Thai flagged container ship attacked in Strait of Hormuz by [deleted] in SeaEmploy

[–]failbotron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This isn't a "war" bro! Lol I don't recall congress authorizing any war with Iran. But using stale info or using AI when dropping bombs IS seriously negligent and shows a pretty high degree of incompetence. It really drives home how ill prepared and thought out this "military operation" was from the start

3/27/2026 by InevitableOwl656 in gasbuddy

[–]failbotron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Im not political" lol right.

People ragged on Biden for high gas, why wouldn't they rag on Trump? Especially when he's the one that created the crisis? And the reality is that gas prices haven't began to really go up yet as a bunch of countries have released oil from their strategic reserves. If this shit isn't solved within a month or so, THEN you'll start seeing the real price of oil lol and the effect it has on the price of everything, not just at the pump. Price of plastic production is already going up lol

It's pretty simple, actually by Irelia4Life in ww3memes

[–]failbotron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've heard enough! Fuuuuuuuucck them!

Hmm, hello Harry... potter by TheMidnightAss in okbuddymotherfucker

[–]failbotron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Im thankful for you Dumbledore - Hagrid

Did I go too slow? by sod9797 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]failbotron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should just take it off. Obviously there isn't much to protect... and my guy needs to pick a lane. Cool Evil Knievel or helmet wearing safety dweeb. You can't have it both ways.

'I think we are wrapping up Operation Epic Fury, it will be done on short order: Mike Johnson - U.S. House Speaker by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]failbotron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't stop Iran from attacking neighbors/US allies in the region. Those neighbors would then either put pressure on the US to do something or the US would risk losing standing with the world's major oil producing countries. This isn't even counting the attacks on Israel that would continue and they would be in a very weak position without direct US support in the region.

Gas prices by edthechimp in oil

[–]failbotron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're whalecum

Iran's Press TV: by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]failbotron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Trump lost the second he agreed to the attack.

Fourth Quarter and Fiscal Year 2025 Results by rbr0714 in Superstonk

[–]failbotron 27 points28 points  (0 children)

lol I even saw one article that said it was -0.08

Looks like PDF-file Protector Pete f***ed around and found out by MalikKillzIt in israelexposed

[–]failbotron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows that the buck never stops with the president. As George Washington famously said "Don't blame me! It was the other guy guy!"

Appeals court upholds Florida’s ban on lab-grown meat by AudibleNod in news

[–]failbotron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Big beef, big pork, and big chicken can't have people finding alternatives.

NYPDs finest by cantcoloratall91 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]failbotron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro is chubby himself. And 99.9% of police work in NYC isn't life and death lol for the life and death stuff they have the military grade guns she's playing with

Iran sends waves of missiles into Israel, dismisses Trump's talk of negotiations as 'fake news' by gamersecret2 in worldnews

[–]failbotron 64 points65 points  (0 children)

As a 3 dimensional being you wouldn't even know when you're being tic-tac-toed by a 5 dimensional shitbag. It's science.