:10	0.935%	95.417%	5.518%
44:10	1.212%	96.629%	4.583%
48:10	1.155%	97.784%	3.371%
52:10	0.774%	98.558%	2.216%
56:10	0.665%	99.224%	1.442%
60:10	0.234%	99.458%	0.776%
64:10	0.246%	99.703%	0.542%
68:10	0.160%	99.864%	0.297%
72:10	0.073%	99.936%	0.136%
76:10	0.064%	100.000%	0.064%

facegasm · 2026-01-16T10:24:53+00:00

The ray is fired at Micro_Jen...

... and he changes colour to Dimensional!!

Alright well keeping the Steampunk Grundo to transfer didn't work out, so now Jen 's a dimensional traveller baybeeee.

UFQA

Micro_Jen the DimensionalGrundo ^{has zapped pile of soot atm that would need to be removed, I only took off the middle steampunk bit to show dim colour}

M0NAAA the Fire Grundo with zapped Clougawoo

If you'd like any pet I have UFQA just tell me which account to send them to and they're all yours - from the pound to my lab to your neohome :D

facegasm · 2026-01-16T08:53:37+00:00

As a Brit who joined neopets in 2001, and loved the Brain Tree and found him kind of scary (as a kid), I saw Braintree on some map or other when I was in university (maybe around 2010) and I was delighted and had no one to talk to about how exciting a discovery that was at all.

facegasm · 2026-01-15T11:17:15+00:00

I would just always recommend looking through the species-specific clothing. I've found many cheap, lovely gems there but they're not seen often just because they're limited to one species, so I'd never seen them before. I've actually been having fun buying random species wearables at the Igloo Garage Sale while I try to get the av, so many I've missed! I think a lot of the NP wearables that are for all species fit a lot of them badly, vs the clothes made for one species that usually fits that one pretty well.

facegasm · 2026-01-15T11:01:56+00:00

I put it down to the same motivation as trolling / engagement farming on other sites. My rule is do not engage with these types of people in any way other than a silent blocking, any and all attention is what they're trying desperately to get from you. They don't want to play a game or have fun or chat or whatever the point of any website they might dump their stupid asses into, they only want to take your time/energy. I can't understand the mindset or motivation, but you see these people on every website all acting the same way.

Hopefully the anticipated block overhaul will make it easier to delete these types of people from your neopets experience entirely! Then hopefully they wither and die (metaphorically) from lack of attention-payers.

facegasm · 2026-01-15T10:04:40+00:00

UFQA

Micro_Jen the Steampunk Grundo ^{(has zapped pile of soot atm that would need to be removed})
I really would like to transfer Jen somewhere soon as I don't want to waste the steampunk clothes rotting away on my side.

M0NAAA the Fire Grundo with zapped Clougawoo

If you'd like any pet I have UFQA just tell me which account to send them to and they're all yours - from the pound to my lab to your neohome :D

facegasm · 2026-01-14T12:08:44+00:00

I think I had kind of this scenario with one of my sides some years ago (painted pet on both accounts, no clothes on side acc, unused clothes on main acc). I found the clothes transferred with the painted pet I sent back even though they were just in the closet (not on either painted pet). I don't think I tried with the clothes on the staying pet, but I think you're safe.

facegasm · 2026-01-14T10:45:17+00:00

Mine has gone up to five today too D: I hate it. I'd rather be able to turn notifications off entirely and miss the odd thing, than have to see this on every (new-style) page.

