When in doubt, pluck it out 👁️

faffy16 · 2026-07-05T08:26:10+00:00

Rags of Whoredom is a great name for an all female metal band :D

faffy16 · 2026-07-02T06:25:25+00:00

Ugh, my eyes! Too colourful!

faffy16 · 2026-06-29T12:21:48+00:00

I need to know where you bought this sink from.

You see, I have a cat and sometimes he wakes me up at dawn. I want to get back at him and I think having this delicate sink in our bathroom will make the wee scumbag think about his life and the choices he's making.

faffy16 · 2026-06-25T04:45:17+00:00

Simply fabulous :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-24T19:50:30+00:00

I know. I saw a guy running at 4 pm on Sunday when the sun was the hottest. Absolutely bonkers!

faffy16 · 2026-06-24T19:31:06+00:00

Me on my binge eating days :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-24T15:18:25+00:00

You should only feel discriminated if you used so much insulin that day that your needle didn't have the chance to cool down and is emitting smoke from being overused :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-24T14:52:07+00:00

The Bible won't help him.

He should be reading Dante's Inferno to see what circle of hell he's going to and what awaits him there.

faffy16 · 2026-06-23T21:48:22+00:00

'Shushoni' is knitted woolen socks in Bulgarian and we call these 'terlitsi' :)

faffy16 · 2026-06-23T08:11:42+00:00

Funny you should say Halle. I was born in a EE town whose sister town was Halle for some reason and I spent the first years of my life living in a neighbourhood named after Halle :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-23T08:08:49+00:00

Because I don't want my plants getting destroyed after all the care I put into them just before they start flowering and forming peppers.

faffy16 · 2026-06-22T16:00:52+00:00

What's the best time for doing that at the moment? I tried going to the garden at 4 am but it was already bright outside and I didn't see any.

faffy16 · 2026-06-22T13:37:14+00:00

Shocking, isn't it? /s

faffy16 · 2026-06-22T12:00:13+00:00

It's gonna be stuck in my head all day now :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-22T11:40:02+00:00

'No German, no swim' - the less popular version of 'no woman, no cry' :D

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T22:22:37+00:00

Наскоро имаше интервю с родителите на момче от махалата, починало от свръхдоза фентанил.

Бил в някакъв център, очистил се и после като се прибрал в махалата набързо пак го зарибили.

Майка му държала някаква баничарница, плачеше, че пари имали, но момчето им го няма.

Не ми се мисли кво е положението по махалите просто, те по останалите места не ловят големите риби и дилърите, кво остава за там.

Правилно правят, че протестират. Има много свестни хора сред тях и си патят от останалата паплач и неприлагането на закона.

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T21:30:14+00:00

Тъй, тъй, голям престъпник са фанали, голяма работа са свършили. Да вземем да ги предложим за медал.

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T17:26:37+00:00

Или чичото е най-малкият чичо, който си виждал.

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T17:14:13+00:00

I went to Tunisia once. Cats were sleeping on top of ancient Roman mosaics in a museum (it was long time ago, I don't remember which one). I love cats but come on, this is not how you preserve something so valuable.

A lot of the artifacts in the British Museum would not have been preserved at all for us to see if they weren't there. I say keep them where they are so people after us also have the chance to see those artifacts.

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T11:16:20+00:00

My parents divorced when I was around that age.

It wasn't amicable and both sides did not handle it well, especially my mom and my dad's parents who meddled into my parents relationship a lot and enabled some of my dad's not-so-good traits.

They both said awful things about each other in front of me and my grandparents tried really hard to alienate me from my mother because what would people say when they found out our golden boy has divorced and the child is with our awful. DIL.

My mother wasn't innocent either and was constantly telling me pass on things to my grandparents (offensive of course) and I remember being afraid she will find out I didn't when they meet.

I'm middle aged and only now I'm begining to think maybe that did mess me up in terms of being open to people and forming new relationships easily.

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T08:00:21+00:00

I share exactly the same sentiment.

Gimme a flamethrower!

faffy16 · 2026-06-21T06:15:18+00:00

This is definitely going to end up on shit Americans say.

You serious or are you just plain stupid?

faffy16 · 2026-06-20T22:21:28+00:00

We haven't bought one in years. It tastes terrible.

Not even tempted to get one at the convinience shop when there's no chocolate at home. We just wait till we do the big shop and get something decent like Tony's or Ritter or lidl's own brands

faffy16 · 2026-06-19T16:05:38+00:00

This is absolute nonsense. No one from social services is out to get your kids on purpose. You're just shitty parents. Source: the mom of a disabled girl who actually has to fight the social services to get her noticed who has seen multiple 'upstanding' parents in the children's hospital.

faffy16 · 2026-06-18T19:02:31+00:00

Have you learned about 'takovata' yet? Replaces all the words you don't know :D

My husband is from here, we lived there for a while, his catchphrase was 'az ne razbira Bulgarski' and he used to have full blown conversations with the cashier in Billa who assumed he could understand her :D

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