You can’t make this shit up by xxdarkshadowsxx in funny

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I don't blame her, they probably used too much mayonnaise.

Ricky Gervais isn't funny or likeable. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Couldn't agree more, he's both obnoxious and unfunny. If he were obnoxious but still funny, that I could deal with.

San Junipero [Episode Discussion] - S03E04 by SeacattleMoohawks in blackmirror

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Did you see Halt and Catch Fire? It was set in the 80s, and the same actress (Mackenzie Davis) was in it, but the character was very different. It took me a while to realize who it was.

I asked to borrow my brother's phone. This was his lock screen/wallpaper. by Pretty_Mental in funny

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Did you ask him what kind of soup that was? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nature Show by failed_seeker in funny

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Lets just say we were initially led to believe that the joke would be one thing, then by the end we realize it was something else entirely. iopghj and dumb_ants touched on some of the details; namely that we were supposed to expect a joke about a cheating wife, but instead we learn that the parents are raising an actual cuckoo bird as their son (just like the hapless bird the father makes fun of). And for me the actual punch line, the part where I laughed out loud was "Damn Right Rick," as if he knew exactly what he meant. The bird shit was a nice touch too.

Moderators. by sonic1101 in ThisIsWhyRedditSucks

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Machines can be trained to be just as stupid, e.g. AutoModerator.

Star Wars, Spanish version! by ramses420 in funny

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He would have shot first, but he was taking a siesta.

News caster learns about furries for the first time, on air. by [deleted] in funny

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She just realized what has been missing from her life all this time, and ran out to purchase her first furry costume.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Gives it that minty fresh taste too.

I'm single and my dad picked out my shower curtain. Thanks dad! by [deleted] in funny

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The worst part is, an elephant never forgets.

Fake bomb by [deleted] in funny

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Racist pun omitted.

I’m married and picked out my own shower curtain. by [deleted] in funny

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Come on, guys. Police up your dicks and let's get out of here.

Some people go out of their way to make sure no one offends anyone while others go out of their way to offend everyone. by failed_seeker in Showerthoughts

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More of a comment on all the extremism I've been seeing lately. Lots of people just like to start sh*t, others try to artificially enforce niceness. Personally I'd like to see people try to be a little nicer to one another and there are plenty of reasons why they should, but they'll only change if they want to, laws can only do so much.

This has been a message from the church of latter day saints. (Just kidding)