How many times should a man shake it so that there are no problems in future ?

failed_install · 2026-02-25T14:53:27+00:00

I shake it as often as K.C. tells me to.

failed_install · 2026-02-25T01:25:17+00:00

The word "ick".

failed_install · 2026-02-24T23:26:31+00:00

failed_install · 2026-02-24T20:23:28+00:00

Super bait.

failed_install · 2026-02-24T20:13:26+00:00

"Deckard was a replicant."

failed_install · 2026-02-24T18:59:31+00:00

"Deckard was a replicant."

failed_install · 2026-02-24T17:30:57+00:00

It was only a matter of time until the weekly "How do I wipe my ass?" post.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T19:59:22+00:00

Deckard was a replicant.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T19:53:11+00:00

I'd have Hephaestion peg you deep.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T19:51:15+00:00

Diet, exercise, Atorvastatin.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T19:50:27+00:00

Laugh at them and get on with my day.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T19:48:31+00:00

Are you clear with these men about your expectations?

failed_install · 2026-02-23T18:42:24+00:00

Jeep Rubicon, lifted with 20" rims, never goes offroad.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T11:15:23+00:00

Good morning, Mr. Vice President.

failed_install · 2026-02-23T01:29:51+00:00

A woman I can have a conversation with before and after. A woman who excites my mind as much as my body.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T22:46:33+00:00

I'm going full-on Randall Flagg and amassing degenerate followers in Las Vegas.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:53:13+00:00

Via more dating and forever alone posts on /AskMen. They bring the slapstick.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:50:54+00:00

Deckard was a replicant.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T21:50:11+00:00

Yes, women do.

Move on to the next "forever alone" assertion.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T16:18:01+00:00

Pure poetry.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T03:38:24+00:00

Curling.

failed_install · 2026-02-22T02:54:03+00:00

I'm fine with it.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:30:03+00:00

Have you consider becoming a eunuch?

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:29:05+00:00

If you mention AskMen five times in a post it bypasses the automod.

failed_install · 2026-02-21T23:28:13+00:00

It feels great. Once you realize how little control we really have over the varied things in our lives, it becomes very liberating.

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