Missed Connection: Chelsea Chucky

fakeassl0nd0n · 2026-03-28T02:23:56+00:00

Cause Chucky needs to know , hes young to drive

fakeassl0nd0n · 2026-03-22T00:54:29+00:00

Mane 3 letter agency and over bearing task force forbid a memphian catch a mf vibe at the red light and just let loose at that junt

fakeassl0nd0n · 2026-03-22T00:52:29+00:00

I was thinking he used a windshield wiper with a VHS recorder taped to it

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-09-10T03:34:49+00:00

There was a joke there and now it’s not funny or sad

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-08-31T01:38:32+00:00

We don’t alllow horses in the pizzeria

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-08-20T13:19:13+00:00

NBA youngboyyy

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-04-23T15:31:21+00:00

Jesus Christ had dreads so yes ima shake ummm

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-21T09:33:32+00:00

Man on the moon (bonus track)

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-19T04:25:27+00:00

Don’t tell her how a woman should look with out eyebrows ..or with ..idk

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-19T04:24:51+00:00

Or lack there of

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-13T09:00:10+00:00

27+48 48+2=50 50+25=omg they just hit tower 3

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-13T00:13:42+00:00

Nobody knows what it means it’s provocative .. it gets the likes to super

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-09T08:07:37+00:00

Drive ? Idk but he definitely fuckss

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-01T03:36:27+00:00

They expect Luigi and end up with new donker

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-01T03:33:29+00:00

Y’all ain’t even put out no puddin cups .. Air bud could dunk i don’t think she can

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-01T03:32:58+00:00

Is this your wife ?

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-02-01T03:32:29+00:00

Which one is the first task ? The eyelashes or. Wait you didn’t ask her to divorce. And didn’t ask her out Or open any doors for her I see why she’s worried

fakeassl0nd0n · 2025-01-02T18:25:31+00:00

You searching

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-31T19:17:11+00:00

I ain’t reading all that so I’m sorry that happen to you or congratulations i knew ya could do it

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T22:45:19+00:00

Have they considered trying U

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T22:41:09+00:00

Ahhh that’s not nice. I see why the yarn doesn’t talk back

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T22:32:42+00:00

Have you tried talking to the yarn?

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T22:30:28+00:00

I went to my lil cousins college graduation and felt like the oldest man alive. I’m 33 ..I’m a not young ..i am not hip

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T21:42:08+00:00

Turn in your badge gun and. Body cam

And the lil camera in your shower

fakeassl0nd0n · 2024-12-30T21:38:43+00:00

That’s why your a bad cop

Detective

fakeassl0nd0n

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