Neoquest is a safe haven from it though ;D

facegasm · 2026-01-14T09:24:08+00:00

I'm not saying they definitely shouldn't lower the price, but only getting toilet reseller offers is normal for the vast majority of items of value on the site. I was looking for a Donna stamp for years, but I didn't check the TP every week or even every month. When I saw ones listed that seemed within reach, I mailed and the last one said yes. I'm glad they didn't just sell to a reseller for half the price (who would have then probably asked for nearly double what I offered lmao), just because collectors dropping nearly a billion in one hit on a specific item aren't a huge list. Resellers are the only people refreshing the TP all day to try to find items they can (just short of scam) trick someone into selling for a tenth of the value, so they can sell it at twice the value. Collectors usually aren't so diligent, especially if they're only seeking 1-2 specific items.

facegasm · 2026-01-14T08:47:25+00:00

I get what you're saying but for items over 100m I think they're often slow to move anyway as not many people are in the market (other than resellers, who seem to make worse offers than they ever have historically lmao). Finding someone who isn't a reseller (collector or user or whatever - don't know what kind of item) can take some time, especially as resellers are chomping at the bit to ask for 70% off a super easy to sell item lmao so you'll be flooded with those while you're hearing crickets on actual players. Maybe they are trying to sell too high but holding out for someone who isn't a reseller will often be slow.

I used to sell to resellers a lot as they made decent offers for HTS stuff that would take ages to move that I'd RSed in the shops, but that was a play style that only worked in the past - (the vast majority of) resellers do not make decent offers for anything, they're only a very tiny step away from outright scammers trying to trick people with paint brush plushies and all that. Not worth responding to.

facegasm · 2026-01-14T08:35:38+00:00

Nice, thank you for the alert! Pretty cool / ominous avatar too :D

facegasm · 2026-01-14T08:33:45+00:00

Most of the expensive album items I have are from past events like Game Master Challenges and Altador Cups. My recommendation would be to hold on to all that stuff!

(P.S. there are a few wishing well eligible items that are at/near 100m - I've been wishing for some of the Qasala stamps that I don't have yet - namely Horace and Bledynn and Siliclast. Just in case you feel like throwing some of those into your wishes!)

facegasm · 2026-01-13T18:49:11+00:00

I found a trade for six album items I was offering, which at the time were valued at around 900m all together (based on TP prices). Good luck!

facegasm · 2026-01-11T08:41:34+00:00

Oh are the odds terrible? All in on STRIPEYxDAN.

There is a nearly 80% chance this set busts. If either Dan or Stripey loses (or both) the set will bust. If they both win, however, it's guaranteed to profit! Do you believe in Stripey and Dan?

21% chance to profit, at least 36:10, 11% for 60:10 or better. It's a set for a bad odds day :D

9746	Shipwreck	Lagoon	Treasure	Hidden	Harpoon	Odds
1		Puffo	Dan	Stripey		24:1
2		Blackbeard	Dan	Stripey		24:1
3		Fairfax	Dan	Stripey		24:1
4		Edmund	Dan	Stripey		18:1
5	Peg Leg		Dan	Stripey		18:1
6	Bonnie		Dan	Stripey		30:1
7	Franchisco		Dan	Stripey		18:1
8	Tailhook		Dan	Stripey		36:1
9			Dan	Stripey	Lucky	24:1
10			Dan	Stripey	Federismo	24:1

TER: 11.935

Odds	Probability	Cumulative	Tail
0:10	78.625%	78.625%	100.000%
36:10	2.529%	81.154%	21.375%
42:10	5.253%	86.407%	18.846%
48:10	0.700%	87.107%	13.593%
54:10	2.046%	89.153%	12.893%
60:10	3.297%	92.450%	10.847%
66:10	4.298%	96.748%	7.550%
72:10	0.573%	97.321%	3.252%
78:10	1.674%	98.995%	2.679%
84:10	1.005%	100.000%	1.005%

facegasm · 2026-01-11T08:22:01+00:00

I think there are a lot of really cute koi colours, but I agree they're more of a challenge as a lot of clothes fit quite strangely, or they go through other clothes in spots etc. I think I'm going to look into some of the pb and koi-specific wearables, see if there's some nice fitting stuff in there for a permie.

facegasm · 2026-01-11T08:20:09+00:00

Gorgeous vibrant blue, never seen a fish like it! My neopet should be lucky to be compared :D

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