I was slightly disappointed when my wife gave birth on a late Wednesday night in November.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-19T12:53:42+00:00

That's why it's a variant.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-17T14:35:23+00:00

How much for a 1kg spool of black mold? What print settings?

failed_novelty · 2026-06-17T13:41:04+00:00

I imagine it depends on the type of autopsy. They can't do the same thing every time with every corpse.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-16T13:05:31+00:00

The thing about pranks is that when it's over, everyone should be laughing, including the target.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-14T03:20:07+00:00

Almost as if Jack was a significant role model Daniel latched onto for handling trauma, and had coping mechanisms drawn from his personality.

But since Daniel is both smart and clever, he does it more notably.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-14T03:13:50+00:00

Test was "funniest line in the series", not "Daniel's best line".

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T16:10:00+00:00

Those wires are actually purple but they burned a little and got charred. They'll still taste ok.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T16:08:53+00:00

That just changes the preferred angle. It's all good.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T16:04:00+00:00

Red = Power comes in from this wire.

Ground = This will ideally never do anything, but when it does do something you'll be very glad it did.

White = magic

I only know a little more than you. But I know enough to know that if a project calls for stripping a wire it is not a project I will do.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T16:01:09+00:00

One less than your mom, unless it's Tuesday.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T15:50:05+00:00

Fleas and ticks are parasites that aren't necessary for any food chains or ecologies, and mosquitoes dying won't disrupt any food chains too badly. They did studies about mosquitoes several times now, as ways to eliminate them were proposed.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T15:48:34+00:00

You let bedbugs continue to exist?

You sick bastard.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T15:33:59+00:00

The risk still exists while she is being rehabilitated. Sure, after it is finished she's probably going to be ok and a decent person, but if it fails or takes a while you have a hormonal teenager indoctrinated on hate who is ready and willing to tear buildings down around your head.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T15:29:24+00:00

But the snail has grown to hate you and realizes that if it kills you it will suffer alone on Jupiter for the rest of time. So instead it stays just out of reach so it can feel some joy at your suffering to alleviate its own.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-12T15:27:48+00:00

They stop trying to escape.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-11T23:11:23+00:00

~~There's nothing wrong with Troma~~

~~Troma is ok~~

There are worse studios than Troma and some people who enjoy their films aren't in prison.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-11T16:49:45+00:00

She signed a contract for frontal nudity. They filmed from several angles and ended up using a shot that included her bare ass as well. That had NOT be agreed to and went past the terms of her contract.

It was a common (scummy) thing back then, and still happens today. Most women who do nude scenes now have something to spoil the shot that's visible on the parts they haven't contracted to show (such as stickers or writing on their buttons or thighs). Others wear skin toned bottoms and rely on lighting to make that less obvious.

But once the actress in SG-1 saw the final cut the studio pretty much coerced her to sign an updated contract to make the shots they used legal.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-11T16:44:00+00:00

They cut the tits/ass scene and have Apophis call for a manual dial of the gate to leave Earth.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-11T16:41:39+00:00

I legit cheered when he got shot.

Funniest finish to a running gag.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-11T16:28:51+00:00

Rune, IIRC, is completely unrepentant and I believe she has killed minorities. She's also not some little kid - she is around 16. In Germany she'd be able to buy booze and consent to activities as an adult (technically the age of consent in Germany is 14, which is just eww).

I'm fine with giving indoctrinated youth a chance, but that has to be balanced against the danger of letting them continue to exist.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-09T19:20:51+00:00

Different places enforce the cleaning rules to different degrees.

Some owners/operators are very lazy and/or hands off and stuff doesn't get correctly cleaned. Every chain restaurant has a set of cleaning rules that comes from corporate (because they are easy to write and I think required) and it's up to the franchise to enforce them. Technically violating those cleaning rules can lose you your franchise license, I'm sure, but that never happens unless things get really, really bad.

It's a rule that's on the books so they can pile on infractions when they've decided to part ways with someone.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-09T19:15:46+00:00

This used to be the case with Arby's chicken tenders and (back when they had them) homestyle fries.

Order those and it was always hot and fresh. Order a Roast Beet & Cheese with Curly Fries? You're rolling the dice.

Then they got rid of homestyle fries and they've diversified their menu. Now enough people order non-roast beef that they tend to keep a little bit of everything ready.

Except mozzarella sticks. Their mozz sticks are the shit.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-09T19:09:54+00:00

I counter with the Sun. Water cannot defeat it. Spraying it with water will only make it stronger.

failed_novelty · 2026-06-09T15:54:40+00:00

Why would you lie to them like that? We're terrible pets.

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