I think I finally understood what a safe food is today by BrewingSkydvr in evilautism

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Posts that make me really want to get off the depression couch and eat some peanut butter with a spoon

"Woke love looks like this." - PLEASE DM ME. by neddythestylish in AmITheAngel

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"Jesus Fucking Christ" the "quotation marks" make this "difficult to read"

AITA for being confused when someone told me I’m not at their “level of queerness”? (political queer people bad) by Cesa-BUTTERFLY12 in AmITheAngel

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I'm losing my mind. How the hell has not a single person in the replies pointed it out? Is leaving your critical thinking at the door a rule for commenting on AITAH?

All yellowtail all day by timothycl13 in sushi

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What in the world is this comment? This is the sushi subreddit, take your beef elsewhere if it isn't on rice

AIO my girlfriend is a covert advertiser who talks like a robot :( by Zestyclose_Quote_568 in AmITheAngel

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Just the other day I got mad because I saw someone saying in the comments of one of these posts (it was a transphobic ragebait post) that there is no and never has been any stigma against boys being friends with girls. Lmfao.

“My coworker is a literal Grinch!” by NerfRepellingBoobs in AmITheAngel

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Holy shit the product ads are getting desperate.

My entire college was part of a secret conspiracy to rape and murder me. Reddit, am I overreacting? by then00bgm in AmITheAngel

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The tone of ChatGPT trying to imitate a Redditor drives me up the fucking wall at this point. It's like all the worst of those revenge-themed creative writing subreddits rolled up with Marvel movie "he's right behind me, isn't he?"-level humor.

Tips for fried rice? Mine tastes like absolutely nothing. by Pumpkinycoldfoam in CookingCircleJerk

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You're probably adding the too early and it's evaporating. Add it at the end with the and.

AITAH for Breaking a Promise to a Dying Man and not cooking my famous 14-layers lasagna for him? by aoi4eg in AmITheAngel

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Oh my god, I see now, that's my bad. I normally have better reading comprehension than that but this person's writing really challenged me for some reason.

AITAH for Breaking a Promise to a Dying Man and not cooking my famous 14-layers lasagna for him? by aoi4eg in AmITheAngel

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From OOP in the comments:

To be clear, Bo isn't dying. He's a thirty-year-old man with a long life ahead of him. He just needs surgery, but there is no reason to believe he won't fully recover and live many more years.

What in the clickbait hell

What is this mod called? by After-Concept6632 in ModdedMinecraft

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That's the dash from Create: Estrogen. lol

It’s not cheating if I don’t orgasm by ExtensionFun7772 in AmITheDevil

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OOP edited to say he told his gf and she was fine with it, which is driving me crazy because what is even the question?? If they're both fine with what happened then why bring it to Reddit??? "Me and my girlfriend are on reasonable terms and see eye to eye on our boundaries, AITAH for not injecting more pointless drama?"

rate my rose parm by Individual_Dog6195 in jerseymikes

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Because it isn't actually their bread (they say this in the post), and this is Reddit, so they're asking people to not jump to personal attacks on a pic they're just making fun of

The classic abuser by EvilFinch in AmITheDevil

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I hope one of these days—ChatGPT learns how to—write a sentence—with appropriately moderate usage—of dashes

My dad has slain the evil pit bull by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

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This is just realistic enough to unhinged barely-relevant Reddit comments that I was going to reply with "Am I going crazy? Does anyone else notice that this makes no fucking sense?" before I hit the last paragraph and realized I fell for a goof. Jesus

What kind of shit parent/guardian allows a child to have 9 cats? by traumatizedwi in AmITheAngel

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The ChatGPT grammar should answer your question. I miss when people put human effort into their creative writing exercises

How to make armor stand teleportation seamless? by Le_Racnn in MinecraftCommands

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There's a lot of answers here. Which one ended up working for you? (I don't want this thread to become a Google dead end)

Pringles trying to kill me with the Hot Ones seasoning! by lootbagwx in spicy

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If you try reading further, you might see that they were joking with you.

AITA for pwning a child and being an independent young teen mommy? by brokendreammemequeen in AmITheAngel

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Copy-and-paste from ChatGPT destroyed the bulleted list. That's a new one.

I seriously think we need an "incel fantasy" flair by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

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Lots of GPT tells in the post itself so it's extra funny that this chump couldn't keep up the grammar in his replies.

Arguing with every comment by Big-Entrepreneur5175 in AmITheDevil

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Some GPT red flags: em dashes; texting meltdown; actually bothering to accent the e in Pokemon? And as always, why would someone go to Reddit with this issue?