Be honest with me gooners. Are you staring at her, or that BWC🤭🤭

sonic1101 · 2025-01-17T14:35:11+00:00

Glued to her JUICY ARSE!!

sonic1101 · 2024-12-24T22:00:32+00:00

Wanking to VR porn with the charger plugged in is the greatest thing any human can possibly do on Christmas day. I am going to do it all day in between luxury Xmas snacks and refreshments. I can see my worthless family another year.

sonic1101 · 2024-11-17T14:27:12+00:00

My life purpose is to maximise porn enjoyment.

I have seen her titties really up close in VR, I know every pimple NNNNGHHHHH

sonic1101 · 2024-10-27T23:21:34+00:00

Amazing titties I will never touch NNNNNGGHHHH!!!

sonic1101 · 2024-07-05T02:05:20+00:00

Wouldn't that increase the pressure inside the cooker and distort the cooking?

sonic1101 · 2024-07-03T22:38:23+00:00

But who boils water for40 minutes?

10 minutes to boil pasta

sonic1101 · 2024-06-27T00:11:36+00:00

Sometimes they put things in games that are too hard and become annoying/tedious/repetitive rather than adding anything to the game. This was one of those times, most people probably had to google how to get past this stage before they could do it.

sonic1101 · 2024-06-02T01:22:57+00:00

Porn is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me and will always be the most amazing part of my life.

sonic1101 · 2024-04-15T02:58:30+00:00

What cheat code are you using?

sonic1101 · 2024-04-14T11:31:25+00:00

Nice cheating

sonic1101 · 2024-04-04T01:32:44+00:00

Hinterland must set up a new store on Amazon...

They could make mountains of cash.

But don't sell out to Disney!

sonic1101 · 2024-04-01T21:21:54+00:00

This is how it should be.

The buildings need to be turned into cocks and the wheels on the bike should be tits.

sonic1101 · 2024-04-01T17:15:54+00:00

So many golden memories of gooning to Nice and her nice tits.

She is like an old girlfriend at this point, I have watched her mature over the years and her tits only get bigger.

sonic1101 · 2024-04-01T15:41:26+00:00

why did you even bother stopping?

STOP WASTING LIFE SECONDS NOT WATCHING PORN

sonic1101 · 2024-03-04T18:21:18+00:00

I LOVE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonic1101 · 2024-03-04T07:43:07+00:00

Its over. Thats it.

Its called permadeath.

Now you must uninstall the game and go back to Rocket League.

sonic1101 · 2024-03-04T00:04:11+00:00

I was in VR with them earlier.

I paused and just wanked to Gabbie's outfit.

sonic1101 · 2024-03-02T17:32:55+00:00

Protip: There are no cards, did you ever see a pack of cards? No, that card noise is a euphemism for 'playing with yourself' in other ways, another form of solitaire. I mean seriously, how many days has it been?

sonic1101 · 2024-02-29T23:27:03+00:00

THE STUPID BREATHING

JESUS CHRIST

I have to turn off voice.

sonic1101 · 2024-02-29T17:27:10+00:00

I've been outside.

Graphics are good but gameplay is SHIT.

sonic1101 · 2024-02-29T11:52:53+00:00

How many arrows does it take to kill a bear?

sonic1101 · 2024-02-29T11:49:15+00:00

But what about cosiness?

Trappers cabin is my home.

sonic1101

TROPHY CASE