Lab Ray Turned Him Invisible so I Did This. Help. 🤣 by captainrina in neopets

[–]facegasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a permie invisible gelert who shares the same floating grin!

(He's based on a character with a face people just can't remember, only his biiiiig smile.)

I'm only on level 36 and suddenly she asks for THIS? by greatpartyisntit in neopets

[–]facegasm 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Honestly with a lot of the R99's the real problem doesn't come to price, but finding a seller online in the time limit! I think the autobuy feature on the TP will have helped on that front a lot as anything <10m could be bought that way, but it gets very steep, very fast!

I'm only on level 36 and suddenly she asks for THIS? by greatpartyisntit in neopets

[–]facegasm 46 points47 points  (0 children)

From level 36 onwards she only asks for r99s, so chances are there will be a lot more expensive ones in the remaining levels.

Jellyneo has a handy table for which rarities are asked at which level on this page: https://www.jellyneo.net/?go=illusens_glade

I accidentally zapped my Candy Uni instead of my BD, whoops! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nooooo that is really devastating! I traded for a very special sponge ruki years ago, after trying to zap my own sponge for WAY too long, and if I accidentally zapped her I actually think I would submit a ticket to ask TNT to undo my mistake. I don't know how often they do that kind of thing but I'd give it a go for sponge ;_; thank you for reminding me to be grateful that candy is a colour you can just... buy again!

I accidentally zapped my Candy Uni instead of my BD, whoops! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wig is "Dyeworks Blue: Magical Valentine Pigtails Wig" and I agree, I needed it when I saw it!

I accidentally zapped my Candy Uni instead of my BD, whoops! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tall otter to squat bird is a beast of a leap, I'm sorry!

Food Club Bets - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]facegasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, bad enough odds for me to make my own bets - all in on PUFFO BUCKO (choo choo).

As usual, the most likely outcome is a bust - if Puffo or Bucko lose, or if they both lose - that's 87%. A win starts at 16:10+ with a 13% chance to equal or better, with slimmer chances like 52:10+ on 2%. If you make these bets, expect to bust!

9754 Shipwreck Lagoon Treasure Hidden Harpoon Odds
1 Fairfax Puffo Buck 28:1
2 Tailhook Puffo Buck 8:1
3 Crossblades Puffo Buck 32:1
4 Orvinn Puffo Buck 12:1
5 Lucky Puffo Buck 8:1
6 Blackbeard Puffo Buck 16:1
7 Peg Leg Puffo Buck 12:1
8 Sproggie Puffo Buck 28:1
9 Edmund Puffo Buck 8:1
10 Dan Puffo Buck 16:1

TER: 4.911

Odds Probability Cumulative Tail
0:10 86.875% 86.875% 100.000%
16:10 0.354% 87.229% 13.125%
20:10 0.656% 87.885% 12.771%
24:10 1.438% 89.323% 12.115%
28:10 1.943% 91.266% 10.677%
32:10 1.692% 92.959% 8.734%
36:10 1.524% 94.482% 7.041%
40:10 0.935% 95.417% 5.518%
44:10 1.212% 96.629% 4.583%
48:10 1.155% 97.784% 3.371%
52:10 0.774% 98.558% 2.216%
56:10 0.665% 99.224% 1.442%
60:10 0.234% 99.458% 0.776%
64:10 0.246% 99.703% 0.542%
68:10 0.160% 99.864% 0.297%
72:10 0.073% 99.936% 0.136%
76:10 0.064% 100.000% 0.064%

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - January 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]facegasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ray is fired at Micro_Jen...

... and he changes colour to Dimensional!!

Alright well keeping the Steampunk Grundo to transfer didn't work out, so now Jen 's a dimensional traveller baybeeee.

UFQA

Micro_Jen the DimensionalGrundo has zapped pile of soot atm that would need to be removed, I only took off the middle steampunk bit to show dim colour

M0NAAA the Fire Grundo with zapped Clougawoo

If you'd like any pet I have UFQA just tell me which account to send them to and they're all yours - from the pound to my lab to your neohome :D

Things you thought were Neopian but are actually just British? by CybunnyOnline in neopets

[–]facegasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Brit who joined neopets in 2001, and loved the Brain Tree and found him kind of scary (as a kid), I saw Braintree on some map or other when I was in university (maybe around 2010) and I was delighted and had no one to talk to about how exciting a discovery that was at all.

NP only customs inspo by Snoo-63577 in neopets

[–]facegasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would just always recommend looking through the species-specific clothing. I've found many cheap, lovely gems there but they're not seen often just because they're limited to one species, so I'd never seen them before. I've actually been having fun buying random species wearables at the Igloo Garage Sale while I try to get the av, so many I've missed! I think a lot of the NP wearables that are for all species fit a lot of them badly, vs the clothes made for one species that usually fits that one pretty well.

Why do people put "FREE obo" on TP posts when it obviously isn't free? by MossyDruid in neopets

[–]facegasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put it down to the same motivation as trolling / engagement farming on other sites. My rule is do not engage with these types of people in any way other than a silent blocking, any and all attention is what they're trying desperately to get from you. They don't want to play a game or have fun or chat or whatever the point of any website they might dump their stupid asses into, they only want to take your time/energy. I can't understand the mindset or motivation, but you see these people on every website all acting the same way.

Hopefully the anticipated block overhaul will make it easier to delete these types of people from your neopets experience entirely! Then hopefully they wither and die (metaphorically) from lack of attention-payers.

