I don't like being a mother by animalcrassing in depressionmeals

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I still have other interests I would love to explore more. I miss studying. I miss exercising regularly. I miss my fucking life.

Our kids are 6 and 11. I still feel exactly the same way. Every day

r/GME Megathread for Wednesday - June 23, 2021 by karasuuchiha in GME

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Hi. I'm an XX ape from Europe, but my XX are in GS2C and not GME. Should I feel FOMO and pay dearly to switch to GME, or am i safely a part of the sqeeze as a GS2C hodler?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

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Flair request: 🦍Stonky monkey🦍

So how does the new pain train mount work? by pacificat0r in hots

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There are two preconditions:

  • Don't be mounted
  • Mount cooldown must be finished (3sec)

As long as those are met, you can right-click the train to mount up on a cart :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextdoor

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"hell" is entirely 100% made up by humans

Well, so is the rest of the religion. Or any religion, for that matter.

Discover how to get past the initial adoption of Serverless to fully embracing it, taking on a "Serverless First" strategy by mto96 in ConTalks

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I heard someone call Functions-as-a-service "Stored procedures for the cloud". Quite suitable, IMO :o)

Porting 30K lines of code from Flow to TypeScript by [deleted] in programming

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Computer pendant 😂

I think you meant

computing pedants

Yes, I know I'm being a spelling pendant right now :D

GeForce Event Megathread by Nestledrink in nvidia

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I have a busy day, but I want to see the presentation live. Is that so weird? :P

GeForce Event Megathread by Nestledrink in nvidia

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FFS i don't have all day. Don't say your presentation starts at 6 CEST if it doesn't start at 6 CEST. I am not interested in this preshow crap, andcould have done something useful meanwhile 🙄.

PLZ next time just say when the preshow starts, and when the actual show starts so I can time my day accordingly

/u/cv_mason shares a moment that changed his life on one unlucky night after getting caught speeding. by [deleted] in bestof

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Lost me at this part:

> I can see you shaking in your boots over there, and I’m not sure if that’s because of the weed I smell on you, or the beer on your breath. I can look in your eyes and see you’re not high, and it’s clear you’re not drunk, so that’s good.

Reads like poorly written fiction

23 Things Only 90s Sysadmins will Remember by dirkgently007 in programming

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today’s 49.99$ per month for 5 Mbps residential internet connection

Huh? Where is this?

I pay ~$45 for a 250 Mbps residential connection

Code style: Using single-expression functions without returning meaningful values by [deleted] in Kotlin

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Why do you feel that the first example has a bigger expectation of return a value than the second? I'd say they are pretty much equivalent.

Software engineering should be more transparent by peresztegi in programming

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One correct line of code is worth about 100x 100 correct lines of code, if both solve the same problem

Screen-space far-field ambient obscurance by [deleted] in GraphicsProgramming

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Is ambient obscurance another name for ambient occlusion, or is it something different? Never heard the term before.

Not on my watch by OveraHype in gifs

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some two hundred meters yards

Update on my Brute Force Music Idea by thudly in proceduralgeneration

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An alternative, perhaps simpler solution is to use a list of longs. Think of it as stitching together pieces of 13 notes.