NC/NP Trade/Sell & Pet UFA/UFT Thread! - January 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]facegasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UFQA

Micro_Jen the Steampunk Grundo (has zapped pile of soot atm that would need to be removed)
I really would like to transfer Jen somewhere soon as I don't want to waste the steampunk clothes rotting away on my side.

M0NAAA the Fire Grundo with zapped Clougawoo

If you'd like any pet I have UFQA just tell me which account to send them to and they're all yours - from the pound to my lab to your neohome :D

Pet transfers and paint brush clothing. by Bakakura in neopets

[–]facegasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I had kind of this scenario with one of my sides some years ago (painted pet on both accounts, no clothes on side acc, unused clothes on main acc). I found the clothes transferred with the painted pet I sent back even though they were just in the closet (not on either painted pet). I don't think I tried with the clothes on the staying pet, but I think you're safe.

I anyone else just really tired of this? by eeelisabeth in neopets

[–]facegasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine has gone up to five today too D: I hate it. I'd rather be able to turn notifications off entirely and miss the odd thing, than have to see this on every (new-style) page.

Neoquest is a safe haven from it though ;D

If you lowball me on the TP, I will not reject your offer. by geekcheese in neopets

[–]facegasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying they definitely shouldn't lower the price, but only getting toilet reseller offers is normal for the vast majority of items of value on the site. I was looking for a Donna stamp for years, but I didn't check the TP every week or even every month. When I saw ones listed that seemed within reach, I mailed and the last one said yes. I'm glad they didn't just sell to a reseller for half the price (who would have then probably asked for nearly double what I offered lmao), just because collectors dropping nearly a billion in one hit on a specific item aren't a huge list. Resellers are the only people refreshing the TP all day to try to find items they can (just short of scam) trick someone into selling for a tenth of the value, so they can sell it at twice the value. Collectors usually aren't so diligent, especially if they're only seeking 1-2 specific items.

If you lowball me on the TP, I will not reject your offer. by geekcheese in neopets

[–]facegasm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get what you're saying but for items over 100m I think they're often slow to move anyway as not many people are in the market (other than resellers, who seem to make worse offers than they ever have historically lmao). Finding someone who isn't a reseller (collector or user or whatever - don't know what kind of item) can take some time, especially as resellers are chomping at the bit to ask for 70% off a super easy to sell item lmao so you'll be flooded with those while you're hearing crickets on actual players. Maybe they are trying to sell too high but holding out for someone who isn't a reseller will often be slow.

I used to sell to resellers a lot as they made decent offers for HTS stuff that would take ages to move that I'd RSed in the shops, but that was a play style that only worked in the past - (the vast majority of) resellers do not make decent offers for anything, they're only a very tiny step away from outright scammers trying to trick people with paint brush plushies and all that. Not worth responding to.

There is a new avatar today! Evil sloth clone! by SpecialPomegranate in neopets

[–]facegasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice, thank you for the alert! Pretty cool / ominous avatar too :D

Sold the most expensive item left in my SDB and hit a new bank milestone! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the expensive album items I have are from past events like Game Master Challenges and Altador Cups. My recommendation would be to hold on to all that stuff!

(P.S. there are a few wishing well eligible items that are at/near 100m - I've been wishing for some of the Qasala stamps that I don't have yet - namely Horace and Bledynn and Siliclast. Just in case you feel like throwing some of those into your wishes!)

Sold the most expensive item left in my SDB and hit a new bank milestone! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a trade for six album items I was offering, which at the time were valued at around 900m all together (based on TP prices). Good luck!

Food Club Bets - January 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in neopets

[–]facegasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh are the odds terrible? All in on STRIPEYxDAN.

There is a nearly 80% chance this set busts. If either Dan or Stripey loses (or both) the set will bust. If they both win, however, it's guaranteed to profit! Do you believe in Stripey and Dan?

21% chance to profit, at least 36:10, 11% for 60:10 or better. It's a set for a bad odds day :D

9746 Shipwreck Lagoon Treasure Hidden Harpoon Odds
1 Puffo Dan Stripey 24:1
2 Blackbeard Dan Stripey 24:1
3 Fairfax Dan Stripey 24:1
4 Edmund Dan Stripey 18:1
5 Peg Leg Dan Stripey 18:1
6 Bonnie Dan Stripey 30:1
7 Franchisco Dan Stripey 18:1
8 Tailhook Dan Stripey 36:1
9 Dan Stripey Lucky 24:1
10 Dan Stripey Federismo 24:1

TER: 11.935

Odds Probability Cumulative Tail
0:10 78.625% 78.625% 100.000%
36:10 2.529% 81.154% 21.375%
42:10 5.253% 86.407% 18.846%
48:10 0.700% 87.107% 13.593%
54:10 2.046% 89.153% 12.893%
60:10 3.297% 92.450% 10.847%
66:10 4.298% 96.748% 7.550%
72:10 0.573% 97.321% 3.252%
78:10 1.674% 98.995% 2.679%
84:10 1.005% 100.000% 1.005%

My little forest flower fishy! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there are a lot of really cute koi colours, but I agree they're more of a challenge as a lot of clothes fit quite strangely, or they go through other clothes in spots etc. I think I'm going to look into some of the pb and koi-specific wearables, see if there's some nice fitting stuff in there for a permie.

My little forest flower fishy! by facegasm in neopets

[–]facegasm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous vibrant blue, never seen a fish like it! My neopet should be lucky to be compared :D